User blog:The Real Vampire Sorceress/Jolly Roger Wins: The End of Piracy

It has been a long fought battle. Lives have been lost. Towns have been destroyed. Us pirates have fought countless battles. They were all for one purpose: to save the Caribbean and piracy. However, all those countless battles have been for nothing. On September 19, 2013, Jolly Roger will have gotten his wish: the end of the pirate life as we know it. It has been a great pleasure and honour sailing, fighting, looting, and drinking with all of ye savvy buccaneers, pirates, landlubbers, and all ye dasterdly fellows. Fair well, and trust the tides.

-Vampire Sorceress