Talk:History of Johnny Goldtimbers/@comment-3432656-20130108224500

^_^ Old old old.. I am now confirmed I am 5000 and NOT A DAY OLDER! ok.. since August. I was Born in Sparta. fought in her armies and lived off of a magical oracle given to me by a whale until I moved to Italy and BECAME ROMAN! I then lived to become a senator under many names.. over the years until I accidently made myself into a infant.. I was mistakenly taken for the son of a Farmer. I grew up once more but then I had been moved to fight with my childhood friend Agrippa. Ah good old Agrippa :) Either way my Uncle soon died soon after visiting Egypt and I moved to become the Consul of Rome yada yada, become Emperor yada yada. Faked my own death by which I then lived in the shadows around the ancient lands and waters. Met a man named Jesus and had dinner with him where he gave me his golden cup. He was later executed :( time after I was living in Rome for centuries until then Germans invaded Rome.. then everything became bad.. I moved to Constantinople where I remained until I got bored and moved back to Rome converted to Catholicism. Helped with the Crusades, fought in many wars for France, Holy Roman Empire, and eventually joined the Church where I learned Latin and copied books down for a living. Much later I was a Pope, got bored delt with rebellion and reformed everything. faked death again then moved to be with England. Then Spain.. Then England once more.. until I became the King of France because of the too much youth water.. ugh.. Then back to England

WHERE I AM NOW! A lot of faked deaths and 3 births o_o.