User blog comment:Reyes De Luz (Albert Spark)/If YOU were a Dictator../@comment-3984166-20130511053023

FIRST:

1) Give the executive all forms of power of justice

2) ^ Force the love of my life to marry me.

3) Use an executive order to destroy the parliament :3

4) Invade Mexico

5) Ban cars

6) Force people to own 1 chicken :p

7) Destroy San Francisco-San Jose - destroy Microsoft's competetion muahahahhahaha no more apple or google :3 :3 YAY FOR AMAZON AND MICROSOFT :P

8) Build the death star ( It will cost 16 quintrillion, but hey, I dont care about debt. )

9) Destroy the moon, blame it on the Tanzanians

10) Destroy Niagra Falls. It will be a fallin now

11) Give animals rights. Yup. Have all the rights humans have.

12) Forcing everyone to watch this

13) Have a personal security force made of entirely woman

14) Have a zillion sports cars, I'm thinking some Mclarens, audi r8's will do me fine :P

15) Build a pointy nuclear bomb

16) Nationalize all oil companies and give myself a 30% stake in all their profits MUAHAHA

17) Give a huge amount of money for development in nano-technology so I can increase my lifespan, so the El dictator can be dictating extra long!

18) Speed up global warming so I can colonize the western Antartica ice sheet. Prime real estate in the next century :P


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