This is a page for awesome quotes
Rebecca Black says its Friday... But is it?
It will be LEGEN-wait for it... DARY
- Barny Stinson
I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN
- John Stormpaine
I love Bacon
- Roger Wildeagle
- That dude from spongebob who always yells MY LEGGGGGGGGG
Stop posting things that have nothing to do with the wiki and stop using futuristic weapons!!!!!!!!!
- Tama63 (who is this btw)
I'll be back...
MY LADY CLOTHES!!!! WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!
Hold on! Hold on! Im gonna let yall finish, but OJ Simpson had the best murder trial ever!
- Kanye West right before casey anthony's Verdict
- Tiger Wood's message to Charlie Sheen
- Charlie Sheen
If you were on fire and i had a glass of water... I would drink it
Its not that i hate you, Its just that.... I dont exactly appreciate your existence
- Charlie Sheen beats - blank - with a spoon, then takes out a Browning M1919 and makes 'em look like Swiss Cheese!!! - William Yellowbones.
- I'm not old!....... Ok I'm old - Johnny Goldtimbers
-When someone says nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football
-I've only got one thing wrong in my whole life:I thought I got something wrong, but I got it right!
Taylor Gang or die
You don't have to like me, I'm not a facebook status.
- John Warsmythe
- Benjamin Macmorgan: WE WILL ROCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING THE SHOW!
- Charles Anger falls over laughing
- Shade Link: STOP LAUGHING, YOU LITTLE PERVERT!
"There once was a man named Lou Reese. He wanted to join the police. He was attacked by a "whipper", fell into a wood chipper, and now he is Parmesan CHEESE!!!"~Property of Shade Link
- Random Guild-mate: Kick somebody so we can get a higher level!
- Shade: Ok. *kicks the guy who suggested it and invites a higher level* Hail loopholes
A random noob burps on Shade in Cuba, Battama.
- Shade: If you do that again, I'll rip your tongue out and make you eat it. THEN, I'll rip out your heart, and show it to your dying eyes. Savvy?
A random guy walks into a room filled with books, and puts on glasses to look smart.
- Man (in a British accent): During WWII, the US had two weapon choices - The A-Bomb, and Hermit. They made the humane choice.
People begin discussing what to do with Pears.
William Yellowbones: Just say, "GET AWAY YOUR CREEPER!" then hit him with a stick.
Hermit: I already do that...
Fellow hunters-So Hermit, how many kills have you got so far?
Hermit-So far... 5...
An EITC Officer walks by.
Hermit-There's Number 6.
David Light: I need to get us boosted with ramming…
Charles Anger falls over laughing.
Hermit and his friends start a glare line for a screenshot, and a random noob stands in the way and shoots them constantly, believing he's accomplishing something.
Hermit: (talking to the noob, but referring to him in third person)If the noob standing in front of us doesn't go away, I will personally take that gun he is holding and shove-
Hermit notices "Disney Staff" on a nearby pirate's back and stops abruptly.
- Word Life
- There must be a peaceful way to solve this
- I hate Canada
- I hate Justin Biber
Boy: I want a Big Mac with a side of you.
Girl: How about I give you nothing and you walk away.
I am made of pillows, so I'll be damned if you can beat me with a bag of salami.
- Clay Psyduck of serebiiforums.com
There is nothing to fear, but fear itself, and the ghost of FDR.
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
- Mark Twain
When life gives you lemons, turn around and scream at it:WHO THE HECK TOLD YOU I WANTED LEMONS!?
- Kittari 13 of Marriland.com
"Never Never Never Ever Give up"
- Winston Churchill
"The pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of romance, the pursuit of romance is the pursuit of agony, agony is the world, my friend"
- Benjamin Macmorgan
-Optimus Prime before killing Shockwave in Transformers Dark of The Moon
You Must See The LIght
- LIght of Destrcution
Can't never could until he tried