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Welp, he was actually promoted yesterday by a power user who is on vacation and cannot be named but may or may not be the only one above me and the only one who can appoint temporary admins. Regardless, because I favor TRANSPARENCY and FAIR GOVERNMENT, I felt the need to notify you of Goldtimbers' absolutely necessary temporary promotion. I welcome the opportunity for mods to experience adminship... preparing the next generation! He will retain said powers until our President's return, later in the week.
Hail and farewell,