User blog comment:Pencil-/Solar Storm Tomorrow!/@comment-4266719-20120308055833

Now for the safety announcement: Welcome aboard Solar Airlines. We thank you for chosing to fly with us. In the event of a solar flare emergency, life vest tickets can be found under your seat, or in First class, on the arm rests. If LIfevests sell out, or you do not have enough money to pay, the person next to you may be on interest. Pull on the ears and bow into the mouth to inflate the human flotation device. In the event of cabin oxygen pressure loss, oxygen masks will appear from the overhead compartments. Strap yours on before assisting others. Once the mask is secured over your face, you are ready. Insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen. (Interest does apply.)