(ignore the title I cant get rid of it)
Aplentia: CAN SOMEBODY FIX THE FREAKING SCREEN MY NAME IS TIA!!! Oh… were live…. Well this is awkward…
- Theme song –
Tia: Welcome back to 'WAKE UP YOU NOOBS'! The talk show so early its almost ridiculous! anyway,This is our very first airing so-
David: Hey Tia, can I be your guest star?
Tia: Sorry, I already booked Charlie Sheen to guest star!
Roger: I can be Charlie Sheen, ‘BA WINNING!”
-The wicked witch of the west comes out-
Roger: Oh my gosh not this again…
Wicked Witch: ROGER! XD Why wont you add me on face book?
Roger: O_O Stop stalking me you psycho witch! (pun intended)
- Roger pours coffee on witch-
Wicked witch: is this decaf?
Roger: no
Wicked Witch: oh… THEN IM MELTING!!!
- wicked witch melts into goo -
Tia: Anyway, our first guest today is…
- tinker bell flies out-
Tinker: If you only belive in faith, trust, and-
- Cherie uses wok to kill tinker bell-
David: O_o
Cherie: If I see another Disney character I’m gonna-
- Cuts to commercial-
Roger: Welcome back, our first guest today is… Dora the Explorer!
- Dora comes out in straught jacket and doctor-
Roger: Dora what happened?
Doctor: She has a diease called ‘wheres-the-moutain-idus’
Dora: I DON’T HAVE A FREAKING DISEASE LADY! CALL MY LAWYER!
- Bob the builder comes out –
Tia: Bob the builder is your lawyer?
Dora: NO! hes my ex-huspand… that scoundrel got custody over boots, left me with zit!
Backpack: Hey dora! I’m still the backpack, the backpack, the backpack!
Dora: Shut up you-
-Doctor covers Dora’s mouth -
Doctor: Now dora, what did we say about using that word...
Bob the builder: Dora I want you back
Dora: WHAT! Oh I get it... now that my :P children's show is popular and I got tons of money, NOW YOU WANT ME BACK!
Bob the builder: Oh come on dora... WE CAN DO IT!
Dora: NO WE CANT!
Doctor: Dora maybe you should rest-
Dora: WHAT? REST? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WORK I HAVE TO DO AS DORA THE EXPLORER!
Doctor: Remember inside voices
Dora: INSIDE VOICES? I OUTTA-
- doctor carries dora away while bob the builder chases after them-
Roger: So much for that guest star…
Cherie: What do we do now?
Tia: Please welcome out next guest star…
- Tia franticlly looks for a guest star-
Cherie: MR. BROOM!
Tia: Mr. broom?
Roger: Yeah he’s the hottest celebrity now, bigger than brad spit and George blooney
Cherie: So… Mr. Broom, what’s its like being a famous actor!
- Silence –
Tia; Cherie! Cant you see hes heart broken after his big time breakup with Rihanna
Roger: You dated Rihanna?
- Mr. broom falls over-
Cherie: Aww… he’s devastated after she cheated on him with a Swiffer!
- crowd goes aww-
Roger: Anyway, We kinda ran out of time… so that concludes our first segment of ‘ talk time with roger’
Aplentia: Its 'WAKE UP YOU NOOBS'…. AND WILL SOMEBODY FIX THE SCREEN! YOU-
- TV cuts off and says ‘ this program is deemed bad for your health’ -