User:Parax.



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My Pirates

 * Chris Swordbones
 * Seekret
 * Also a seeeekret
 * Still a seeeeekret

Hermit's Wise Words of Wisdom

 * 1) Thou shalt noth insulteth Hermit or thou shalt be beaten with a stick.
 * 2) Thou shalt giveth Hermit the gold.
 * 3) Thou shalt taketh Hermit's advice.
 * 4) Thou shalt noth toucheth the Banhammer.
 * 5) Thou shalt noth toucheth Hermit's coin.
 * 6) Evil gets its reward.
 * 7) Thou shalt noth STEALETH THE LINES OF CHERIE xD
 * 8) Thou shalt noth nometh without permission.
 * 9) Thou shalt noth immpersonateth Hermit or thou shalt be beaten with a stick.
 * 10) Immaturity is a part of life. Without immaturity, there's no humor. Without humor, there's no happiness. Without happiness, there is less efficiency. Thus, without efficiency, problems arise. These are my words, and Hermit is wise. Immaturity is a need. Without it, there-Ugh, Bobby peed…
 * 11) Thou shalt noth feedeth the troll or thou shalt be beaten with a stick.
 * 12) Thou shalt not stealeth people's work or thou shalt be beaten wit ha stick.

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Epic quotes of Hermit

 * 1) It's good to be seriously humorous, yet humorously serious.
 * 2) ''' COPY OF ANOTHER PAGE. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION, HUMAN
 * 3)  REMOVING DELETION BRAND THROUGH PAINFUL SURGERY. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. 
 * 4) This is a teleplay: Hermit is standing by a door, guarding it. Two random men walk up. Man #1: Dude, it's Hermit! Man #2: Wow... Man #1: I'm gonna go mess with him... He's trained to not move or react unless the need is felt. The first man waves his hands in Hermit's face, makes air punches, and breathes in Hermit's face. Man #1: See? I'm gonna grab his Ban Hammer now... The man grabs the Banhammer, a weapon Hermit owns. Hermit pulls the Banhammer back and lets go of it, smashing the man head-first into a wall. The man falls to the ground, Hermit kicks the Banhammer, sending it upwards. Hermit catches it, and a blade retracts. Hermit rams it into the man, still on the ground. It sticks. After 2 full minutes of the second man staring in shock, Hermit turns to him. Hermit: Touch the Hammer and I'll -bleep-ing kill you. Credit goes to some guy on youtube who inspired this scene... what was his name again...?
 * 5) Black Rose Legacy! Buy it today! It will kill all bacteria in your hair, make it straight, and protect you from Hermits! It is a shampoo, conditioner, floor wax, and dessert topping! Buy Black Rose Legacy now for only $19.95!
 * 6) iComes mis shorts! (Translation - Eat my shorts)
 * 7) Vas al infierno (great quote to say to bullies. Figure out its meaning :P)
 * 8) Several Marines are being trained by Hermit. They are in a line, saluting. Hermit: (Marching past the line)You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic, pieces of amphibian ''' CENSORED !"
 * 9) This is simply something I do normally. A plane passes overhead. Me: -loud whistling noises, imitating a bomb- Everyone looks around, scared. Me: -imitates explosion-
 * 10) Emperor: Fire at will, commander! Shade: What did Will ever do to you?
 * 11) KATKWAP!!!!!!! -spins-
 * 12) A random guy runs up to Hermit and starts talking in leet. "Vertical Slash, low dash, vertical slash, space, money sign, vertical slash, low dash, vertical slash, left parenthesis, vertical slash, less-than sign (|_| $|_|(|<)." "What the hell are you saying?!"
 * 13) Hermit is waiting for Samuel Harrington to come back from AFK. As he waits, he converses with Black Guard people who are surrounding Samuel. After a particularly semi-rude Black Guard member walks away, Hermit pulls out a bayonet and aims it at him. Random member: What are you doing? Hermit: Grocery shopping. -opens fire-
 * 14) I am in an argument with a user on chat about the "you need 100 edits for chat" rule. Later, Garland asks me a question. Garland: Parax, how did you get so many edits so quickly? Me: I got off my rear. I dropped the burger. And I got to work. Keira, Garland, JeffreyBlasthawk, and G-man burst out laughing.
 * 15) Cherie, Enrique, and I are on Tormenta, leveling and looting. A noob, known as George Redrage, lvl 46, guild "Ocean Warlords," starts harassing her when asked to leave. After several snide comments from him… Me: Lemme guess… 360lb… 5/10 vision, requiring ludicrously large glasses… Grade F student… and life is pathetic enough to require attention on an online game… George: ur ignored. -ragequit-

Epic fight moments with Hermit

 * 1) A pirate throws a dagger at Hermit. Hermit catches the dagger and throws it back. The dagger stabs the opponent in the neck.
 * 2) Someone tries to punch Hermit. Hermit grabs his wrist, twists it, and kicks him in the groin.
 * 3) Someone shoots at Hermit. Since Hermit can only die by cursed weapons, he lives. The opponent throws the gun at Hermit, who catches it, and throws it back. It hits the opponent, who falls off a ledge to his death.
 * 4) Hermit fights somebody on a cliff edge. He shoots his opponent in the shoulder with his own gun, and throws it at him, sending him off the cliff.
 * 5) Someone tries to kick Hermit in the face. Hermit catches the foot with a perfectly-timed bite. Hermit bites harder, holds the victim in one place, and with his mouth, pulls the foot off.
 * 6) Someone tries to cut Hermit. Hermit catches the opponent's hand, and pushes back, making him hit himself over and over. Hermit then drop-kicks him.
 * 7) Hermit uses a Bayonet. He pulls it backwards to prepare for a stab, hitting someone behind him with the butt of the gun. Hermit stabs the person in front of him, then turns around to stab his previous victim.
 * 8) Someone tries to stab Hermit with a dagger. Hermit catches his hand, and makes him stab himself in the groin several times. Hermit: "Haha! Not so proud anymore, eh?"
 * 9) Hermit runs at someone. The person throws a dagger at Hermit, who catches it, spins counter-clockwise, hitting someone with his fist on accident, and stabs his opponent.
 * 10) Someone throws a grenade at Hermit. Hermit catches it, lights the fuse, and throws it back.
 * 11) Someone shoots Hermit in the head. He spits the bullet out and shoots the person with his gun.

Your heart monitor of before, during, and after annoying Hermit
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During: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

After:__________________________________________________________

Noobs
What do you think of noobs? There are so many I can think of... Examples
 * 1) "Emily" level 50, in the guild Movers and Shakers. Pathetic childish behavior, throwing temper tantrums because she couldn't control us, and acting like an utter child... I was with some guild members in the Mines a half hour ago. We came across her other pirate, and she demanded that we leave, as well as accusing us of Rep stealing (O_o)when all we were doing is hunting cursed blades. We refused, and she angrily left. She came back as Emily, and then started stalking us through the Mines, killing the ghosts we were attacking before we could attack them, simply to annoy us. She wasn't in for the Rep or loot, she just wanted to irritate us. When I got a feeling she was that person, she admitted it, and started blaming us and adopted a "poor me" behavior. She repeatedly insulted us, treated us like little kids, and claimed to be a mature adult with kids. Heh, if she's any older than 4, I'll just die laughing. She's either 4 years old or one sad adult. We did take screenshots, but the ones I got weren't that good. If you were there, you would just laugh. We label this movie "The Keyboard Warrior". She acted like she controlled the Mines, and that we needed permission to enter xD... she acts like a child in Pre-K being asked to share the crayons.
 * 2) Sam Seaeagle: Level 49, of Legendary Return. Found at Darkhart. I was with Skull, and Sam screamed at us because we were "loot stealers". Acted like a little 10 year old, screamed in caps, pretended to be a tough guy.
 * 3) Will: Level 35, of Pirate Guild 827768. Perverted child. Constantly rammed into the back of my character and Cherie while screaming, "YES! YES!!!" Disney really needs some sort of option for what people DO. Seriously…

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 * Two awesome characters! Two cursed pirates duke it out! Sword vs. Scythe! Who will win?! YOU DECIDE


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Votes for Chris Swordbones



 * 1) Go Hermit!-- Shade  17:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * 2) Go! ~
 * Com,n ~



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