"Slappy" Roberto Cortes Moreno

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Slappy was not always the Thief people know him as today. He used to be a fine gentlemen named Michael.

History
A long, long time ago in the days of the ice age, the only life was a family of squid that lived deep in the Abyss. Thousands of years later, they were caught by Undead Fishers. They turned human and were seperated. One of them drifted to Tortuga and was a popular dancer who worked at King's Arm. Everyone knew him as Michael, who would always help someone in need. Later, he fell in love with a woman named Cindy Kah, a beautiful artist. They both loved eachother and raised enough money to buy a towering mansion in the Tortuga Town. For years, they lived together and had a happy life. But then, another jealous woman named Billie Jean fell in love with him, and killed Cindy. As you could imagine, Michael was furious, and ran out of the house. The jealous woman went crazy, burned her hand in boiling water, and slapped Michael, leaving a large scar. The lady disappeared, and Michael lay crying in the rubble of the burned mansion. He left the life of a pirate and joined the forces of the French. Everyone knew him as Slappy after he left Tortuga.

Today
Today, Michael, or Slappy, is a High Ranking French Assassin, stealing and killing for the Queen of France.

Famous for:
My famous quote: "Oh don't worry, (situation victim wants to end) IN A HUNDRED YEARS!"

Being a successfull Admiral in The Co. Empire of Diego.

Played a big part in the War of the Co. Empire.

Being the first person on POTCO who can Moonwalk exactly like Michael Jackson.

My other quote: "Do you have red hair, or are you rusting?

When your mother asked your father to take out the garbage, she meant YOU!

Is that your face, or did your neck puke up its breakfast today?"

Played a big part in "The Goldvane Trilogy."





Weapons and capabilities
Blade of the Abyss

Darkblade of Slappy

The Lost Cutlass of Slappy

Lost Sword of El Patron

Bitter End

Plaguefire Sabre

Hex Breaker Doll

Dagger of the Bear Idol

Moonwalk of Death

Circle Glide

Cyclone Spin

Abysmal

Heroic Shine

Sunwalk

Moon Voodoo

Storm Voodoo

Weapons used
Knife

Voodoo Doll

Grenades