User blog:John Breasly/POTCO Hanukkah Song

Put on your yarmulke, here comes Hanukkah Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah,

Hanukkah is... the Festival of Lights! Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights!

When you feel like the only kid in town, without a Christmas tree, here's a list of People who are Jewish, just like you and me:

David Gunfish, lights the menorah! So do James Logan, Pango Morgan, and the late Storm-walka.

Guess who eats together, At the Carnegie Deli... Brawler from my friends' list And Captain Shadow-reli!

John Breasly's half-Jewish, Sammy Red's half too... Put them together... What a fine-looking Jew!

You don't need Deck the Halls, Or Jingle-Bell Rock! 'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Andrew Mallace and Blastshot! BOTH JEWISH!

Put on that yarmulke, It's time to celebrate Hanukkah! The owner of the Tortuga Militia, celebrates Hanukkah!

Pearson Wright.... NOT A JEW!

But guess who is? Hall of Famer Cury-coo! (He converted!)

We got Angel Firefury, and her sister Jade Wildfury!

Captain Skull X's a quarter Jewish! Not too shabby!

Some people think, That Caddius Bane is. Well he's not, but guess who is? ALL THE MCRAGING!

So many Jews are in show-biz! Chris Swordbones isn't But I heard his cabin-boy is!

Tell you friend Keira, It's time to celebrate Hanukkah!

I hope I get harmonica, on this lovely lovely Hannukah!

So drink your rum and tonic-as! And smoke your marijuan-aca!

If you really really wanna, Have a happy, happy, happy, happy HANUKKAH!