The Bacon Squad

General Information

The Bacon Squad was a group that was established by Cherie, Aplentia, and Roger Wildeagle on Febrary 25th, 2011. It was a guild within a guild, a group of friends that stuck together within the Skull's Marines. After the attack on Skull's Marines and its deletion, it was created as a guild by Capt. Skull X, on April 10th, 2011. We are a peaceful guild like McRaging, a guild that is based around having fun.

A word of warning: We're not passive agressive, we're direct like battering rams, and proud of it (=

Territory

We control the Island known as Rumrunner's Isle, on the server Barano. That is where our party house is located, along with the biggest stash of rum in the whole game! We have frequent parties there and can usually be found chillin' there unless we're out leveling.

(If Cherie and Skull are alone in there doing god knows what, DONT TP! LOOOL =D)

Roger: I think im scarred for life

Cherie and Skull: Lets whisper so that Roger doesnt become emotionally scarred more

Roger: I can still here u

Skull: drat

I think i am going to make a hole section on this ( they will mostly be ones i made up, hope Skull or Cherie doesnt take offense to dem, if Skull does i run fast but he runs track. Uh oh. < LOL ROGER ILY, i wont take offense, its gonna be funneh xD

What's the Sitch?

BREAKING NEWS: Samchez has confirmed himself as an oompa loompa (doopity doo... i have the perfect puzzle for you)!

and i thought josh was short... LOLOLOL!

LOOOL OH SAMCHEZ

Guild Creation

4/10/11 - The Bacon Squad has been created in guild form, due to the deletion of Skull's Marines. The GM is Capt. Skull X. Chris swordbones will be the Co GM and John Stormpaine will be the Third In Command.

-FIZZ-

NEWSFLASH: ROGER WILDEAGLE HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TO THE DARK SIDE... OF GIRLHOOD! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN (Screeneh coming soon [; )

I have? dun dun dun

you have, dun dun dun =P

cool... wait what?

All has been revealed...

Members

Founders

• Captain Wahoo/ Rot Gut: N/A

• Cherie/ Cher Bear**: Officer, Lvl. 39

• Aplentia/ Tia**: Officer, Lvl. 34
• Roger Wildeagle/ Rogiesaur**: Officer, Lvl. 38

• Sam Revenge/ Samchez: Officer, Lvl. 50

• John Stormpaine/ Bacho: Officer, Lvl. 46 < grats bruh!)

Members

• Capt. Skull X/ Freebot: Guildmaster, Lvl. 50
• Chris Swordbones/ Hermit =D: Officer, Lvl. 49 < congratumalashunz (; they grow up so fast...

^ ** - one of the three original founders

Keeping Up With the Bacon Squad (visual version)

Comedy with Cher Bear, Tia, Rogiesaur, and BACHOOOO (coming soon: Sit-down Comedy with Hermit and Samchez =D)

Sorry for bad picture quality xD a) you're only supposed to see the chat and b) random things happen so often that its literally impossible to switch qualities for screens fast enough >.> keep in mind all of the screens in the gallery are from less than 5 days ago :P

Samchez explaining why all the wd-40 went missing... TROLOLOL

I have no idea xD

punishing hermit (:

boxist, says he!

overdramatizations are ftw :P

VIOLENCE IS SO THE ANSWER!

untamed and uncut. literally O_o

O_o

Rogiesaur a chick? shockerrr.... xD

hehehehehehehe

randomness at its finest :P

ily <3

clip from frankenstein =D

starring mexican batman.

i just noticed... i always click on random people during screens. freakyy O_o

Again?!

3x now...

Thing 1, Thing 2 and POSERRRRR (no thats just hector xD)

John I expected to dance on my face... apparently he has followers :O

grats bacho ;)

wb tiasaur!!! (new nickname... totally unoriginal but it'll do)

I'm on a boat... in the middle of nowhere.

DERF

talkin to the magic pole :O BEHOLDDDD

random comedy starring rogiesaur, santa and gai rudolph

one of those SHIZZLE JUST GOT REALLL moments xD

Take note that the noobology screens are bigger. Click on them to see the whole things.

By studying Noobology, we pretend to be noobs on Tortuga, Abassa.

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4... this is what most INFERNO members act like.

Part 5

Part 6

Where are my glasses?

gniyonna si ONREFNI

5 seconds later.... John: It's a cave

*crunch* Oops... look 2-3 screenshots to the right.

Noobology ends here.

Guild History

The Bacon Squad was a group that was established by Cherie, Aplentia, and Roger Wildeagle on Febrary 25th, 2011. For the most part, it was a guild within a guild, a few friends who stuck together, no matter the odds stacked against them. Its origin is literal, for the members of The Bacon Squad are random, opinionated, and most of all, HILARIOUS. Times spent with us are times you'll never forget (can I get an amen?)!

On April 10th, due to the hostile, and pointless take over of Skull's Marines, The Bacon Squad has created a guild, founded by Capt. Skull X. The guild will be a PEACEFUL guild, modeled after McRaging, it will be simply for having fun and making memories, the original intent of the guild.

Fun with Skull and Cherie... and Roger

Note: Skull and Cherie have all the fun Roger just sorta... idk... what do i do... watch? um... ya... i love dots.... < no roger, you creep, not watch :D

Not watch what?... Besides u dont know im watching and what u dont know cant hurt u!

Note 2: Most of this isnt true < actually it is shh....

Cherie: Skull ur to... clothed.

Roger: I'll take his clothes!!!!! i do that anyway!!!!

Skull: Ya roger can- wait what?!

Roger: Nofing. Nofing at all.

Skull: Any way i need u to get out of that bed

Roger: But but... im tired i wanna go to bed

Skull: Then scoot over

Roger: I'll get out of bed

Skull: I know u will

- Roger leaves bed and room -

Skull: Now we are all alone in a room with a bed

Cherie: PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!

Skull: ok....

- epic pillow fight scene -

Skull: ok now we are all alone in a room with a bed

Cherie: Lets through the bed at each other!!!

- a few near deaths and scrash later -

Cherie: Man im tired - gets into bed -

Skull: me to...

John Stormpaine: Hey LOOK guys skull wants us all to watch him and cherie!

Cherie: Hey Skull the bed broke through the wall and ripped a huge hole

Skull: But.. we didnt through the bed at the wall

Roger: Hey Guys it was getting sorta stuffy in here so i decided to tear down the house

Cherie: Good Idea!!!!!

Skull: Hey Roger do u know a room with a lock that closes from the outside?

Roger: YA theres one right here. See if i step into here - steps into closet - and u lock me in here i cant get out

Skull: Good... - locks door -

Skull: Now then Cherie...

Roger: Hey Skull!! Cheries in the closet with me!!!!!!!

Cherie: Theres Pink Ponies in here!!!!!

Roger: Its NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cherie: HURRAY

Roger: Skull must of known Narnia was in here

- Skull leaves room -

Roger: TY Skull!!!!!!!!!!!! Skull? Skullllllllllllllllly where are uuuuuuuuuuuuu?

THE END

- Scene 2 -

SUDENNLY a time warp happened and we were back at the start of this! But things did not go exactly as they did last time...

Cherie: Skull ur too... clothed

Roger: Hi! how was my Skull costume! I like to borrow his clothes and dress up like him!

Cherie: Hi Rogie!!!!!!!!!

Roger: Hi! dont tell skull im here

Skull: Hey Cherie have u seen my clothes, their all gone, even my underwear!

Roger: GTG! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee - is about to leave -

- skull walks in -

Skull: Roger!!!!!! Do i have to tell u again! DONT STEAL MY CLOTHES FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!

Roger: Then ill just ste-

Skull: OR John's

Roger: What about...

Skull: Yes Roger my clothes do include my underwear

- Roger goes out -

Cherie: Skull ur to clothed...

- roger comes back in -

Roger: I forgot my car keys

Skull: U dont have car keys u dont even have a car cars werent even invented yet

Roger: I meant boat keys

Skull: Boats dont have keys

Roger: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH so thats why my boat wont move

TO BE CONTINUED PROBABLY SOON