User blog:Edgar Wildrat/What the stuffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffa happened?

I drank a TON of swift foot glitches and some swift foot twos and jumped to Darkhart. I told my guild "WOW! I can jump to Darkhart!" Sam Seabones asked me to do it for him so I did this is what happened:

I angled me jump to Darkhart from the other side of the island. I took a head start and jumped! At first, I thought I failed cuz I was coming down to early but in the middle of the jump (it was like a 30 seconds jump) I doubled up on my swift foot glitch by five and I accelerated in mid-air! I thought "IM GONNA MAKE IT!" But suddenly I looked down and saw Darkhart underneath me and I thought "Whoa, I'm traveling over the island again?!?!?" and as I came around again I saw Sam still waiting for me and I hit the rock -_- Well, thats a really weird rock cuz now I'm frozen. WHAT THE CARIBBEAN HAPPENED??!?!?!