General Information
The Bacon Squad was a group that was established by Cherie, Aplentia, and Roger Wildeagle on Febrary 25th, 2011. With the squad there come sick jokes, random comments, and LOTS AND LOTS of Lulz. The origin of the name is literal, for the members themselves are EXTREMELY random, hilarious, and most of all, outspoken. Times spent with the squad are times you'll NEVER forget. Can I get an amen?!
A word of warning: We're not passive agressive, we're direct like battering rams, and proud of it (=
I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN!
Territory
We control the Island known as Rumrunner's Isle, on the server Barano. That is where our party house is located, along with the biggest stash of rum in the whole game! We have frequent parties there and can usually be found chillin' there unless we're out leveling.
(If Cherie and Skull are alone in there doing god knows what, DONT TP! LOOOL =D)
Roger: I think im scarred for life
Cherie and Skull: Lets whisper so that Roger doesnt become emotionally scarred more
Roger: I can still here u
Skull: drat
What's the Sitch?
BREAKING NEWS: Samchez has Banana. confirmed himself as an oompa loompa (doopity doo... i have the perfect puzzle for you)! and i thought josh was short... LOLOLOL!
LOOOL OH SAMCHEZ
NEWSFLASH: ROGER WILDEAGLE HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TO THE DARK SIDE... OF GIRLHOOD! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN
(Screeneh coming soon [; )
I have? dun dun dun
you have, dun dun dun =P
cool... wait what?
Founders:
All has been revealed...
Cherie/ Cher Bear
Roger Wildeagle / Rogiesaur
Aplentia / Tia
John Stormpaine / Bacho
Sam Revenge / Samchez
Captain Wahoo/ Rot Gut
Keeping Up With the Bacon Squad (visual version)
Comedy with Cher Bear, Tia, Rogiesaur, and BACHOOOO (coming soon: Sit-down Comedy with Hermit and Samchez =D) Sorry for bad picture quality xD a) you're only supposed to see the chat and b) random things happen so often that its literally impossible to switch qualities for screens fast enough >.> keep in mind all of the screens in the gallery are from less than a week ago =P
Fun with Skull and Cherie... and Roger
Note: Skull and Cherie have all the fun Roger just sorta... idk... what do i do... watch? um... ya... i love dots.... < no roger, you creep, not watch :D < can I watch?
Not watch what?...
Besides u dont know im watching and what u dont know cant hurt u!
Note 2: Most of this isnt true < actually it is shh....
Cherie: Skull ur to... clothed.
Roger: I'll take his clothes!!!!! i do that anyway!!!!
Skull: Ya roger can- wait what?!
Roger: Nofing. Nofing at all.
Skull: Any way i need u to get out of that bed
Roger: But but... im tired i wanna go to bed
Skull: Then scoot over Roger: I'll get out of bed
Skull: I know u will
- Roger leaves bed and room -
Skull: Now we are all alone in a room with a bed
Cherie: PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!
Skull: ok....
- epic pillow fight scene -
Skull: ok now we are all alone in a room with a bed
Cherie: Lets through the bed at each other!!!
- a few near deaths and crash later -
Cherie: Man im tired - gets into bed -
Skull: me to...
John Stormpaine: Hey LOOK guys skull wants us all to watch him and cherie!
Cherie: Hey Skull the bed broke through the wall and ripped a huge hole
Skull: But.. we didnt through the bed at the wall
Roger: Hey Guys it was getting sorta stuffy in here so i decided to tear down the house
Cherie: Good Idea!!!!!
Skull: Hey Roger do u know a room with a lock that closes from the outside?
Roger: YA theres one right here. See if i step into here - steps into closet - and u lock me in here i cant get out
Skull: Good... - locks door -
Skull: Now then Cherie... Roger: Hey Skull!! Cheries in the closet with me!!!!!!!
Cherie: Theres Pink Ponies in here!!!!!
Roger: Its NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cherie: HURRAY
Roger: Skull must of known Narnia was in here
- Skull leaves room -
Roger: TY Skull!!!!!!!!!!!! Skull? Skullllllllllllllllly where are uuuuuuuuuuuuu?
THE END
- Scene 2 -
SUDENNLY a time warp happened and we were back at the start of this! But things did not go exactly as they did last time...
Cherie: Skull ur too... clothed
Roger: Hi! how was my Skull costume! I like to borrow his clothes and dress up like him!
Cherie: Hi Rogie!!!!!!!!!
Roger: Hi! dont tell skull im here
Skull: Hey Cherie have u seen my clothes, their all gone, even my underwear!
Roger: GTG! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- is about to leave -
- skull walks in -
Skull: Roger!!!!!! Do i have to tell u again! DONT STEAL MY CLOTHES FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!
Roger: Then ill just ste-
Skull: OR John's
Roger: Senator, I do not recall...
Skull: and yes Roger my clothes do include my underwear
- Roger goes out -
Cherie: Skull ur to clothed...
- roger comes back in - Roger: I forgot my car keys
Skull: U dont have car keys. donteven have a car.cars werent even invented yet Roger: I meant boat keys
Skull: Boats dont have keys
Roger: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH so thats why my boat wont move
Cherie: Hey Bro i found ur boat keys
- Roger drinks from windex bottle he filled with blue gatorade -
Roger: Thanks
- Skulls mind is blown -
Casulties: 1
- Scene 3 -
- Note: Cherie didnt have very many lines cause idk... but to make up for it Cherie gets her own thing...
Cherie: Hey guys and gals! i hijacked this page for long enough to type my own play! If u here any other noises that the narrator tied up so pay no attention to him!
Cherie: - wakes up in the morning to alarm clock beeping -
- crushes alarm clock with bare hands -
Cherie: Drat i killed the alarm clock now im wide awake and i gotta get a new one... again
- checks off wake up on to-do list - Cherie: I wake up every morning accomplishing something!
Cherie: Then i eat brekky! - eats all the candy in lucky charms - < OMG HOW U KNO
Cherie: YUM!