The Fight Before Christmas

Twas the fight before christmas the pirates were hung by the chimeny without care with hopes that St. Nicholas would give them less cheer! The criminals were nestled all nice in there cells while wishes of death hung deep in there heads. And Samuel O'Redbeard and I Leaniell the third were all about to be killed, just like that old bird. Then out on the grounds there arose such a clatter as quick as a shoe I came out of the battle to find that the Navy was about to be tattered.