The Tale of the Woman on Maple

Letter to the Reader
Aloha!

My name is King Shadow Sail, the main character and writer of this story! This story is a documentary about a me and a woman named Sosa. If you enjoy a funny yet interesting story, this is the place you should be. Please comment on my story, telling if you like it, if you don't, and why, for, I like to improve on my writing. Enjoy!

16:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Chapter 1, The Encounter
As a King, I was always very busy, always scurrying around, and this certain day, I was at the famous island of Port Royal on my home server of Cortola when I had a very strange meeting.

I was with three people that day, Slim me and Rob, Slim and Rob being my loyal bodyguards. I was on a mission that day, I needed a map, a map that would lead to my grandfathers treasure room. My grandfather was the King of the Caribbean before he died, he was one of the richest men alive and told me to dig up the treasure, using the map on Port Royal. I had just begun to look. As I was traveling on Port Royal, I was on "Maple Street" to be exact, I found a strange little lady, I later learned her name was Constance. We were simply walking around, attempting to find the map, when we found her, a strange ole girl, sitting there, mad, screaming at nothing. I stared at her for a while, trying to find out what in the world could be wrong with her, but alas, I could not understand her.

"Erm, Excuse me? Miss? Why are you so mad?" I asked in confusion.

"You shut up! Peasant!" She growled.

"Excuse me.. you will not speak to your governor in such a tone," said Slim, defending me.

"You shut up as well! No one asked you!" she said, even more mad before.

"Alright... you apparently don't like us, at least tell us why, or what is wrong please," I said, trying to be nice.

"I won't speak to you, peasant."

"Alright fine, you can go black to growling at the air now...." I mumbled.

Me and the bodyguards would stay at a near-by hotel, my house is on Padres, we would not sail back and forth every day. So, I walked away from the crazy woman and made my way to the hotel. As I was walking, I noticed something, the crazy woman was following me, silently, I turned to face her.

"How dare you walk away from me!!!" she screamed, and then, to my surprise, she slapped my right in the face. My face throbbed, for, she slapped hard.

"You crazy woman! You're coming to jail!," said Rob.

"Wait...." I said. I knew something was wrong with her, or she was very mad about something, "Don't send her... let her go, just please do not touch me."

"I do what I want," and she walked away, but this was not her last meeting with me.