User blog comment:Countpr/Random POTC moments in real life?/@comment-4795311-20110323204037/@comment-3242795-20110327133252

Um, you ate something off your cafeteria floor? Actually, I can't complain, because me and my friend licked our shoes as a joke in the cafeteria. This is how it went down: Me: "Jack (separate guy), I'm gonna beat you with my shoe!" Friend: "Oh yeah, we'll I'm gonna lick my shoe! - licks shoe - AWW THAT IS NASTY!" Me: "Really? Let me try - licks shoe - EWW YER RIGHT!"