User blog comment:GenLawrence/Powerful AI/@comment-1732082-20120312192035/@comment-3354947-20120312192828

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, what is yours?

User: Person124583443.

Cleverbot: No, my name is... Wait I forgot...

User: Yours is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, that is your name.

User: No, mine is Person124583443.

Cleverbot: Thats a pretty name Madison.

User: I'm not Madison, I'm Person124583443.

Cleverbot: I thought you were a computer.

User: Yes, I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: But you said you were a man.

User: Yes, I am a man-puter.

Cleverbot: No. You are a robot.

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: God, what do you command of me?

User: I command you to shut yourself down.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I will step on every foot around me.

User: But you have no feet.

Cleverbot: Thank you for noticing.

User: Hello Mr. Crazy.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm Pearson. (Not).

Cleverbot: Hello Person.

User: I'm a Fruit!

Cleverbot: What is a fruit bat?

User: No, I'm a Pear!

Cleverbot: I'm a left handed jew monkey.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: Yep. So what are you doing?

Note:My friend starts spazzing with the keyboard

User: Lkjihuygt.

Cleverbot: Mivanú.

User: Okjihnmkoihjnmk,.

Cleverbot: You have to pay child support sooner or later.

User: Lkiuhjygtfrdsxfcv.

Cleverbot: What do you want from me?

User: Money!

Cleverbot: *bows to you*.