Everyone wants to be a ninja! Some people just don't know how.
In order to be a successful ninja you must wear lots of dark-black clothing and a piece of black cloth around your head with only slits for your eyes. It also helps if you can breath through said cloth otherwise you may get killed.
Basically, you have to have some kind of clever analogy to food for everything you say. You also need to develop extreme and ridiculous patience.
You must also develop a "ninja face" in order for people to understand your ninja-ism
Step Three:Ninja Invisibilty
You must develop the ability to be invisible...
Step Four:Ninja Attack Moves
In order to be a ninja you must develop off-the-charts ninja powers and be able to defeat any Anime-Enemy you might encounter as a Ninja.
Step Five:Ninja Speed
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After years of training, you have finally become a Ninja. Now you can fight with the masters!
The Ninja Masters
- Edgar Wildrat