User blog:Jeremiah Garland/The Mallace Pallace

Yes! After a long wait, the Boyz Night Out Restaurant is finally open! Management includes the boyz from BNO, except Hooky cuz he's leaving. The restaurant is perfect for any boyz night out, and features foods from all over the sticky world! It is located in Tahiti, which we conquered after a fierce battle against Marc Cannonshot.

The Restaurant!


The restaurant itself is divided into two parts: the place where people sit and eat food, and the erect bar. It is called the erect bar because everybody has to stand (be erect) the whole time, and there are no seats. The kitchen is in the back, which also doubles as Prince Boogie's bedroom on Wednesdays and Thursdays (we have to clean out the fountain then). All of our meats are never frozen, except for all of them. Endless bread baskets, starting at $9.99! Fridays are special because all kids eat for half off, except for the ones of lesser races, which we burn in the kitchen. Sundays are church days, so we have a church theme in the restaurant: no clothes! Saturdays are epic because the BNO Restaurant's house band, Dirty Mall and the Boyz, play. Tuesdays are open sex days! All genders allowed! Except for girls (unless they are slaves).

Menu

 * Kazakh soup - Made from cow nipple
 * Looters salad - You know you want to try it ;)
 * The Instant Flippity Flop - Jim's head in chicken breast form
 * Crow Brulee - Classic dessert prepared by head chief Macmorgan; crow meat and burnt sugar
 * Guam Time! - Fries from Guam! We conquered Guam!
 * Asian burger - Asian burger
 * Fine wine from North Korea
 * Crib Nachos - Classic nachos! Made with real cheese, and sort-of real tortilla chips
 * Garlic's Garlic - Chief Garland's rendition on garlic cloves (do not order this)
 * Cambodian Happy Pizza - Special pizza that'll make you feel good!
 * Gay coleslaw - The happiest of coleslaws
 * Mallace's Dradle Chowder - Specially prepared with only some dradle in it
 * Heart of Spermwhale - With side of fruit cup
 * Funky Sauce - Nobody knows where this came from, except the chefs
 * Chicken Pot Pie - Made with real pot
 * Shrimp - We didn't lick them
 * LINguini - Brought to you by the LIN! You get to make it yourself at home, for $18.99
 * More menu items coming soon!