User blog:WaglingtonŒ/The Empire Strikes Back (1750)

After a nail-bitingly close referendum that resulted in parliamentary deadlock for several hours before being broken by the President's vote, the Republic of Turkey has DEMOCRATICALLY decided to free itself from the chains of legislature and bureaucracy in favor of reestablishing the Caliphate and returning supreme executive power to Adrian Öztürk Erdoğan,  rightful supreme leader of all the Turks and Muslims.

In addition, in light of a stunning archaeological breakthrough and the recovery of the President's birth records, it has been determined that Erdoğan is the sole valid successor to the Osman dynasty, and thus, with the return of the Caliphate, the position of Sultan shall be reinstated and, in the Republic of Turkey's place, the revered Ottoman Empire shall rise again with Sultan Erdoğan at the helm.

Let the tides of history sweep away the past!

-His Sacred and Imperial Majesty, Sovereign of the House of Osman, Sultan of Sultans, Khan of Khans, Commander of the Faithful and Successor of the Prophet of the Lord of the Universe, Custodian of the Two Noble Sanctuaries, Caesar of the Roman Empire, Emperor of The Three Cities of Constantinople, Adrianople and Bursa, and of the Cities of Damascus and Cairo, of all Azerbaijan, of the Magreb, of Barca, of Kairouan, of Aleppo, of the Arabic and the Persian Iraq, of Basra, of Al-Hasa strip, of Ar Raqqah, of Mosul, of Diyarbakır, of Cilicia, of the provinces of Erzurum, of Sivas, of Adana, of Karaman, Van, of Barbara, of Abyssinia, of Tunisia, of Tripoli-of-the-West, of Sham, of Rhodes, of Crete, of the province of Morea, of the Mediterranean Sea, the Black Sea and also their coasts, of Anatolia, Rumelia, Baghdad, Kurdistan, Greece, Turkistan, Tartary, Circassia, of the two regions of Kabarda, of Georgia, of the steppe of Kypchaks, of the whole realm of the Tatars, of Kefe and of all the neighboring regions, of Bosnia, of the City and Fort of Belgrade, of the province of Serbia, with all the castles and cities, of all Albania, of all Eflak and Bogdania, as well as Holland and Haiti.



