11 Really Annoying yet funny things to say or do

The author of this page is NOT telling you to do ANY of this! However, if you feel like it go ahead, if you want to be arrested or hit in the nose really bad (xD)

1. Name your dog "Dog"
2. Reply what everyone says with "thats what YOU think"
3. Go to a McDonalds, take the tip jar, and run around, saying stupid things to try to get people to put tips in the jar. But don't let the staff get you. (made by John Breasly)
4. Learn Morse Code and have conversations consisting of "beep blop bliiiiiip boop"
5. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show
6. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register
7. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
8. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read
9. Hide in the bushes of your neighbors yard and blow a blow drier in their face whnever they walk by
10. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
11. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"

These will be listed about every week, it takes me a while to make them up, if you have any suggestions just talk to Edgar Wildrat or say something in the comments :D