Talk:If your pirate had a catch phrase/@comment-5593623-20121214231041

"Science isn't about why, it's about why not! WHY do the lab boys keep handing out free helmets to the test subjects? If you love it so much, why don't you MARRY safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why don't you invent a door that doesn't hit you in the butt on the way out, because YOU ARE FIRED! Yes, you! Pack your stuff. Out the door. Parking lot. Goodbye. We're done here."