Fun with Skull and Cherie.... and Roger (and Hermit)

Fun with Skull and Cherie... and RogerEditNote: Skull and Cherie have all the fun Roger just sorta... idk... what do i do... watch? um... ya... i love dots.... < no roger, you creep, not watch :D < can I watch?

^idk can you mr unidentified xenomorph? ~Cherie I think thats Mega

Not watch what?...

Besides u dont know im watching and what u dont know cant hurt u!

Note 2: Most of this isnt true < actually it is shh....

Cherie: Skull ur to... clothed.

Roger: I'll take his clothes!!!!! i do that anyway!!!!

Skull: Ya roger can- wait what?!

Roger: Nofing. Nofing at all.

Skull: Any way i need u to get out of that bed

Roger: But but... im tired i wanna go to bed

Skull: Then scoot over Roger: I'll get out of bed

Skull: I know u will

- Roger leaves bed and room -

Skull: Now we are all alone in a room with a bed

Cherie: PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!

Skull: ok....

- epic pillow fight scene -

Skull: ok now we are all alone in a room with a bed

Cherie: Lets through the bed at each other!!!

- a few near deaths and crash later -

Cherie: Man im tired - gets into bed -

Skull: me to...

John Stormpaine: Hey LOOK guys skull wants us all to watch him and cherie!

Cherie: Hey Skull the bed broke through the wall and ripped a huge hole

Skull: But.. we didnt through the bed at the wall

Roger: Hey Guys it was getting sorta stuffy in here so i decided to tear down the house

Cherie: Good Idea!!!!!

Skull: Hey Roger do u know a room with a lock that closes from the outside?

Roger: YA theres one right here. See if i step into here - steps into closet - and u lock me in here i cant get out

Skull: Good... - locks door -

Skull: Now then Cherie...

Roger: Hey Skull!! Cheries in the closet with me!!!!!!!

Cherie: Theres Pink Ponies in here!!!!!

Roger: Its NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cherie: HURRAY

Roger: Skull must of known Narnia was in here

- Skull leaves room -

Roger: TY Skull!!!!!!!!!!!! Skull? Skullllllllllllllllly where are uuuuuuuuuuuuu?

THE END

- Scene 2 -

SUDENNLY a time warp happened and we were back at the start of this! But things did not go exactly as they did last time...

Cherie: Skull ur too... clothed

Roger: Hi! how was my Skull costume! I like to borrow his clothes and dress up like him!

Cherie: Hi Rogie!!!!!!!!!

Roger: Hi! dont tell skull im here

Skull: Hey Cherie have u seen my clothes, their all gone, even my underwear!

Roger: GTG! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- is about to leave -

- skull walks in -

Skull: Roger!!!!!! Do i have to tell u again! DONT STEAL MY CLOTHES FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!

Roger: Then ill just ste-

Skull: OR John's

Roger: Senator, I do not recall...

Skull: and yes Roger my clothes do include my underwear

- Roger goes out -

Cherie: Skull ur to clothed...

- roger comes back in -

Roger: I forgot my car keys

Skull: U dont have car keys. U dont even have a car! cars werent even invented yet

Roger: I meant boat keys

Skull: Boats dont have keys

Roger: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH so thats why my boat wont move

Cherie: Hey Bro i found ur boat keys

- Roger drinks from windex bottle he filled with blue gatorade -

Roger: Thanks

- Skulls mind is blown -

Casulties: 1

- Scene 3 -

- Note: Cherie didnt have very many lines cause idk... but to make up for it Cherie gets her own thing...

Cherie: Hey guys and gals! i hijacked this page for long enough to type my own play! If u here any other noises that the narrator tied up so pay no attention to him!

Cherie: - wakes up in the morning to alarm clock beeping -

- crushes alarm clock with bare hands -

Cherie: Drat i killed the alarm clock now im wide awake and i gotta get a new one... again. I wonder who one that battle me or the alarm clock?

- checks off wake up on to-do list -

Cherie: I wake up every morning accomplishing something!

Cherie: Then i eat brekky! - eats all the candy in lucky charms - < OMG HOW U KNO

Cherie: YUM!

Cherie: Now to go shopping!

- goes 2 store -

Cherie: Lets see cherrys, cherrys, cherry coke, blueberries, strawberries, rasberries, very berry smoothie, PB and J for PEANUTE BUTTER JELLY TIME, berry scented markers, and of course: bananas

Skull: Hi Cherie fancy meeting u here

- Roger rushes in -

Roger: Hi Skull I watched Cherrie while she was sleeping all night and found her to do list and made a copy of it and here it is just like u asked

Skull: Hes joking

- knocks out Roger -

Cherie: Whyd u kill Roger?!

Roger: Im fine

Skull: No ur not

Roger: Oh ok

Cherie: Im not gonna ask

- meanwhile rogers having his own emotional battle -

Roger: Man i need another drink pass me the beer bottle

Good part of Roger: No remember what happened last time!

Bad Part of Roger: Dont Listen to him hes drunk

Roger: Uh guys, i refilled the bottle with water, Waste not want not!

Good + Bad Part: Oh

- roger heres voice in the distance -

Voice: Come back roger... come baaaaacckkk...

Voice: Hey cool my voice is turning into txt, Hi Mom! Hi Dad!

Roger: Huh

Voice: Wake up rogie wake upppppppp

Voice: I didnt want to have to do this

Voice: Skull stole ur lady clothes

- roger immeDiately wakes up -

Roger: Wheres the lady clothes? WHERE

Cherie: Ur wearing them silly

Roger: Oh

- security arrives -

Security: Im afraid were going to have to take u both to a mental asylum

Roger: Why? What we do?

Security: Well for one ur wearing lady clothes

THE END

- scene 4 -

- Roger wakes up -

Roger: Phew that was just a dream...

Leanardo deCaprio: Hello Roger I a-

Roger: No no the inception part comes later in the script Mr.Charles

Leonardo: Drat

- leaves -

Alarm: Wake up in the morning feelin like P-

Roger interrupts: Shh Alarm Clock U'll wake baby lamp

Alarm: Sry

Roger: Hey Skull can I have some waffles... WITH MAPLE SYRUP

Talking Skull: Sure

Roger: Man today sure is a boring morning

Roger thinking: Man that song Friday should totally go: 7am waking up in the morning and falling back to sleep

Roger: Today i am going to learn how to be a ninja

Roger: I wonder how the chocolate husband from SNL got to standing at my door...

Roger: Hes usually standing by my bed looking at me

- Goes to computer -

- types in Ninja School -

Roger: WHAT! LINK NOT FOUND!

Roger: Well played Ninja School