User blog comment:Ned Daggerkidd/Epic Rap Battles of the Caribbean./@comment-3112181-20120505190516

Oh oh I wrote one for Jarod vs. Emily Darkvane:

Jarod:

Hey guys it's yo old pal Jarod and I'm here in chat

I'm a chat mod so don't break them rules or any of dat

Or I'll be sending you home, you'll get a strike

And everybody knows I'm a midget in real life

Emily:

Harry Potter is here and we're gonna dance

Watch out for Lord Voldemort or he'll pull down your pants

The Death Eaters are coming and they're gonna rage

And I'm gonna stick around, even though I'm underage

Jarod:

Whoa wait hold up there Darkvane

I don't mean to cause you no pain

And I don't want to be mean

But if you wanna be on dis wiki, you gotta be thirteen

Emily:

Aw come on I got my friends Raven and Angel here

We're just talkin' bout Hogwartz, we ain't drinkin' no beer

Can't you let us stay, Mr. Jarod please

We'll even let you have some of Hagrid's cheese

Jarod:

-_- That ain't cool that ain't right

You guys gotta leave and don't start a fight

Now I gotta kickban you because you're too young

But that doesn't mean this rap was never sung

Emily:

AW MAN GUYS LET'S GO TO LORD LAW'S WIKI

Jarod:

Word.