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I have made 100 edits but it still won't let me on chat. Please help! ([[User:X Jumper|X Jumper]] ([[User talk:X Jumper|talk]]) 03:33, June 15, 2013 (UTC))
I have made 100 edits but it still won't let me on chat. Please help! ([[User:X Jumper|X Jumper]] ([[User talk:X Jumper|talk]]) 03:33, June 15, 2013 (UTC))
Hello. If you havent seen yet,
Congrats on contradicting the hell out of yourself.  - Blasty.

Revision as of 02:54, June 21, 2013

I would prefer to be called "Shade", "Parax" or "Hermit", instead of "Chris". Explaining why will bring up an old conflict from another Wiki.

Archive 1 Whenever I started-March 18th, 2011
Archive 2 March 18th, 2011-May 6th, 2011
Archive 3 May 6th, 2011-June 6th, 2011
Archive 4 June 6th-July 8th, 2011
Archive 5 July 8th-August 6th, 2011
Archive 6 August 6th-September 6th, 2011
Archive 7 September 6th-October 6th, 2011
Archive 8 October 6th-December 9th, 2011
Archive 9 December 9th-March 8th, 2012
Archive 10 March 8th-July 8th, 2012
Archive 11 July 8th-Stepember 6th, 2012
Archive 12 September 6th, 2012-October 24th, 2012

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Signed your hacker

Ban of anything relating to O'nooby

Ban everything about him. Ban anyone who dares mention him. Everyone hates him. And I mean EVERYONE!!!

- Lord Carlisle



Yes 4 More Days for that one day

6 More days til the ban ends >:D


So, I have 3 things for you.

Firstly, your skin. Here's how it looks. If you want me to change it or just completely redo it, tell me and be specific.
Par's skin

Next, I have the IP for Sharpe's server if you get MC. The IP can be found at the bottom of this blog.The Official MCPlayers Wikia Server

Lastly, if you're into forums, I'd like to give you the forums site for the server. While its not very popular, its good for finding out about server updates and such.


That's all. Hope to see you on the server soon!


I'm watching you.


Parax! I need you!

I need to speak to you on chat! It is about somewhat of a glitch that has happened.......

The Illusive Man

Long time no see

Hey hermit! i haven't talked to you in forever! How've you been lately? I hope all is well, i know everything in my life has been pretty good, just insanely busy! I've pretty much had 14 hours days for the last couple of weeks, its been crazy! But now i'm a certified life guard :p anyways, i've been thinking alot about the guild and the old crew of us friends and the good old days. I miss them a ton :| Were playing pirates of caribbean at worlds end soundtrack in band so its had me thinking about potco a ton lately. Anyways, i hope to hear from you soon. Does anyone else still play or go on wiki from our old group of friends???? I'd like to see how their doing too, anyways, adios hermit! ;)

Capt. Skull X GM of Skull's Marines 00:12, November 26, 2012 (UTC)


oh, that stinks :| so, how've you been dude!? i really miss talking to you.

No we arent.  Just been on her page.

Pirate the vampire (talk) 01:07, November 28, 2012 (UTC)Pirate the vampirePirate the vampire (talk) 01:07, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

If you still don't believe us meet us in cuba ( legassa ) right now. or whenever you have the time =P, we arent doing anything right now =P


Dear Parax

It is my honour to invite you to join the Supreme Thule Society of Chaos, lead by my new POTCO character Karl Ruprecht Kroenon, this is not a guild just a RP order much like the Societys of Light & Darkness in its way, but with no alligences to anyone except itself if you wish to know more about society you can read more about it here The Thule Society of Chaos. Thanks you for your time...

~Karl Ruprecht Kroenon of Chaos~


I heard that you played club penguin and was wondering whats your users name?

Thanks for deleting the blog for me Gamer124 (talk) 01:06, December 1, 2012 (UTC)

I asked to work it out before and their is no proof it was a country I did not type a single thing yet except a name

what errors? And can you please ask him to ask me first and I would like you to protect my page to limit it to me and admins please

Captain Leon

Parax, i saw you have captain leon blocked, i just came to warn you. Keep him blocked, idk how long it is, but keep him blocked. he sno good, he sneaked his way back into potco wiki, and has stolen over 13 accts in th epast month. We've all emailed disney, and all gotten the same response. They're not gonna do anything. Just came to warn you, he's stolen the accts of 3 of y friends, id say what i wanna do to him, but id figure its against policy.

I'm not a fan of this wiki, i dont like roleplay and fanon, but its all our game. Fair warning. 

{{SUBST:AngelSig}} 02:36, December 2, 2012 (UTC) Black Angel BR (Anything Pirates Wiki)

I was wondering if i could make a player page and if i needed permission to do so? Also, any tips on making won?

LordLuther38 (talk) 02:16, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm..., Thats weird the leave message thing on my talk page is gone, but anyway thanks!!! :D



Blueiceprincess13 (talk) 23:32, December 5, 2012 (UTC)

From The Desk Of Basily Galifizois Brawlmonk




Screen shot 2012-12-06 at 8.18.38 PM

Signed -  Basily Galifizois Peter Michael Brawlmonk IV Of Romania


Your skin for Mc, should you get it...MAH BOI

Par's Skin

U hav fans

Lord Blake UNKG0001 07:18, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

HI! Im McKenzie Pandabear(Lvl37pirate) whats up? just feel like talking 'cuz im bored... :p 


You know what I said about u earlier was just a joke right?

Livewire Logan (talk) 04:37, January 4, 2013 (UTC)

I am sorry for what I said Parax., Please don't be pissed at me, you're one of the few people who don't drive me completley mental on this site. But, sure, I'll leave you alone.

Livewire Logan (talk) 19:31, January 4, 2013 (UTC)

Please Par, can you forgive me? I am sorry for the joke, it shouldn't have been said, it was completely unneeded, it was unprofessional, and it was very rude, I am sorry. Please message me back. Livewire Logan (talk) 20:14, January 4, 2013 (UTC)

The 7th Master unban

"I am here to speak about unbanning the 7th Master for what he has done. He apoligizes for what has happened and I think a lifetime ban is a bit harsh. 1-2 years is long enough and Guys just unban him. He regrets what he has done and It was pointless for the ban anyways. If he got unbaned he would upgrade and benefit the wiki more than the admins would expect.Thats really all I can think of at the moment but i'll continue this later on down the road. If you agree with me blog about it and maybe suggest unbanning him to the admins!"

He really is sorry and wants to be forgiven.

Important Notice:For Admins too

Pary, Matthew OMalley would like to meet with an Admin or two on the subject of his unban in another chat. I can tell you when hed like to meet up when I can, to see where he asked check

EmpReflecTalkReflecBlogsReflecCountryReflec 03:28, January 6, 2013 (UTC)

I just met with O'Malley, and have put up a topic concerning this issue on the Seven Seas Court. I encourage all admins to give their input there.


-- Jeremiah Garland Rollback @ 04:12, January 6, 2013 (UTC)


I didn't want to at first, but I reinstalled skype.. Now, you might have to teach me some of the stupid basics, but I'll get the hang of it. Plus, Billy roll and Gold might be in too. Now if we could get all of the skypers on here... :P

Cher Bear =D (talk) 05:22, January 6, 2013 (UTC)



-- Black Angel BR


Dude,  I can't get on chat, was I banned?


Hello There

Is this even working? I don't know... Anywho, I saw you left a little message on my talk page saying something about signatures... So yea... I'm going to leave now. Bye :) Grace Redskull (talk) 05:48, January 22, 2013 (UTC)Grace

My Lord

My lord Parax, please view this blog.



Thank you for welcoming me i thought that was nice.

Re: Hi There

Hello again. I guess I would like to request a siggie after all. I don't really know what it should look like. You can surrpise me on that. Thanks! Grace Redskull (talk) 01:34, January 25, 2013 (UTC)


Thank you! The sig looks fantastic. Great job :) Cooltext894875464 Cooltext894875961 02:26, January 25, 2013 (UTC)


Can you please take the ban off me for chat. Someone was on my account (i changed my password) i dont swear in chat. So can you please remove the ban.

Emperor Kwagar (talk) 16:44, January 31, 2013 (UTC)

Do u make sigs

Hi there, My name is Ariana, but i go by Ari. I saw u make free sigs so i wanted to se eif i could have one. I want to have it say "Ariana Cruz" with a swiss flag flying behind it or in front of the word stuff or something lol Can u do that sir?

22:25, January 31, 2013 (UTC)

Parax, do u know someone who knows how to do that fancy stuff with the sigs?

00:20, February 1, 2013 (UTC)



Squirto19 - Talk Page 15:35, February 2, 2013 (UTC)

Blog Adoption

Could I adopt a blog made by Mikey. He asked me to carry it on and I think that would be cool.


He told me it was ok on Skype.


Dear Parax,

May you look at my Valentines day page, look at the comments, and messages, and then message me on my talk page? I need to talk to you. Also, look at my The Darkness Within: A potco story, Blake is trying to ban me when I did nothing wrong, he and and other people were ruining my new pages and trolling them, causing chaos, cause Im new to the wiki, I am a nice person, when they were the ones being rude. Thanks for your consideration EmpressBluefeather31 (talk) 04:25, February 12, 2013 (UTC)Hannah Bluefeather-Blademonk of Austria


How do undo this??!!


Hello, Parax, lord of the universes (xD), this is actually Luckey and I'm writting this message for Matthew O'Malley because he was getting impatient from the waiting... Looks like he won't change with time, lol...



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Part1 Part2 Part3.0 Part4

Squirto19 - Talk Page



Here2 Here3 Squirto19 - Talk Page

Hello, Parax, it's Luck. I'm writting this for Mike. He would like to have more help. If possible, could you contact him in the united alliance wiki? Thanks.


Did your texting get turned off? I tried to text you yesterday and no response. You ok?


Edit: I got skype messages at all...nothing but the talk :/


I dunno when I'll be on because I'm gonna baby-sit my cousin's puppy :P

Love ya!


Dat Spamma lieks to Spammmmmm

Someone thinks male body parts are a fun thing to spam :)


Gamer124 wishes to talk to you.


Another Link


Forgotten to add it in.

Urgent Reply to Gamer124

Hey Parax. Gamer124 urgently needs to talk to you. Please reply to him.

Gamer doesn't deserve that honor seeing as how he tried to vandalize this Wiki.

Tyler - Talk

Request: Can you delete one of my Blogs??

Hey Parax! Its me, EmpressBluefeather31, or Hannah Bluefeather!

I made a blog today "Potco Maintenance (New stuff coming soon!!)",

and someone sent me a link to a blog that said it was just fixing

technical stuff and other things in the game, not new items or anything.

I can't delete my blog, and Al told me to ask an admin,

thats why I am leaving a message on your talk page!!!

Please delete it for me since the blog is kinda innacurate

and was a misunderstanding! Thanks and have a good day!

EmpressBluefeather31 (talk) 16:32, March 25, 2013 (UTC)Miss Hannah Blademonk-Bluefeather of Austria

(Here is the link):!!!_(there_could_be_new_stuff_soon!!!)


In link with what you've said on my page, I use more Victoria than Luckey now. However, I still use that account sometimes, but rarely. I am not the other user (Mitzit1 or whatever it was). Thank you.


I'd like to speak with you in chat in PM if that's alright. I tried waiting for you earlier but people started spamming "You need to leave" over and over. Personally, that isn't what made me leave. I just found it annoying. Albert Spark actually used a very polite approach which made me more inclined to leave on my own free will. :D Kudos to him. Personally, I don't think new users should be spammed "LEAVE" over and over. I've been trying to make "good-faith" edits and keep my cool watching my boyfriend being dissed over and over. One of the main reasons I want Hector back on this Wiki is because I don't appreicate being cornered constantly. I'd like one of my own "kind" on here. I'm sure you can relate. Anyways, I'd like to discuss something with you in PM if that's ok. :D

Isabella V Clemente (talk) 21:48, March 27, 2013 (UTC)

I simply wanted something in an Old English text, coloured gold and outline in black, reading my name:  Mylo Xyloto.


Hi. I'm Charles Crestsilver. I haven't been on in a while. But when I came back on, I found my page (Crestsilver's Army) was put under William Seasteel's (or Tyler Crossbones's) user blog. It won't even let me edit it anymore. Please help fix this. I don't know how they did it but it was my page (not blog but page) before that.


Charles Crestsilver: General of Crestsilver's Army and U.I.C. High Council Member


On my talk page, some guy named Blake Stewart found out my REAL NAME. I never told him. Please do something about this. I need help here.

03:25, March 29, 2013 (UTC)

Can you delete the top comment on the Crestsilver's Army page? It has my name and I can't get rid of it.

03:47, March 29, 2013 (UTC)

Abssan Hermit Ranger


Hey Parax! Its me Hannah Blufeather.

I made a page for April Fools Day,

but people figured out that that page was

an April Fools Day joke, I said I was a boy rapper which

is false, Im really a girl. Anyways, I really want you

to delete my page because I changed it/sort of deleted it

and added moustaches instead.

So, can you delete this page for me?

Thanks! -Hannah Bluefeather

EmpressBluefeather31 (talk) 19:03, April 1, 2013 (UTC)Hannah Blademonk-Bluefeather of Austria

Here is the link:

An Understanding

I know in the past, many people have been rather rude to you, acussing you of being bias or unfair. However, just recently today on The POTCO United Nations Wiki I had to resolve a very big argument which resulted in the week long bans of 3 seperate users. For once, I think I understand what it's like being an administrator. It's almost impossible not to be "unfair" or "bias". On behalf of Pearson, myself, and Hector Wildhayes, I would like to apologize for our past disagreements. I'm not requesting an "unban" or anything. Person to person, I truly do feel how it is to be you now. I admire your consistency here, and urge you to keep on keeping on. Taking into consideration all that actually goes on here, and now knowing how hard it is to deal with, I can say that you've gained a lot of respect from both me and Hector Wildhayes. I hope that we can put aside our differences and work hard to get along in the near future. :)

Isabella V Clemente (talk) 22:29, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

Strike Sir Hawe

I request this user be given a strike. He came and raged at me on a blog that had absolutely nothing to do with him, and instigated an argument by calling me an "idiot" and stating that I needed to return to my "Infernal Hell Hole" of a Wiki which he constantly comes on complaining about how bias we are, (yet ironically, he's telling me to stop complaining. Here's an SS:

Isabella, that isn't raging. Strike worthy would probably be if he cussed at you or CAPS RAGED LIKE WAT DA HELL. I suggest you close the comments, Isabella. -srry parax for talk page stalking- Voxelplox Hello @ROLLBACKSSIGNATURETHING

Voxel, can you even begin to imagine what would happen to a Spaniard if he did something like that? I mean, for heaven's sake, Pearson was infinitely banned for making a joke with Sharple... check the ban log. If Hawke was Spanish, he'd have a week long ban, probably worse. I left the comments open so Breasly could give his input. He messed up. Stop trying to defend him. He had absolutely no reason to say what he said.

Isabella V Clemente (talk) 22:06, April 11, 2013 (UTC)

Allegiance in roleplay is irrelevant here, only behavior and severity will determine a punishment. Anyways, Hawke has received his first warning for his hostility, and a strike will be in order should his behavior continue.--Parax 23:15, April 11, 2013 (UTC)

Servur Stuffz

Pary.... its up :D


Thankee <3

ReyesDeLulz Rollback @ 18:55, April 14, 2013 (UTC)








Plz unban me from chat

unban me plz I requested my own ban

- basil brawlmonk says I AM MANY THINGS A TABLE


Meet there, please. King Of Kittehstan BLAKE STEWART (HAIL THE SEEDLINGS!) Fur

Ps. While you're at it, bring every single chat mod that is also on.


Just thought I'd notify you that User:RealBasilBrawlmonk has been... acting up ever since he lost his place in Romania and all that RP drama happened. He has created several random pages, some of which about users who are currently infinitely blocked from the site, and is also spamming comments on pages. If you look at activity, or his contributions you can see such spam. I was notified by email that my pages were commented on, and I'm sure it's spamming others' emails. Whatever you want to do, just thought I'd inform you.

Captain R. GoldvaneTalk Writer of The Goldvane Trilogy12,211 Edits ~"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNT!"

Chat, again.



We run this wiki on Wikia's time, meaning we go by their clock.

Now take a look at that and tell me I still have a strike.


On the pieces of eight section of the 8th Brethren Court, can you edit my image to make the white background not appear? I saw other people did it with their images. I was wondering if you could do it for me. It's also in the Sword of the Crestsilver Lineage page.

SwordPistolSig - CharlesCrest
16:47, April 27, 2013 (UTC)


Could you unban me? kthxbai.


Chat mod images

Not sure if you remember this, but a while back there were skulls for chat mods.I've updated to code to work for it /* Makes chat mods have skulls instead of stars */ .username:after, .User.staff .username:after { background-color:transparent; background-image:url("")!important; background-repeat:no-repeat; } .username:after { background-position:-101px 0px !important; }

--Tama 21:13, May 2, 2013 (UTC)

Message from Samuel

Hello, Parax! It's me, Samuel. For reasons that I don't feel the need to mention, I would like to make some updates to the following pages: Right Honourable Lord Marshal Samuel Harrington of the East India Trading Company, East India Trading Company, EITC Court of Directors, Office of the Lord Marshal, and a few others. Per the request of some of my former colleagues, we would like some of these pages to display the information that would have been present during the 2009 EITC empire, as well as getting rid of typos and outdated information. I fwe could work something out where I am unbanned for a period of time to make these edits, followed by the locking of all these pages, that woulde be greatly appreciated. If Breasly and his minions get butthurt, they can make their own pages displaying their own information, but there is no reason that my pages, that I created, have to suffer because they don't like it. I hope you understand, and I hope we can work something out. Some of the information in these pages just needs to be changed for the sake of needing to be changed. I', not trying to start any drama, I just want the pages that I created to be protected and display the information I see fit for them to display. I am only asking to be unbanned for a limited period of time to make these edits, and do not intend to go any further. I would then like you to lock the pages I edited, as no ne'er do well whom I shall not mention do not edit them. To respond, please contact me on Skype. With all due respect, Samuel Harrington

Sam asked me to get this message to you.  Sincerely, Cooltext894875464 Cooltext894875961 07:11, May 4, 2013 (UTC)

  • A Permaban is a Permaban. 
  • These pages are Role-play, they become under the ownership of the British Empire.
  • You shouldn't have access to Grace's account, that's worthy of a ban. 

LieutenantNigel (talk)

Nigel, let me make this very clear. Samuel DOES NOT HAVE ACCESS TO MY ACCOUNT. I am literally talking to him right now on Skype. I have already stated that Sam has asked me to leave these messages to tell Parax. Good night. Cooltext894875464 Cooltext894875961 07:38, May 4, 2013 (UTC)


Hi Parax! Can you please delete a template off of a page for me? Thanks!

Someone put it there and it was really unnecessary to add a template to the page.

The page is this:

Thanks Par! EmpressBluefeather31 (talk) 01:28, May 5, 2013 (UTC)Miss Hannah Blademonk (Bluefeather) of Austria

From The Government Of Cuba

Dear Chris Swordbones,

You are being notified that Lord Zeke of Cuba has land for sale! Check out this page for more information!


Nathaniel Wavesilver, Secretary of Lord Zeke Williams


Hello need help.I am a noob and unable to make Signatures, and I was thinking Grand Admiral William Goldsilver... in Johnny Goldtimbers print.

If you could do this, I would be most grateful please leave a message on my talk page in the link below.

Thanks! William Goldsilver (talk) 04:16, May 15, 2013 (UTC)

Leon Socks

Hey Parax here's a list of Leon socks from a recent attack, feel free to ban them here.

Be sure that you Ban CWalkers and not CWalker.


Dent--Talk 04:11, May 16, 2013 (UTC)

Temp Admin

Oi, do you think you could temporarily give me administrator rights at some point? No offence, but... I do not wish for my pages to be associated with the hellhole this website has become. Again, no offence, but it's actually quite embarrassing :\ I'd like an admin position to delete my pages real quick and probably copy them to the TGT Wiki and Baker Street. This way I don't have to put deletion tags on everything and all that crap. Demote me afterwards of course, it won't take long. Thanks

Captain R. GoldvaneTalk Writer of The Goldvane Trilogy12,211 Edits ~"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNT!"


...decipher the above message

that is all, my lord.



Please infinetly ban Gamer124 as I no longer use him and I am disabling him.

Rather Urgent...

We need to talk ASAP. It's Code Lavender.

-- Jeremiah Garland @admins sig-sign

Fanon Crossovers

Do you allow non-canon crossovers mixing POTCO and other games/movies/books set in the same time period?

-Richard Lamons


So as long as it's not obnoxious steampunk straight from the Sherlock Holmes movies, I'm good?

-Richard Lamons


Hi, this is the real Victoria. I told you or an admin that u would only use Luckey on this wiki. I know I am banned from chat, but it wasn't me. I saw the reasons and I never would have done this. That was Matthew, not me. He already has done that, you can ask Goldtimbers as a proof. I didn't know he was doing that, until I received a message from Albert Spark on Skype that I didn't understand. So I checked the wiki and found out he played on it. I'd like yo get unbanned, since I am not guilty of what I'm accused of. My password is changed.


I gave him a long time ago, didn't think he would still have it AND use it.


I know it was my responsibility, but I didn't know. And actually, the reason given by yourself is refusal to leave without the required edits (I never went myself there, he did), attacks on wiki, users and general disruptions when she doesn't get what she wants. I'm terribly sorry, but then again, I didn't have the control and I didn't even know. I thought I had changed it.


I have made 100 edits but it still won't let me on chat. Please help! (X Jumper (talk) 03:33, June 15, 2013 (UTC))

Hello. If you havent seen yet,

Congrats on contradicting the hell out of yourself.  - Blasty.
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