Recipe for Good Ol' Piratey Whip Cream

On July 3rd 1744, Benjamin Macmorgan created Whip Cream! Yes you all will be thinking "WHIPPED" cream but its different!

1) Get a cow

2) Whip the cow

3) Milk the cow

4) Whip the milk ( with a whip )

5) Add butter

6) Add 10 pieces of chocolate

7) add 2 gallons of rum

8) pour the items in the milk

9) Whip the milk ( with a bull whip )

10) drink it

11) Go to a toilet

12) Go to the Doctor

13) Die