A Pirates Online Christmas Story

''Let me spin ye a yarn about a pirates online Christmas. The navys taxes made some peoples holidays bad. The EITC are getting everything they want for the holidays so pirates have sunk some of their ships to steal presents. Jolly Roger dose not care for the holidays. He spends them regrouping his army. Will we ever have a normal holiday? Read and find out!''

Pirates Side
Dog Hullbones and his friends April, Johnny Sea Slasher, and Kelly Heartcutter were preparing a speacial holiday on Tortuga when suddenly, a citizen came to see Dog. " Captain Dog, bandits are robing the towns! They are not with the pirates or the navy and EITC﻿. And since they have meat on their bones, they are certainly not undead. " Dog and his friends got right to the mission. They suspected they were EVIL agents trying to ruin the holidays. It turns out that they were just regular bandits. They clashed swords with Dog and his friends. In the end the pirates won. After the battle Kelly and April wanted to make sandmen(since there is no snow in the Carribean) and they went off to the beaches to do so. Then Dog and Johnny decieded to decorate there houses. Then night fell so everyone went to sleep.

The next day Dog was walking along Port Royal and found a navy cadet on the ground weeping. He went up to the cadet and asked why he was weeping. The cadet replied " I was robbed by bandits 10 minutes ago and lost a treasure chest I found. They slashed my arm to. And some pirates pushed me down when I got back up and they said " That's what you get for taxing us! " It was so horrible! " Then Dog found a warm spot in his heart and took out some of his healing supplies. He helped the cadets arm heal and helped the cadet up. Then a pirate walked by and said " Why are you helping this man? He is only taxing us with the rest of his navy swine! " Dog replied " He was beaten and robbed by bandits! I already encountered bandits on Tortuga and I couldn't let him suffer. "  " Well his navy friends don't diserve to live as well as him. That soldier and the rest of the navy work for the devil! " The pirate left and Dog took the soldier to his home to rest. The cadets name was William the 2ed and he had a brother called William the 3rd who was captured by undead. So Dog told him about that he used to spy on Captain Leon and his army. William said that he would never follow Leon. He also admitted that many EITC are against Leon but can't kill him becasue he is an EITC lord even though some hated him. So then Johnny came to Dogs house and saw the cadet. " Dog " he said " Can we talk in private. " Johnny asked Dog why he had a navy soldier in his home. Dog said he was beaten and robbed by bandits. After hearing the word " bandits " Johnny beckoned Dog to come with him to find the bandits on port royal.

They managed to find and kill some of them, but a cowardly one said that he was in a whole gang that had been attacking Port Royal. After some investigating Dog figured out they were being led by pirate regular Shane Mcgreeny. Shane hated that holidays and decided to steal some things with his crews he assembled. So Dog and Johnny confronted him at Royal Anchor and caught him offguard. Lucky for him, Shane had some guards. But Dog did a slash cutting to guards in half. Only two guards were left. So then Shane ran but Dog and Johnny had made short work of the other two guards. While shane ran on the beach, Dog tackled him down. Johnny took away Shanes sword, and they turned him into the navy. The guard they turned him into gave Johnny a confused look and then gave Dog and Johnny both the reward money. They decided to buy gifts with the money to give to some of their friends. Dog and Johnny split up and went shopping. Or at least Johnny did. Dog had discovered a poor man on the bridge and saw his clothes had holes in them and he had no shoes. So Dog ran to a store and used his money to buy him some clothes. So the man was thankful and left humming a Christmas toon along the way. Then Dog went home and saw that Williams arm was healing good. He had lunch with the soldier. When William was ready to leave he told Dog that he would work to lower some of the taxes during the holidays. Dog was happy that he had done something good but, he realized he spent all of the reward money on clothing for the man. So Dog got some of his other money and set off.

He brought earings for Kelly and a hat for April. Then he decided to loot some treasure from those pesky skeletons. He killed a lot of Undead Brigands and Undead Brutes around Port Royal. He got a lot of gold so he then found another warm spot in him heart. He brought gifts for many of the Port Royal citizens. Then he decided to spend his last 18 gold he got from looting the skeletons on a gift for himself. After all he wanted to be happy to. So he went to a store to get some fancy clothes and then saw a boy, about 15, enter the store. ' TO BE CONTINUED. '