HMS HMS

The HMS HMS is the worst ship in the Carribean. Im not kidding. Imagine a light sloop, without sails, or cannons, on fire. Its worse than that. And on top of that, the guy who named her wasnt very creative, or maybe he just made a mistake. Anyway, its fair to say that whoever named the ship was not Sam Seabones, because he is the greatest person ever. And actually, the HMS part does not stand for His Majesty's Ship. It stands for Hippos Make Slumps. I know, weird right? So the ship's full name is Hippos Make Slumps Hippos Make Slumps. Man, I can only wonder who made this ship...

Oh wait, I know...