I lived here during the time I thought I was a troll. Good times...
Your probably think I lived in the mansion right? WRONG! I lived on the bench! And then everytime guards tried to move me, i mugged them and used the money to buy bacon.
I took it by storm and reigned as king for many prosperous years until i realized I was dreaming
I would hide hear and take whoever walked by's lady clothes. Just for lulz