Boyz Night Out - The Show

It's Boyz Night Out the Show! From the dirty boys who brought you Boyz Night Out, we now hit the stage in this naughty production! Follow as the boyz from Boyz Night Out go from zeroes to heroes as they hit town and have a thrill ride of a life time!

Special thanks: Will Greasescarlett for the inspiration, and Jolly Roger, for being the best Looter.

Also pulled inspiration from Andrew Mallace's Summer Writing Contest story.

Scene I
Pearson stood there in his grimy suit, and with his hands drenched in blood, attempted to flee the scene.

Pearson: I will, get away. We need, all of the, cannons, to cover our escape.

Delta Republic Soldier: Yes sir. Bring in all the cannons, boys!

''Just then, the Delta Republic Soldier falls dead, with a bullet hole in the side of his head. On a ledge above the beach they are standing, Andrew Mallace blows the smoke from his musket barrell.''

Mallace: Not so fast, Pearson. You won't get away this time.

Pearson: (laughing) You think, you can stop me? I, have more men on my side, than you will ever imagine, and I, am going to destroy, Britain, and then I will rule the, Caribbean.

''Just then, Pearson has a stroke and dies. All of his other soldiers quickly get in their little row boats and head back to Spanish land. Mallace is now alone on the beach. Sad music begins to play as Mallace stares into the sunset.''

Mallace: (sigh)... Things aren't what they used to be. Nowadays it's all about the technology.

A single tear rolls down Mallace's cheek, as he carefully sets his musket down, and sits down on the beach.

Scene II
Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, Emperor Davy Hookwrecker of China is valiantly leading a crew of Asians aboard his ship through a dangerous storm.

Chinese Soldier: Emperor! We are nearing the Americas, but more than half the men are dead!!

Davy: Okay please calm down.

Chinese Soldier: Sir!!!! The ship is on the verge of sinking!!

Davy: Guys, please.

Chinese Soldier: (attempting to grab a safety rope) I can't get a hold on it, it's too slippery!

Davy: Davythought >:D!

''Just then, the entire Chinese boat sinks into the ocean. Everybody on board dies. EXCEPT. Davy. He is seen clinging to a wooden statue, bobing through the water.''

Scene III
Meanwhile, in England, the King sits in his desk, talking to Eric the Flammable.

Eric: King John please, why won't you let me?!

John: (with his patience lost) Because England doesn't need your bloody shrimp!

Eric: Please King John please it's good shrimp. I didn't lick any of them.

John: - sigh - No Eric. That's final. Goodnight.

Eric begins to cry.

John: Oh dear God... Pervant! Take care of this loner.

''Suddenly, Johnny Shark Turner bursts into the room and forcefully drags Eric out. He returns moments later.''

Johnny Shark: My King, that man was carrying this.

Johnny throws a scrap of paper to John, who unfolds it and begins to read it aloud.

John: 'Dear valued customer: Thank you for your purchase! Because of your contributions to our local chain, and your undying patronage, we are proud to offer you a free, four night stay in some hotel in the Caribbean. The ride to and back is free, plus you even get a complimentary pouch to carry things if you want. Thanks'.

John and Johnny Shark stare at each other wide-eyed for a minute, before they both explode with gay happiness.

John: Pervant, pack my things and ready the slab, we're going to the Caribbean!

Johnny Shark: AW HELL YEAH. I'LL GET THE LOTIONS.

Scene IV
Coming soon