Well, maybe not a contest, but just some encouragement to write something, keep away those boredom demons. Just anything short will do, such as a haiku or something similar. Maybe something humerous can be thrown in, but yeah, encouragement to use your minds and get creative. ^-^
A pirate as history relates was horible to all of his mates he slipped on his cutlas which rendered him nutless and perfectly useless on dates.