Official Letters of Marque of Sylvester Slappy

If approved, Mr. Sylvester Slappy will be free of any past charges given by England and made director of all Spy operations. Sylvester will have authority over any and all Spies employed by England. In return, Slappy will forever be in servitude of King John Breasly and obey any command given by His Majesty.

Signed, _____________________________