User blog:WaglingtonŒ/If You Were a Star Wars Villain

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Myself - Grand Moff Tarkin


Grand Moff Tarkin was one of the most powerful and influential figures in the Empire and was the architect of the Death Star. He became a symbol of all that the Empire stood for and often worked alongside Darth Vader to hunt down insufferable rebel scum and work towards the Emperor's interests.

Zoomer - Captain Phasma


A member of the First Order, not much is known about Phasma yet; only that (s)he is ruthless, cunning, and has a great fashion sense.

Gavin of Univerism - General Hux


Another member of the First Order. Hux served as the general for the militant Order, climbing his way to the top of the food chain by proving himself a master strategist and demonstrating his obsessive fear of individualism numerous times along the way.

Mallace - Darth Vader


he was a guy

Nults McKagan - Jabba the Hutt


Jabba the Hutt: A vile gangster and one of the most powerful crimelords in the Galaxy. His stench is legendary and he controls a massive criminal empire. He is also doomed to die via slave asphyxiation.

Ned Edgewalker - Stormtrooper That Bumped His Head on the Doorframe


One of the Empire's greatest and most unassuming warriors. No one really knows what happened to this Stormtrooper, but we remember his fondly for what he did.