User blog:Parax./Old people

This simply crossed my mind when I was talking with my friends at school: When you are old/retired/getting old, what will you do?

Here are 2 examples I would do:


 * 1) Fill balloons with honey and hair and drop them on people from the tops of buildings
 * 2) If I end up in a retirement home, I'll set up a plan with my fellow geezers: lock all the doors when someone comes to visit, and I'll get into a wheelchair (even if I don't need one). I will see if I can start an argument with the visitor, and wait for him to insult my inability to walk. When he gets REALLY close, I'll jump out of the wheelchair and chase him down a hallway.