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 //store the quotations in arrays quotes = []; authors = []; quotes[0] = "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time."; authors[0] = "Charles Schulz"; quotes[1] = "Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."; authors[1] = "Jack Wagner"; quotes[2] = "Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."; authors[2] = "Mark Twain"; quotes[3] = "The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple."; authors[3] = "Oscar Wilde"; quotes[4] = "There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."; authors[4] = "David Letterman"; quotes[5] = "Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."; authors[5] = "Lily Tomlin";

//calculate a random index index = Math.floor(Math.random * quotes.length);

//display the quotation document.write("\n"); document.write("" + "\"" + quotes[index] + "\"\n"); document.write("" + "-- " + authors[index] + "\n"); document.write("\n");

//done