User blog comment:Lord Andrew Mallace/The Boyz Night Out/@comment-5008642-20120702033338

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What is your favorite Color? Red

Your least favorite? None

What is your gender? (Transvestite accepted.) Male

What are your hobbies? (Keep it simple kids.) Doing everything like a bawss!

Where do you picture yourself in 15 minutes? Wid da BNO hangin wid mah homies!

Why do you feel the need to breathe? So's I's got enough breath for my "Bizness"

What are you still doing here? fillin out this thingamajager

What is your purpose? To live, eat, and partah!

Why do you live? To enjoy life to the fullest!

And finally..

What is a common nickname for you of your peers? (Self-appointed nicknames don't count, those are just awful.) PedoShep, Dirty Birdy, Veggie Monster.