User blog:Captain Ned Edgewalker/2015 Wiki Oscars





YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL! BUT YOU LOOK AT LITH AND YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER FANON WRITER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNIN. BUT LITH IS A GENETIC FREAK, AND HE'S NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A <25% AT BEST, AT BEAT LITH. AND THEN YOU ADD G-MAN TO THE MIX? YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNIN, DRASTIC GO DOWN. SEE THE THREE WAY AT OSCARFICE, YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN. BUT LITH, LITH HAS A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN, BECAUSE G-MAN KNOWS, HE CAN'T BEAT LITH, AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO G-MAN, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE, MINUS LITH'S 25% CHANCE, AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNIN AT OSCARFICE! BUT THEN YOU TAKE LITH'S 75 % CHANCE OF WINNIN IF YOU TWO WAS TO GO ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD LITH'S 66 2/3 CHANCE %s, HE HAS A 141% CHANCE OF WINNIN, AT OSCARFICE. SEÑOR G, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR BOTH OF US, AT OSCARFICE.

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 * Invidere by WaglingtonŒ - 0 votes
 * The Adventures of Boba Fett, Johnny Goldtimbers, Commander Shepard, Filthy Frank, Hannah Bluefeather, Darth Vader, and Davy Gunfish by G-man. - 0 votes
 * Weeping in the Waves by Captain Ned Edgewalker - 0 votes

Best Overall Blog

 * I've been gone for 20 minutes and have come to this by Peter Coalvane - 0 votes
 * If I Imagined You as a Goat by Jeremiah Garland - 0 v0tes

Best Illustrations

 * The Adventures of Boba Fett, Johnny Goldtimbers, Commander Shepard, Filthy Frank, Hannah Bluefeather, Darth Vader, and Davy Gunfish by G-man. - 0 votes
 * REDACTED Will Have Her Revenge on Nar Shaddaa by WaglingtonŒ - 0 votes