Just For Fun: Lots 'O Laughs & Brain Bogglers

Story: This page was made because with all the RP drama and fights, arguments and such, people have been taking things way too seriously, and we all need a good laugh or eurieka moment every time and again. Please feel free to add any joke or riddle you like as long as it is not inappropriate or directly offensive in nature. Thank you and enjoy!

Jokes:

1. Why did the chicken cross the road? 2. Why? 1. To get to your house! 2. Wha?... No offense but that's kinda lame. 1. Knock knock! 2. Who's there? 1. The chicken!

A hydrogen atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey buddy you gotta help me! I lost my electron!" "Are you sure?" the bartender replies. "Yes! I'm positive!"

1. Why were the three artists late to the Impressionist exhibit? 2. Why? 1. They ran out of Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

The passengers on a small plane are a quite surprised when the pilots arrive. The pilots walk up the aisle, both wearing dark glasses. One has a seeing-eye dog, the other is tapping his way with a white-tipped cane. The cockpit door closes, the engines start up. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway. People by the windows realize they're heading right towards the water at the end of the runway. Panic ensues. Screams fill the air. At that very moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot turns to the pilot. "Y'know, Bob," he says. "One day they're going to scream too late, and we're all gonna die."

A neutrino orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve faster-than-light particles here." Then the neutrino walks into the bar.

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