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A raging war between England and Spain has turned to the end. King John Breasly of England ordered the HMS Luxembourg to send drastic needed supplies to the Caribbean, along with large amounts of English Reinforcements. Months passed, and the Spanish slowly came to victory. The HMS Luxembourg never arrived to its destination. Without its vital supplies, Spain won the war. King John Breasly met his ultimate fate.. Will the HMS Luxembourg ever be found? Could it lead to many unknown secrets of the war? Will England be avenged?
One of the lead Adventures in the quest to find the HMS Luxembourg. Benjamin is somewhat the Dare-Devil. No sign of fear in his heart. His decisions aren't wise, and normally lead to the group's almost-death or capture, however, his friends seem to steer him in the right path, which always results in a Happy-Benjy.
The Captain of the Loyal Bride, Jim Logan remains as one of the most respected pirates to sail the seven seas. Stealing, and committing many acts against The Royal Navy. Will he be a good help to Benjamin?
Lord Matthew Blastshot of the Navy has paid off his co-workers, and his commanding officers. Slowly climbing up in leadership, eventually becoming Head of the Navy of The British Empire. He is always found making business deals benefiting him in secret, and spending many hours at the local pub.
The King of The Great British Empire has seen better times, as his final days as King of England, he sends the HMS Luxembourg to the Caribbean, sending vital supplies to defeat the Spanish's invasion of British Territory. After receiving word that the ship is lost at sea, the King faces his biggest struggle yet, resulting in his resignation from the Throne.
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Jack's a adventurous pirate. A former English spy on Spain. Jack has had his come-arounds with the foul King of the Spanish Empire, and has set his life long goal trying to kill the Foul pit-beast known as Sir Carlos Clemente. He seems to have a mythical friend named "N.R" who comes on many of his journeys, and often engages in conversations with Jack. Over the years, people thought he was talking to himself..
Richard Goldvane is a notorious pirate, famed for writing many tales across the Caribbean, and is quite a master at the sword. He might know the whereabouts of the HMS Luxembourg..
Captain Leon, a Spanish thug, and Mercenary is famous for his "trick" on England's Royal family, by pretending to be Princess Emily. It is said that he didn't even have to change his looks at all to disguise as her!
People needed:
Johnny Goldtimbers - fat lazy Navy guard
Matthew Blastshot - Fat lazy corrupt Head of the Navy
Johny breasly - King of England
Simon Redskull - "spy" on Spain
Jack Pistol - Helps find the ship
Lawerence Daggerpaine - Deceased Captain of the HMS Luxembourg, comes back as a ghost.
Edgar Wildrat - Current King of England, enjoys partying and feasting while Spain invades
Sir Carlos Clemente - Evil King of Spain, mass-murderer,
Captain Leon - Loyal to Spain, pretends to be Princess of England, as he looks identical to the real princess.
Emily Mcsteel - Princess of England, held hostage by Spain as Leon pretends to be her, fooling the crown.
Act I: Scene I[]
King John Breasly and his Generals discuss the war at the war-table.
Matthew Blastshot: Your Majesty, our scouts have reported that the Spanish Armada is approaching our colonies in the Caribbean with hostility. We have sent numerous warnings to them, but they are not showing any sign of stopping.
King Breasly sighs, as he looks at the map
King Breasly: We will send a small fleet of Warships to counter their attacks. What is the current damage?
General 1: We do not know the current damage as of now, but I expect they will try to colonize our ports.
A messenger runs in panicked
Messenger: Your majesty! The blasted Spanish have blockaded some of the port's docks! Most of which, rely on our supplies!
King Breasly stands up in anger
King Breasly: Those bloody fools! Matthew, prepare the HMS Luxembourg. We will send the needed supplies and reinforcements to end Spain's hostilities. That ship is expensive, don't let it sink! I want a large escorting fleet to follow!
Matthew Blastshot: Yes, your majesty! Before I go, I have a question.
King Breasly: Yes? Speak up!
Matthew Blastshot: What time does the pub close?
King Breasly throws a biscuit at Matthew, pushing him out of the room.
Matthew Blastshot: Okay! Okay!
Act I: Scene II []
Matthew is at the Royal Docks, supervising the ship being loaded and prepared.
Matthew Blastshot: Disguise the flag! We don't want a bunch of Spanish Cowards opening fire on us!
Lawrence Daggerpaine walks up to Matthew
Lawrence Daggerpaine:Ahoy there! I am the captain of this lovely lass of a ship. I promise I will make sure it reaches its destination as we blow the Spanish Armada of Fools into dust! Is there anything I can do for you, sir?
Matthew Blastshot: Go get me tea, you piece of filth!
Lawrence gets Matthew a cup of tea, and spits in it
Lawrence Daggerpaine: Here you go, sir!
Matthew Drinks it and walks away.
Matthew Blastshot: Mmmm... this is good! Did you add any honey to it?
Lawrence Daggerpaine: Yes! Thats what it was..?
Matthew walks into a carriage, and Lawrence walks into the ship, helping to load it.
Stupid Guard 1: Bubby! Over here!
Stupid Guard 2: Its Bobby! You twit!
Stupid Guard 1: No, Bubby! You Bubbed my Bubby!
The guards continue to argue, while the Princess walks towards them
Princess Emily Mcsteel: Are you two okay? I was wondering where the restroom is.
Stupid Guard 1: Its over to the left!
Stupid Guard 2: No you fat thing! Its to the right! Not left!
Stupid Guard 1: How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not fat! I'm on a controlled size!
The guards begin arguing again. A man named Captain Leon grabs the Princess covering her mouth, taking her into a carriage which randomly pulls near the scene, and takes them away. The guards don't notice and continue arguing
Leon: We have you now, Queen Lativa!
Princess Emily Mcsteel: Queen Lativa? No, I'm Emily. Queen Lativa lives across the ocean.
Leon: Oh. Well! We still have you! And now, we will take you to Spain and imprison you, as I, Captain Leon, will take your place as Princess of England! I've won every beauty pageant I've entered. I look just like you! They won't tell a difference!
Princess Emily Mcsteel: Why am I always surrounded by idiots? You look like a women, thats okay?
Leon: You think thats okay? Thats superb! I even sound like you!
Princess Emily Mcsteel You sound like a dead chipmunk. But okay?
The carriage stops, and two Spanish guards take Emily onto a ship which is heading to Spain.
== Act I: Scene III
==
Inside Sir Carlos Clemente's Palace
King Clemente: Tell me.. what is that blasted Breasly up to?
Spanish General: Our scouts have reported sightings of a large fleet of Warships heading to the Caribbean. Most likely a response to our recent attacks against English Ports.
King Clemente: Hmm.. we shall see. Send out the flying monkeys! I mean send out the fleet! I don't want any blasted fleet reaching OUR new colonies!
Spanish General: Yes, your royal highness.
King Carlos Clemente whacks his whip on the floor, the General runs off.
A group of guards enter the room
Guard Leader: Your royal highness, as you requested, we are transporting the "good explosives" to the ship. We will deliver the "blow" in London.
King Clemente: Good, now move on! We need to take them out before the end of the week! Also.. my "Goddness" grows weaker. We must defeat them before my high self esteem falls. Because i'm Winning!
King Clemente stares at the audience and does a cheap John Travolta move
The Guards exit the room
== Act I: Scene IV
==
The HMS Luxembourg begins to launch into voyage
Lawerence Daggerpaine: All aboard stay aboard! or something like that.. I'm kind of new with this whole "Navy Captain" thing.
Random Sailor: May I eat your hat?
Lawerence Daggerpaine: My hat?
Random Sailor: Yes your hat. Give it to me or I rip your ears off and eat them.
Lawerence Daggerpaine: Delightful.. {C
Lawrence takes a small gun out of his hand. The sailor doesn't notice
Lawrence Daggerpaine: Oh my god! Look over there! Its AMAZING!
The Random Sailor looks away trying to figure out what hes suppose to look at. Lawrence fires the gun and pushes the Sailor off the ship, making it look like an accident
Lawrence Daggerpaine: Oh wow! How did that happen?
Bill Plunderbones: Hey man, what kind of cruise is this? I tried to start a
Conga line but nobody joined in. And what time is Bingo hour?
Lawrence Daggerpaine: Who the hell are you?
Bill Plunderbones: Who the hell am I? WHO THE HELL AM I? WHO THE HELL AM I?? Gee, I don't actually know. Who am I? Ahh! I see the light! Its very bright out here. It was very dark outside a few minutes ago!
Bill leaves the stage, but accidentally trips and lands on a occupied seat, trying to eat the man's popcorn, with security grabbing him.
Lawrence Daggerpaine: Idiot..
== Act I: Scene V
==
A large rumble is heard on the ship.
Crewman Ahhh!! Whats going on?
The ship starts to turn
Lawrence Daggerpaine: ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP!
A large horrible boom sound is heard. KA-BOOM!
Lawrence Daggerpaine: ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
== Act I: Scene V
==
The due date of the ships arrival has come.
Spanish General: Tisk tisk. The English never brought the ships. Looks like we won this battle! The HMS Luxembourg never arrived!
Spanish Warlord: General, what is going on?
Spanish General: Sir, the ships never came! They lied about sending reinforcements to retake their ports! It's Fiesta time!
The Spanish Warlord and General begin tangoing with each other. A huge mariachi band randomly falls out of the sky and begins playing music.
Under the fort, the citizens aren't pleased.
English Citizen: Are the ships coming?
Other English Citizen: No. The King failed us.
A large fleet of carriages armed with guns parade around the town and shoot at random houses.
Spanish Soldier in Carriage: Viva King Carlos! Viva King Carlos! Viva King Carlos!
Citizen: Carlos Santana the singer?
Spanish Soldier: No! King Carlos the Great! The Legend! The God!
King Clemente randomly comes through the curtain and does a John Travolta pose
King Clemente: Cuz i'm WINNING! TIGER BLOOD!
King Clemente randomly exits, walking through the audience acting overly nonchalant.
Rally of Spanish Citizens: Viva King Carlos! Viva King Carlos!
King Clemente pops out of a random window
King Clemente: Still winning!
== Act II: Scene I
==
At the King's Bedroom in London
Messenger: Your majesty! The HMS Luxembourg is lost at sea! It never arrived! The Spanish have taken control of the majority of our Ports in the Caribbean! What do we do?!
The Messenger starts panicking and running around the room slapping himself, then King Breasly gets out of his chair and slaps him.
King Breasly: Get a hold of yourself!
Messenger: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Another Messenger enters the room
Messenger 2: YOUR MAJESTY! I HAVE HORRIBLE NEWS! The HMS Luxembourg is lost at sea! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Messenger 3 enter the room through the window
Messenger 3 we... are... all. DOOMED TO PEARSMCJUNK TART DISEASE!
the curtain closes with Messenger 3 getting twirled up in the curtains
== Act II: Scene II
==
At the docks in Port Royal
Benjamin Macmorgan: Where art thou, whipped cream?
Benjamin begins playing with his sword and eating whipped cream from his hat
Benjamin Macmorgan: Oh do tell! Will is my bundle of joy and fur? Ah its a dog! {C
Benjamin stares at a ferret thinking its a dog. He begins to pick it up and cuddle it
Benjamin Macmorgan: Oh cute little thing! I'll take care of you! You're such a good dog! {C
The ferret "dog" jumps out of Benjamin's arms and bites him, then runs off
Benjamin Macmorgan: Okay..
Spanish guards walk down the corridor, preparing to arrest Benjamin
Spanish Guard 1z; You fat thing! Punk!
The guard draws his sword
Benjamin Macmorgan: Bring it.. NINJA STYLE!!!!!!!!
Benjamin takes out two Ninja swords and charges towards the Guard
Random Guy: EAT MY TOFU!
Jack Pistol: Come on N.R lets help this crazy lunatic!
Everyone pauses and looks at Jack for a minute, then sighs and continues to fight
Benjamin Macmorgan: Me? A Lunatic? No! Who the heck are you?
Jack Pistol runs towards a Spanish Guard and tackles him, and begins beating him with a trout
Spanish Guard: No Senor! No! I! I! Amigo! No!! I is scared of fish! Uno second! Uno taco!
Benjamin thrusts his sword into the Spanish Guard's chest, while kicking backwords to kill the other guard.
Benjamin Macmorgan: Voila.
Jack Pistol: Voila?
Benjamin Macmorgan: Voila.. NEED DOGGY
Benjamin and Jack begin to talk, when suddenly..
Cortez: Ahoy meat-loafs!
Benjamin Macmoragn turns around slowly, facing Cortez
Benjamin Macmorgan: Who the heck are you?
Cortez: ( Heavy Italian Accent ) I'm-a Cortez-a! Mama Rita's delivery a-boy!
Benjamin Macmorgan: Your Italian?
Cortez: No im-a not-a Italian-a you-a silly-a person-a!
Cortez: Say, where might-a I-a find-a a Luigi-a! I need a good round-a pepperoni-a pizza-a-a-a-a!
