User blog:TinyLittleWheatley/Request: Make Things a Little Easier to Interpret

First of all, I know this is a pirate wiki, but the pirate spirit is a little too much now. For example, I was looking at a banned user's page, and it read "Yarr, this pirate has been marooned from the wiki." Okay... what does that mean? Another example is the button to chat and other chat notifications, like, "YARR, Steed McGrahamDelham has become drunk."

Another problem is the poor grammar on some notifications.