User blog comment:Lord Andrew Mallace/News from the Command/@comment-3121097-20120128203948/@comment-4219405-20120129165643

Sonofagun PISTOL IS ABOVE ME?! THE WORLD IS ENDING, THE FLOODS ARE BEGINNING, THE SKY IS FALLING, THE SKY IS FALLING! - grabs microphone - DO NOT PANIC! ENGLAND WILL SIMPLY CRUMBLE INTO NOTHING AS LONG AS JACK IS IN COMMAND! JUST BREATHE PEOPLE! EVERYTHING WILL BE OK, REMAIN CALM! JACK IS LORD SECERATRY OF WAR! REMAIN CALM! ITS NOT LIKE ENGLAND WILL BE DESTROYED!