POTCO Rap

POTCO Rap -

So I'm on Tortuga's shores talking to King John

Listening to some roleplay noobs just go on and on

If I had a dime for every time they they asked me to PvP em

I'd be rich, man, I'd be an oversize ATM

I'd be attracting people like cheese attracts mice

But if you pounce on me there's gotta be some sort of a price

Y'all better put on your pads and your chin strap

Buckle up, get ready, this is the POTCO Rap

We all know that POTCO is fun, but it's much more than a game

We gotta look at what it was, and look at what it became

Because roleplay is bringing this game apart

This rap is coming literally from the bottom of my heart

Well not my heart, that would be kinda weird

From my pirate's heart, which is now completely smeared

with the rudeness of some of the pirates in the game

I know it's not all of our fault, but who is there to blame?

And I know this rap might not make a lot of sense

but who cares man, it's in the game's defense

And after you'll be reading this clever little chat

I wanna have you hooked on this topic like milk to a housecat

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 * This rap has no intention of being offensive to anybody. It just expresses the author's concern about how roleplay is getting out of hand**

This rap was made by

Hull  breaker 

18:34, December 3, 2011 (UTC)WeaponMaker