User blog:Lord Andrew Mallace/The Confederacy of the Whale Mammoths

Our Story.
One late night, Garland, Mallace, and Daggersteel were noticing some seedlings...

We couldn't find a word for them.. until we found WHALE AND MAMMOTH.

Only members can call others whales and mammoths! For all members will be enlightened by our very own, Professor Garlindiahze, PhD, Mawhalia, Our Mallicia, MDD, Mawhalia.

Why we are here.
We are here to sort out the Whale's and Mammoth's of the world. Our highly trained professionals and enforcer Svenny Whalia are highly trained in sorting them out. We often use the terms Whale and Mammoth and either compliment/insult the good and evil of the world. For example: "Wow. you should be proud of yourself you whale." vs "YOU'RE A MAMMOTH, IDIOT." Only the members know the true meaning of the words...

So in order to learn more about them, you must join!

All new members will attend a 1 hour session hosted by one of our 3 founders on "daily use:How to use the terms Mammoth and Whale."

All members will also recieve admittance to the secret society in which we burn people of lesser races.

Headquarters
The Confederacy is headquarted in Sinuiju(신의주, 新義州) of the Pyonganbuk-do District of North Korea, in an apartment that is surrounded by holy Mammoth's. ALl those who are worthy of using this term, will apply in the comments. If you call someone a whale or a mammoth WITHOUT first applying... you are using it in vein! you BLOODTY MAMMOTH!

Example Application:

What is your name?

What is your favorite color?

How tall are you?

What level Dagger do you?

What is your passion?

What is a whale/mammoth?

And mots importantly..

Do you dig Whales/Mammoths?

Join us!
Join us, and you may use the terms! However.. don't do so.. and you shall be burned by the cult! Join us!

Presented to you by the Mammoth Association.