User blog:John Breasly/What's with all the kings?

Seriously, what's with all the kings and stuff? Guys, only four countries affected the Caribbean: It's getting really annoying when people say they're king of... I don't know.... Mongolia, and think they're suddenly powerful! You guys all try to be royalty in the Caribbean. Guess what? In the Caribbean, if your not one of the four countries above, your screwed, cause your countries are either weak, or have no power in the Caribbean whatsoever. It's getting really annoying.
 * Great Britain
 * Spain
 * France
 * Netherlands (a teensy bit)

Here's a list of countries that are really weak at this point, and if they had presences in the Caribbean, they were unnoticed: Now, you all are trying to unite land that doesn't want to be united. You seriously need to stop, it doesn't make you powerful. It makes you look like an idiot who couldn't run a country unless they had every volume of "Dictators for Dummies".
 * Sweden (That's right Macbatten, your extremely weak)
 * Spain (Spanish succession, however they still hosted a large presence)
 * The Theresa Empire (MARIE, IT DIDN'T EXIST!!!!)
 * and a lot of others

Next, I'd like to address all this governor crap. WHAT!? I hear everyone left and right screaming "I'm governor of Port Royal!", "I'm governor of Tortuga!"! Again... WHAT!? First off, this literally can't happen. THEY HAVE GOVERNORS! So, it's really getting on my nerves. The highest a citizen could be was a Magistrate. A Magistrate of a governed state though (i.e. Port Royal). Magistrates are the governors under the governors, who run day to day.
 * Port Royal - Weatherby Swann
 * Padres del Fuego - didn't exist
 * Tortuga - OMG, REALLY!? YOU THINK PIRATES HAD GOVERNORS! DO I NEED TO HIT YOU WITH A BRICK!?! (with the exception of BP, where Kat REPRESENTS it)
 * Cuba - There was no governor of Cuba. Governor of Havana for the Spanish, maybe!

So seriously guys, get some sense.