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To my dear friend Lawrence Daggerpaine, I leave a lifetime supply of rum and three crates of my finest whiskey, and 1,000,000,000 gold pieces
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To my dear friend Lawrence Daggerpaine, I leave a lifetime supply of rum and three crates of my finest whiskey, and 6,000,000,000 gold pieces
   
Next to my wife Lawless, I leave my entire estate, all my peddler outfits, my too double golden rings, and 30,000,000,000 gold pieces
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Next to my wife Lawless, I leave my entire estate, my too double golden rings, and 30,000,000,000 gold pieces
   
Next, to my friend Bill Plunderbones, I leave all my famed throwing knives, my golden onyx ring, my golden ruby ring, and 1,000,000,000 gold pieces.
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Next, to my friend Bill Plunderbones, I leave all my famed throwing knives, my golden onyx ring, my golden ruby ring, and 5,000,000,000 gold pieces.
   
Next, to 1 of my dearest friends, Bess Firebones, I leave my corsairs cutlass, my tiger shark blade, and 3,000,000,000 gold pieces.
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Next, to 1 of my dearest friends, Bess Firebones, I leave my corsairs cutlass, my tiger shark blade, and 2,000,000,000 gold pieces.
   
And finally, to my dearest friend, Davy Hookwrecker, I leave behind the rest of my items and property, and also 2,500,000,000 gold pieces
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And to my dearest friend, Davy Hookwrecker, I leave behind the rest of my potions and property, and also 5,500,000,000 gold pieces
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Next, to my friend John Breasly, A.K.A King George of England, I leave behind my sacred musket, my EITC outfit, and 2.5 billion gold pieces, and 10 Ships of the Line for his private fleet, along with 1000 War Frigates
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Next, to my dear friend Lord Lawrence Dagger, I leave my Scoundrels' musket, a lifetime supply of wine and rum, and 2 crates of my finest liquor, and tequila, along with 3.5 billion gold pieces
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Next, to my friend Samuel Redbeard, I leave behind a coupon for free tonics and potions at ANY gypsy and potion brewing gypsy cart, along with 2.6 billion gold pieces.
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Next, to my friend Kat, I leave the rest of my jewelry, tattoos, and 3.8 billion gold pieces
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And finally, to my friend Edgar Wildrat, I leave behind the rest of my items and property, and 5 billion gold pieces.
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And finally, for everyone, I leave a lifetime supply of double fudge chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup on it.
   
   

Revision as of 02:22, August 3, 2011

This is Bounty Hunter Bill's last will and testament. It is written as follows.


I, Bounty Hunter Bill, being of sound mind and body, hereby distribute my items to my friends as follows


To my dear friend Lawrence Daggerpaine, I leave a lifetime supply of rum and three crates of my finest whiskey, and 6,000,000,000 gold pieces

Next to my wife Lawless, I leave my entire estate, my too double golden rings, and 30,000,000,000 gold pieces

Next, to my friend Bill Plunderbones, I leave all my famed throwing knives, my golden onyx ring, my golden ruby ring, and 5,000,000,000 gold pieces.

Next, to 1 of my dearest friends, Bess Firebones, I leave my corsairs cutlass, my tiger shark blade, and 2,000,000,000 gold pieces.

And to my dearest friend, Davy Hookwrecker, I leave behind the rest of my potions and property, and also 5,500,000,000 gold pieces Next, to my friend John Breasly, A.K.A King George of England, I leave behind my sacred musket, my EITC outfit, and 2.5 billion gold pieces, and 10 Ships of the Line for his private fleet, along with 1000 War Frigates

Next, to my dear friend Lord Lawrence Dagger, I leave my Scoundrels' musket, a lifetime supply of wine and rum, and 2 crates of my finest liquor, and tequila, along with 3.5 billion gold pieces Next, to my friend Samuel Redbeard, I leave behind a coupon for free tonics and potions at ANY gypsy and potion brewing gypsy cart, along with 2.6 billion gold pieces.

Next, to my friend Kat, I leave the rest of my jewelry, tattoos, and 3.8 billion gold pieces

And finally, to my friend Edgar Wildrat, I leave behind the rest of my items and property, and 5 billion gold pieces.


And finally, for everyone, I leave a lifetime supply of double fudge chocolate ice cream with chocolate syrup on it.



Good luck, and may you enjoy these gifts.

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