User blog:Captain Ned Edgewalker/Randomly Generated





Randomly Generated is where imma write some short stories, all with a randomly generated plot using this lil site right here. It'll be fun, ok?



January 10, 2018 - Protesting Punishment
''Welcome back to ENN at 5 o'clock. We now bring you live to the residence of President Ned Edgewalker, where James Abilio is outside with an update on the illegal protests that took place there earlier today. James?''

On a particularly snowy day in the Edgelandian capital, members of the known terrorist group "Activists for a Peaceful Edgelandia" began protesting outside of the residence of President Ned Edgewalker, 24 Union Avenue. A.P.E. was protesting the recent declaration of war by The Meme Must Go On against rival region Sivella.

News outlets willing to overlook the Edgelandian laws began converging on 24 Union Avenue as fast as they could, as public protests in Edgelandia have been outlawed. Before, inevitably, both the reporters and protesters alike were arrested, the media began broadcasting live and interviewing said protesters. An 80-year-old woman said that a prison sentence was the necessary repercussion for her voice to be heard. This 80-year-old woman had lost her husband, son, and grandson in previous Edgelandian wars, a cost most of the Edgelandian public consider a necessary one. The woman was later arrested, tortured for a reported five consecutive hours, and then was mercifully executed.

As for the rest of the demonstrators, the Edgelandian Police surrounded the group of protestors and opened fire, killing 24. Any survivors, wounded or not, were rounded up, arrested, and tortured. One lone protestor was released from prison six hours after her arrest, because she was the only one to survive said torture. She is currently in the Westbrook general hospital, recieving treatment for a major concussion, brain damage, a basilar skull fracture, a broken back, broken legs, and other minor injuries. A fate well deserved, if you ask me.

President Edgewalker has not commented on the event, and was not even home at the time it took place. This shows the obvious incompotence of groups like this.

For the Edgelandian News Network, this is James Abilio sending it back to ENN headquarters. Hail Edgelandia.

Generated Plot

 * A political demonstration turns into chaos.
 * Your character bites off more than s/he can chew