User blog:John Breasly/What is Up With the Sudden Increase in Noobs?

We've all known those annoying, level 10 noobs, who are all brothers and sisters, have about a ring of twenty people, all betraying each other, and all claiming they're kings and queens. I remember seeing a lot of people saying "I'm king of Port Royal!" It seemed to die down shortly after Pearson and I began fighting. Shortly after Pearson disappeared, and I just went off the map for a few weeks to sort things out, I noticed a sudden increase (particularly James of France). I was talking with my great-grandson (William Yellowbones) when we came across a ring of them, all claiming to be claimed titles. I mean, seriously, what is up? They're using each other's soldiers, saying they have a mighty army, and "conquering" each others islands? Is anyone else ready to destroy these fools? Because I am. I'm ready to crush the "king of england and queen of france" beneath my feet, and show I am the true King of Great Britain, and Grace Goldtimbers is the Queen of France.