User blog:Lord Jeremiah Garland/Signature Request

Alright, I seem to have major issues when it comes to making signatures...

Could somebody please help me make one? I've been desperate for one for months now.

Here is what I would prefer the signature to be: For anybody who can make this for me (as I am signature-challeneged), I will be extremely grateful.
 * Saying "Lord Jeremiah Garland, 2nd General of His Majesty's Royal Marines"
 * Have "Lord Jeremiah Garland" be a slightly bigger font than the rest
 * Have "Lord Jeremiah Garland" be font colour black, everything else yellow
 * Have the entire thing be in any cursive font, or Ruritania (the same font Samuel Redbeard had)
 * And of course, have it link to my talk page