User blog:Jack Goldwrecker./The Current Status Of Russia

''As of today, 27 January, 1746, the previous Tsar of Russia, Yeremy Garland, hath given unto me the Tsardom of Russia. I am now currently Tsar of Russia, and in control of all its affairs. I request Lord Andrew Mallace to be the Prime Minister, it would be an honour.''

From the desk of Tsar Ivan Vladimirovich Romanov VIII