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Chris Swordbones

Hermit's Wise Words of Wisdom

 * 1) Thou shalt noth insulteth Hermit or thou shalt be beaten with a stick.
 * 2) Thou shalt giveth Hermit the gold.
 * 3) Thou shalt taketh Hermit's advice.
 * 4) Thou shalt noth toucheth the Banhammer.
 * 5) Thou shalt noth toucheth Hermit's coin.
 * 6) Evil gets its reward.
 * 7) Thou shalt noth STEALETH THE LINES OF CHERIE xD
 * 8) Thou shalt noth nometh without permission.
 * 9) Thou shalt noth immpersonateth Hermit or thou shalt be beaten with a stick.
 * 10) Immaturity is a part of life. Without immaturity, there's no humor. Without humor, there's no happiness. Without happiness, there is less efficiency. Thus, without efficiency, problems arise. These are my words, and Hermit is wise. Immaturity is a need. Without it, there-Ugh, Bobby peed...

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Epic quotes of Hermit

 * 1) It's good to be seriously humorous, yet humorously serious.
 * 2) ''' COPY OF ANOTHER PAGE. PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION, HUMAN
 * 3)  REMOVING DELETION BRAND THROUGH PAINFUL SURGERY. PLEASE REMAIN CALM. 
 * 4) This is a teleplay: Hermit is standing by a door, guarding it. Two random men walk up. Man #1: Dude, it's Hermit! Man #2: Wow... Man #1: I'm gonna go mess with him... He's trained to not move or react unless the need is felt. The first man waves his hands in Hermit's face, makes air punches, and breathes in Hermit's face. Man #1: See? I'm gonna grab his Ban Hammer now... The man grabs the Banhammer, a weapon Hermit owns. Hermit pulls the Banhammer back and lets go of it, smashing the man head-first into a wall. The man falls to the ground, Hermit kicks the Banhammer, sending it upwards. Hermit catches it, and a blade retracts. Hermit rams it into the man, still on the ground. It sticks. After 2 full minutes of the second man staring in shock, Hermit turns to him. Hermit: Touch the Hammer and I'll -bleep-ing kill you. Credit goes to some guy on youtube who inspired this scene... what was his name again...?
 * 5) Black Rose Legacy! Buy it today! It will kill all bacteria in your hair, make it straight, and protect you from Hermits! It is a shampoo, conditioner, floor wax, and desert topping! Buy Black Rose Legacy now for only $19.95!

Noobs
What do you think of noobs? There are so many I can think of... Examples
 * 1) "Emily" level 50, in the guild Movers and Shakers. Pathetic childish behavior, throwing temper tantrums because she couldn't control us, and acting like an utter child... I was with some guild members in the Mines a half hour ago. We came across her other pirate, and she demanded that we leave, as well as accusing us of Rep stealing (O_o)when all we were doing is hunting cursed blades. We refused, and she angrily left. She came back as Emily, and then started stalking us through the Mines, killing the ghosts we were attacking before we could attack them, simply to annoy us. She wasn't in for the Rep or loot, she just wanted to irritate us. When I got a feeling she was that person, she admitted it, and started blaming us and adopted a "poor me" behavior. She repeatedly insulted us, treated us like little kids, and claimed to be a mature adult with kids. Heh, if she's any older than 4, I'll just die laughing. She's either 4 years old or one sad adult. We did take screenshots, but the ones I got weren't that good. If you were there, you would just laugh. We label this movie "The Keyboard Warrior". She acted like she controlled the Mines, and that we needed permission to enter xD... she acts like a child in Pre-K being asked to share the crayons.
 * 2) Captain Leon: We all know why.
 * 3) Samuel Redbeard (Samantha Pinkhair). Level 50. User who thinks he's EITC, and also believes that those who don't agree are stupid lifeless kids. Has told many users to die, and threatened to beat many users in real life if he knew where we lived. Just a few minutes before I made this edit, I found him screaming at several users about the date POTCO took place and the date the movies took place. He believes the game took place in 1722, and so did the movies. When several users didn't agree with him, he insulted them. When I finally intervened in the argument, I pointed out Disney confirmed the movies take place in the 1740s and in 1750, and thus, given that the game takes place after the Curse of the Black Pearl, the game is in the 1740s... He then insulted me and other users, and stormed off.
 * 4) Sam Seaeagle: Level 49, of Legendary Return. Found at Darkhart. I was with Skull, and Sam screamed at us because we were "loot stealers". Acted like a little 10 year old, screamed in caps, pretended to be a tough guy.

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 * Two awesome characters! Two cursed pirates duke it out! Sword vs. Scythe! Who will win?! YOU DECIDE


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Votes for Chris Swordbones



 * 1) Go Hermit!-- Shade  17:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * 2) Go! ~
 * Com,n ~



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Votes for Ecsyth
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