User blog:Captain Ned Edgewalker/The Ultimate Quote of the Week

 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT'S TIME FOR THE THING I'VE TEASED 500 TIMES EXCEPT NOW I'M ACTUALLY DOING IT!

Given that Quote of the Week has essentially been dead on this here website for a while now, it's finally time for THE ULTIMATE QUOTE OF THE WEEK! This summer marks the 4th anniversary of QOTWs creation, but I don't wanna wait until then so WE DOIN THIS SHIT NOW.

Starting today (cuz i can't bear to wait until tomorrow), for the next three weeks the following polls will take place:


 * On the first week, 3 damn good quotes from every year of QOTW's existence that didn't win will have one last shot at redemption to finally win Quote of the Week.


 * On the second week, a multiple choice poll (off-site probably) containing every single quote that's won Quote of the Week will take place. You will select 4 quotes you like most, and the top 4 at the end of the week will move on to the ultimate round (and if there's a tie i guess ill do somethin about that).


 * In the final week, the top 4 quotes will be voted on, with the winner forever being proclaimed the Ultimate Quote of the Week™ (and if there's a tie i guess ill do somethin about that too).

okthanks

Redemption Quote of the Week "I'll bring the rainbow cake and abortion ice cream." ~ G-man. (submitted August 6, 2014) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." ~ George W. Bush, August 5th, 2004 (submitted October 28, 2014 by Sir Joseph Grey) "DO YOU HAVE PUMPKIN SPICE CANCER?" - Mallace imitating spoiled white girl from Nults' New York School (submitted December 10, 2014) "we're still a cesspool of democratic bumscrewery." ~ Article Commenter (who was obviously talking about GFW) (submitted January 28, 2015 by me) "Like Adolf Hitler's Third Reich, a guild is very much a dictatorship." ~ JohnnyDaPirate (submitted July 28, 2015 by WaglingtonŒ) "gays r ruinin the sanctity of marriage amirite brb getting seventh divorce" ~ kim gayvis (Nults McKagan) (submitted September 6, 2015 by WaglingtonŒ) "My Little Samtansian - Apartheid is Magic" ~ ZoomerStrife (submitted January 19, 2016 by me) "you should become mallace; instead of overdosing on pills, overdose on your ego" ~ ZoomerStrife (submitted March 1, 2016 by me) "When I felt the balls, they were perfect." ~ Tom Brady (submitted April 25, 2016 by WaglingtonŒ) "NO I CRASHED WHILE MAKING DONG DONG" ~ WaglingtonŒ playing TLOPO (submitted May 30, 2017 by Nults McKagan) "For if thy Lord doth tend to thy sheep, then thy look upon thee as a potato." ~ Ned 24:7 (Jeremiah Garland) (submitted June 5, 2017 by me) "Ye have been witnessin' an alternate tim'lin' me boy" ~ Tia Dalma (Jim Logan) (submitted July 30, 2017 by WaglingtonŒ)