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Rebecca Black says its Friday... But is it?

- Dont click here

It will be LEGEN-wait for it... DARY

- Barny Stinson

I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN

- John Stormpaine

I love Bacon

- Roger Wildeagle

MY LEGGG!!!!!!!!

- That dude from spongebob who always yells MY LEGGGGGGGGG

Stop posting things that have nothing to do with the wiki and stop using futuristic weapons!!!!!!!!!

- Tama63 (who is this btw)

I'll be back...

-Arnold Schwarzenegger

MY LADY CLOTHES!!!! WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!

-Roger Wildeagle

Hold on! Hold on! Im gonna let yall finish, but OJ Simpson had the best murder trial ever!

- Kanye West right before casey anthony's Verdict

Only two?

- Tiger Wood's message to Charlie Sheen

I'm Bi-winning

- Charlie Sheen

If you were on fire and i had a glass of water... I would drink it

- Anonymous

Its not that i hate you, Its just that.... I dont exactly appreciate your existence

- Anonymous

- Charlie Sheen beats - blank - with a spoon, then takes out a Browning M1919 and makes 'em look like Swiss Cheese!!! - William Yellowbones.

- I'm not old!....... Ok I'm old - Johnny Goldtimbers

-When someone says nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football

~Unknown

-I've only got one thing wrong in my whole life:I thought I got something wrong, but I got it right!

~Edgar Wildrat

Taylor Gang or die

~Whiz Khalifa

You don't have to like me, I'm not a facebook status.

~Whiz Khalifa

JUSTICE!!!!!!

- John Warsmythe

  • Benjamin Macmorgan: WE WILL ROCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOU FALL ASLEEP DURING THE SHOW!
  • Charles Anger falls over laughing
  • Shade Link: STOP LAUGHING, YOU LITTLE PERVERT!

"There once was a man named Lou Reese. He wanted to join the police. He was attacked by a "whipper", fell into a wood chipper, and now he is Parmesan CHEESE!!!"~Property of Shade Link

  • Random Guild-mate: Kick somebody so we can get a higher level!
  • Shade: Ok. *kicks the guy who suggested it and invites a higher level* Hail loopholes

~Shade Link

A random noob burps on Shade in Cuba, Battama.

  • Shade: If you do that again, I'll rip your tongue out and make you eat it. THEN, I'll rip out your heart, and show it to your dying eyes. Savvy?

A random guy walks into a room filled with books, and puts on glasses to look smart.

  • Man (in a British accent): During WWII, the US had two weapon choices - The A-Bomb, and Hermit. They made the humane choice.

People begin discussing what to do with Pears.
William Yellowbones: Just say, "GET AWAY YOUR CREEPER!" then hit him with a stick.
Hermit: I already do that...

~Shade

Fellow hunters-So Hermit, how many kills have you got so far?
Hermit-So far... 5...
An EITC Officer walks by.
Hermit-There's Number 6.

~Shade

David Light: I need to get us boosted with ramming…
Charles Anger falls over laughing.

~Shade

Hermit and his friends start a glare line for a screenshot, and a random noob stands in the way and shoots them constantly, believing he's accomplishing something.
Hermit: (talking to the noob, but referring to him in third person)If the noob standing in front of us doesn't go away, I will personally take that gun he is holding and shove-
Hermit notices "Disney Staff" on a nearby pirate's back and stops abruptly.

~Shade

  • Word Life
  • There must be a peaceful way to solve this
  • DIE!
  • I hate Canada
  • I hate Justin Biber

~Jim Logan

Boy: I want a Big Mac with a side of you.

Girl: How about I give you nothing and you walk away.

*~>High Priestess Keira Kinover-Mar of The Holy City<~*

I am made of pillows, so I'll be damned if you can beat me with a bag of salami.

- Clay Psyduck of serebiiforums.com

There is nothing to fear, but fear itself, and the ghost of FDR.

- Unknown

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

- Mark Twain

When life gives you lemons, turn around and scream at it:WHO THE HECK TOLD YOU I WANTED LEMONS!?

- Kittari 13 of Marriland.com

"Never Never Never Ever Give up"

- Winston Churchill

"The pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of romance, the pursuit of romance is the pursuit of agony, agony is the world, my friend"

- Benjamin Macmorgan

YOU DIE!!!!

-Optimus Prime before killing Shockwave in Transformers Dark of The Moon

You Must See The LIght

- LIght of Destrcution

Can't never could until he tried

-Unknown

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