The Ultimate Quote of the Week

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THE ULTIMATE QUOTE OF THE WEEK HAS BEEN PROCLAIMED AS:

Mallace: "It's not a problem. It's the solution." Zoomer: "the final solution" Wag: "the final solution." Nults: "the final solution" ~ proof that the wiki is racist

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR THE THING I'VE TEASED 500 TIMES EXCEPT NOW I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT!

Given that Quote of the Week has essentially been dead on this here website for a while now, it's finally time for THE ULTIMATE QUOTE OF THE WEEK! This summer marks the 4th anniversary of QOTWs creation, but I don't wanna wait until then so WE DOIN THIS SHIT NOW.

Starting today (cuz i can't bear to wait until tomorrow), for the next three weeks the following polls will take place:

On the first week, 3 damn good quotes from every year of QOTW's existence that didn't win will have one last shot at redemption to finally win Quote of the Week.

On the second week, a multiple choice poll (off-site probably) containing every single quote that's won Quote of the Week will take place. You will select 15 quotes you like most, and the top 4 at the end of the week will move on to the ultimate round (and if there's a tie i guess ill do somethin about that).
In the final week, the top 4 quotes will be voted on, with the winner forever being proclaimed the Ultimate Quote of the Week™ (and if there's a tie i guess ill do somethin about that too).

okthanks

Winners[]

Redemption Quote of the Week[]

"I'll bring the rainbow cake and abortion ice cream." ~ G-man.

The Ultimate Quote of the Week (round 1)[]

Mallace: "It's not a problem. It's the solution." Zoomer: "the final solution" Wag: "the final solution." Nults: "the final solution" ~ proof that the wiki is racist

"drlithium_ was slain by helplessstudent" ~ WaglingtonŒ after dying

"Thread:9112001" ~ Lord Andrew Mallace

"By the time a potco emulator comes out, i'm gonna have a hot beard and a warehouse full of kids" ~ HurrcheeseDa2nd

THE ULTIMATE QUOTE OF THE WEEK[]

Mallace: "It's not a problem. It's the solution." Zoomer: "the final solution" Wag: "the final solution." Nults: "the final solution" ~ proof that the wiki is racist