User blog:YaxleyCola/Attack of the Martians!

"Run for the hills, folks! Or you'll be up to your arm pits in Martians!"

-Bugs Bunny

Alert!

Emergency Broadcast in session!

We've just received word that strange aliens from another planets are attacking several major wikis, including Pirates Online Players Wiki, Pirates Online Wiki, POTC Wiki, and The Looney Tunes Show Wiki. Wait a minute... Of my God... - large explosion and static noise -

-From KT Caribbean News

There you have it, folks. Martians are attacking many different wikis. Including this one. Hide in metal safe rooms. Currently in developement is a secret userbox with yellow print, a color Martians can't stand. This is Slappy reporting from POTCO PLayers Wiki. Wait, oh my god... stay away from me! HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!! - screaming -

- Static... static... -