Talk:McKenzie Pandabear/@comment-5923995-20121229061509/@comment-4879311-20121229062131

Basically a story about your pirates past such as the following: In 1745, Albert Spark was born. He was 1000000000 lbs. and only 3 inches tall. He would grow up to be very fat and would attend Harvard Fat School. And bla bla.... and today he is the fattest person on Earth as he always wanted. Something like that, and by the way, the current in game year is 1745, if changes to 1746 in 2013.