User blog comment:John Breasly/An Address from the "King"/@comment-4266719-20120223041112/@comment-3112181-20120223043425

Awwwww YEAH! SCORE! Don't worry Andrew, I know exactly what to do. If I'm gonna be best man, I'm gonna need a tank of lobsters, a bag of old CDs some kid in Ohio once used, an old guy's dump truck, four guitar strings, onion rings dipped in maple syrup and tanning creme, four ounces of John's blood, a member from "Dirty Mall and the Boyz" that can sing harmony in a doo-wop group, a mini trampoline, duck shavings, glow-in-the-dark alphabet stickers, some used tapestry, a brand-new leather cloth previously purchased by a Slovenian monk, a set of bongo drums, a clean deer carcass, and some gems excavated from western Istanbul. Oh, and some mustard, but don't ask what the mustard is for...