Where Might the Rum Be???

Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where might the rum be?

Could it be have been replaced with English tea?

It could be under Old Man Goldtimbers chair

Or maybe in King Breasly's hair

Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, might the rum be?

For all those spenders

Who frightened the bartenders

May have been replaced by whiskey

But don't get frisky

Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, might the rum be?

LeClerc says he hasn't seen it

Maybe Kat hasn't as well

Shae can't live without it

But only time will tell

Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where might the rum be?