User blog comment:BoogieMango/If You Were a Director.../@comment-4554170-20130510012939

1. Horror/Comedy/Action

2. Fat kid learns that he has secret powers and can create anything. He ends up making a machine that turns things into food, which leads to his friends becoming food. He ends up eating them.. Oh, and esplosions.

3 and 4. Seth Green (Fat Kid), Megan Fox (Super Hot Background Character), Ben Kingsley (Guy who kills himself due to the stupidity of this movie)

5. I would obviously add tons of dubstep. #SwaggyBeatzOyus