The Free Empire of The Chiss Descendancy

Not to be confused with The Interplanetary Magocracy of The Chiss Descendancy, an older incarnation.





The United Imperium of The Chiss Descendancy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Lithium with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.188 billion Chiss are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Valencian economy, worth 201 trillion Praetors a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 169,809 Praetors, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 788,905 per year while the poor average 21,965, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Praetor battlesuits, churches frequently hold public 'contraception burnings', and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Chiss Descendancy's national animal is the Honey Bee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Crimsonism.



United under one flag, The Chiss Descendancy is comprised of four provinces, the centermost and largest of them being The Valencian Praeotoriate. All providences are granted the right to govern themselves while under the protection of the Valencian flag, though conditions may apply in terms of domestic affairs. Leaders of these provinces are called Praetors.



Supreme Commander Lithium has ruled longer than any of his predecessors, mostly in thanks to his previously illegal abolishment of elections and the assistance of cybernetic implants to prolong his age and thus his seemingly never-ending term in office. For his overpowering presence, strong arm politics, and intimidating speeches, he is often referred to as The Mad King, though mention of this secessionist-granted alternative title is strongly forbidden and punishable by death or repurposing.



The Chiss Descendancy has been involved in GFW politics for countless years, fending off an uncomfortably high number foreign invaders with the help of its numerous allies. Supreme Commander Lithium serves as the Director of Security and Intelligence for the GFW under the command of the region's founder, President Mallace. Recently, he has been elected the World Assembly Delegate for the region.



Valencia Praetoriate

 * Classification: Compulsory Consumerist State
 * Praetor: Supreme Commander Lithium
 * Government Expenditure Priorities: Defense, Education, Law and Order
 * Capital: Valencia

Sipsopotamia

 * Classification: Iron Fist Consumerists
 * Praetor: Melissa Crowley
 * Government Expenditure Priorities: Defense, Spirituality, Law and Order
 * Capital: Sipshire

New Sipsland

 * Classification: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
 * Praetor: Johnathan Lovasz
 * Government Expenditure Priorities: Welfare, Education, Environment
 * Capital: Sips Bay

Trumpghazi

 * Classification: Free Market Paradise
 * Praetor: Donald Mouth
 * Government Expenditure Priorities: Spirituality, Defense, Law and Order
 * Capital: Wall Street