User blog comment:Captaingoldvane2/New Contests on the horizon?/@comment-3112181-20120509023302

Oh I know him. He's the guy that appears in your presence right before you die. He lives in the central Asian republic of Tajikistan, but often takes holiday in more tropical climates, such as Malaysia. He's rather shy, but if you offer him a potato (or TWO potatoes) he will surely talk to you in a kind and congenial manner. His well into his mid-50s, but is still a child at heart. His favourite hoobies include fly-fishing, playing the lute, being a total patercide, praying to pagan Mongolian gods and deities, writing fan mail to his inspirational hero, Morgan Freeman, and studying various melons. He does NOT like it when people use his things without asking, and is very diabetic. He also consists of a special talent: he always knows where the trash can is in somebody's home without asking! Oh, and his name.