#Name your dog "Dog"
- Reply what everyone says with "thats what YOU think"
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Learn Morse Code and have conversations consisting of "beep blop bliiiiiip boop"
- Change channels five minutes before the end of every show
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register
- Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
- Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register
- Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
- At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
These will be listed about every week, it takes me a while to make them up, if you have any suggestions just talk to Edgar Wildrat