Attack of the Pink Bunniez

Attack of the Pink Bunniez is a story written by Hi7878. THIS IS A COMEDY!!!!!!!!!!! NOT SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!! It takes place in the 1750's. Ten years from the present time in the Caribbean. Jolly Roger is dead, Lord Beckett is over-weight, the skeletons got drunk, and El Patron and his ghosts got lost and tripped and are too stupid to stand back up.... But there is a new enemy, so big, SO pink, SOOO Cute that it will make you want to throw up.

It was a cold winter day, so cold, that the beaches of tortuga had turned to ice, people had wondered........ why is it cold? Even though the Pirate Weather Channel insisted that it was just because it was the people thought it was something else.... the people that were DRUNK thought it was something else, but nobody believed them, I mean REALLY!? Who WOULDN'T believe a drunk hobo pirate? Geez. Back to the story, it was cold, SO cold, a FREEZING, BONE CHILLING....... 65 degrees F. The drunk pirates finally began to convince people that there WAS something wrong. The pirates met on tortuga to come up with a plan to stop the 61 degree weather. The pirates argued and argued. One man said "Let's go find Doc Grog and tickle him!!!!!!!" Nobody listened to him. Another man shouted "WHAT'Z GOIN OWWWN PEEPSSSS!!!!??????" and everyone looked at him. He was skinny and short, he had a long grey beard and wore a dark black tank top, he had a dark black bandana on, a bright green bandana, and bright red pants, plus, wooded shoes. "THE WISE MAN!" The pirates shouted and all bowed to him. "Your 61 degree problem is a telling of something worse..... much worse..... I can give a hint on what it is.... PINK!!!!!!!!!!" And with that The Old Wise man ran off saying "LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL" like a monkey.

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