"Slappy" Roberto Cortes Moreno

thumb|300px|left|Lord Sebastian leading a brigade of Spaniards to destroy the Fountain of Youth

"I can not imagine why you would think that you could control death with this 'Fountain of Youth.' Edward Teach, you are, and always will be, a fool. I will not stop until you are defeated. I swear it. You truly are a demon from the darkest part of Hell. I hope that you will soon be punished by God."

- Sebastian before being killed by Blackbeard (future)

Real name

Hernan or Sebastián Eduardo Alejandro Cortés the 3rd

thumb|300px|right|Joining Spain

Titles

Lord

Sir

Representative

History

Near 30 years ago, a wealthy Spainard fell in love with a beautiful woman. They loved eachother, but the French and Spanish war was harsh. The Spainard was forced to serve Jolly Roger, and was turned undead. In the middle of a battle, hiding in a cellar, the mother gave birth a a boy who she named Sebastian. After the battle, Spanish soldiers found him and raised him until he was an adult. He left Spain, looking for his fortune. He dropped anchor at a Spansih outpost called Isla De La Avaricia. Garcia De Avaricia hired him as a Spanish privateer, and he quickly became Admiral. Resigning from the Spansih Navy at the ago of 31, he started his own trading company that he called The North Spain Trading Company. Today, he comands the company, providing The King of Spain, Carlos Clemente, and his forces with rare weapons. Through unknown circumstanes, he became king of the Spanish Aztec Empire. He can be found in Las Pulgas, which is where the North Spain Trading Company base is.

That is his supposed history, however some say he is an Undead Conquistador named Hernan Cortes.

Today

Today, he is the King of the Spanish Empire of Aztlan and Northern Spain, and founder of the North Spain Trading Company.

Later years and death

Engaging in a battle between the Queen Anne's Revenge and King George's Revenge, he was stabbed with a broadsword and killed by Redbeard. However, this has not happened yet.

Famous for:

Eeh, Whats up, Doc? My famous quote: "Oh don't worry, (situation victim wants to end) IN A HUNDRED YEARS!"

Being a successfull Admiral in The Co. Empire of Diego.

Played a big part in the War of the Co. Empire.

Being the first person on POTCO who can Moonwalk exactly like Michael Jackson.

My other quote: "Do you have red hair, or are you rusting?

When your mother asked your father to take out the garbage, she meant YOU!

Is that your face, or did your neck puke up its breakfast today?"

Played a big part in "The Goldvane Trilogy."

Weapons and capabilities

Blade of the Abyss

Darkblade of Slappy

The Lost Cutlass of Slappy

Lost Sword of El Patron

Bitter End

Plaguefire Sabre

Hex Breaker Doll

Dagger of the Bear Idol

Moonwalk of Death

Circle Glide

Cyclone Spin

Abysmal

Heroic Shine

Sunwalk

Moon Voodoo

Storm Voodoo

Weapons used

Broadsword

Knife

Voodoo Doll

Grenades

Other Apperances

Slappy made a major apperance in The Logan Family Saga as a protagonist burning Paris to the ground to help Captain Chris Jericho and The Worlds Goverment get the attention of Jim Logan and Slappy would be later betrayed by Jericho and be shot by Kitty Logan it is hinted Slappy survived. Slappy was scheduled to appear in the final Chapter but was cut due to a possible conflict with Jim and Kitty.

The Logan Family Saga 2

Slappy has been confirmed as a villian in The Logan Family Saga 2 as he will make an apperance in Rome trying to take all the riches of the country.