User blog:KittyNomsYou/This will make your day


 * How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?
 * Why is it that they say penny for your thoughts and yet you have to put your two cents worth?
 * If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
 * Do blind people see their dreams? And do colour blind folks see their dreams in black and white?
 * What does the term free gift mean? Aren’t all gifts supposed to be free?
 * If Barbie is the most popular then why do people rush to buy her friends as well?
 * If a turtle does not have his shell do you call him naked or homeless?
 * If Americans throw rice at weddings do Asians throw burgers?
 * If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?
 * Did a clumsy javelin thrower discover the pole vault?
 * If sheep can’t sleep what do they count?
 * If a bedroom has no bed in it then what do you call it?
 * If while talking to God he sneezes then what do you say?
 * Does shaved ice have hair and is it shaved for people to call it shaved ice?
 * Where does a wandering mind go?
 * Why did the Dead Sea die? Who killed it?
 * If smoking is prohibited in gas stations then why are ciggarettes sold there?
 * Why can’t people tickle themselves?
 * If quicksand sucks people down slowly why is it called that?
 * Why do feet smell and the nose runs?
 * Why is the word abbreviated so long?
 * Why is clear regarded as a color?
 * If a building is already built why is it called a building?
 * Why is the term tourist season used when you cant shoot any?
 * Why is the lid of a coffin nailed down?
 * If doctors are so skilled then why is their work called practice?
 * Why does night fall and yet the day breaks?
 * If rain drops then why does snow fall?
 * Are crop circle caused by cereal killers?
 * Do you have crash courses for pilots?
 * How come it is alright to pick ears but not the nose?
 * How many weeks does a light year contain?
 * How much milk does a Milky way have?
 * If corn is used to make corn oil how do you make baby oil?
 * If peanut butter is used to make peanut butter cookies then what do you use to make girl scout cookies?
 * Why does Superman wear his shorts over the trousers?
 * Are ducks used to make duck tape?
 * If Microsoft is big then why isn’t it called Macrosoft?
 * Why is a pizza packed in a square box?
 * Why is the term "slept like a baby" used when babies wake up every few hours?
 * If doctors get to see you naked anyway then why do they leave the room while you change?
 * If a person with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide would that be considered as a hostage situation?
 * Enjoy (:
 * Enjoy (: