The POTCO History of John Breasly

These are the true stories of the player, John Breasly.

Prologue
I was playing my favorite game at the time, Call of Duty 2: Big Red One. I got tired that day, and turned off the game. I watched TV for a while, and an ad came up, for Pirates of the Caribbean Online. I thought "What? This is just like any other silly online game." So, I continued playing Call of Duty for a few days. I chose a soldier named James or something like that. His last name was either Beasely, or Breasly. I can't find him now on the CoD Wikia, but I remember him. Every time I logged off, that darned Pirates commercial would keep turning on. Finally, I'm like, "Okay, I'll try it."

Beginning
Now, every player had a beginning. Mine was in the summer of 2007, where I said, "Okay, I'll try it."

I found the site, and made a basic character. I named him George. He looked like a complete bufoon, so I deleted him, and made a new, barrel-chested, medium-sized guy. I named him John Breasly. So, after my buddy Sparrow broke me out of prison, I went down to the local pub, where I was given my sea chest. Then, some hag slapped me unconscious. I awoke, and ran to the docks. I climbed aboard with jolly old Bo Beck. The voyage was peaceful, until the Harkway came and crashed my joy-ride. At this point, I'm thinking, "Oh great, zombies pirates. This game is dumb." Aboard my ship came Jolly Roger, who slew Beck. So, I went swimming with the fishes.

My First Look At Port Royal
So, I arrived on (old) Port Royal. I go get my compass, and get my sword from Turner. On my way back, I saw a few Navy cadets, and thought I'd try out my cutlass. It was... fun! I went and met Elizabeth Swann, where she sent me told me to go to Tortuga. Now, I'm thinking, "I saw Tortuga in the movies. It's that place where Jack and Will had to go to, by walking in a dinghy underwater, right?" So, I met Darby Drydock, and named my frist ship the Black Shark.