That 1700s' Show Pilot Script

That 1700s' Show - Pilot - Season 1
Hyde : listen to me Forman! Go get the rum! and uh.. i'll give ya 20 bucks.

Eric : Why cant Kelso do it?

Kelso : Because i uh..... COMING JACKIE!

( Laughter )

( Kelso Runs out door )

Eric : Fine, but. If Red catches me.. im dead ya know right?

( Kelso walks back in )

Kelso : Yea we know. thats why were sending you!

( Laughter )

Hyde : Just dont get caught!

( Eric runs upstairs )

Donna : Hes Dead.

Hyde : Sooooo Dead.

Kelso : Burn!!!!!!!

Hyde : Kelso how is that a burn?

Kelso : i dont know, i just felt like saying burn.... GEEZ HYDE!

( Fez walks in door )

Fez : Alright! which one of you is sending me Hate mail!

Donna : Fez what are you talking about?

Fez : I got a letter saying Fez Get over here for some Rum!

( Laughter )

Hyde : Rum is a drink Fez...

Fez : oh.... in my country, Rum means Death....

( Laughter

( Switch to Eric, Upstairs )

Red : Eric! what are you doing with those rums?

Eric : putting them in the Ice Bucket?

Red : You Knucklehead.

( Laughter )

Its the Middle of Summer! you cant put them outside!

Eric : Then what do i do with them?

Bob : Hey Red!

Red : uh... hi Bob.

Bob : Hey Eric.

Eric : Hello Mr. Pinciotti.

Bob : Red i was wondering. ( Eric runs off after Red turns to face Bob ) Would you like to work, at my new Store?

Red : Go home Bob.

( Laughter )

Kitty : Hahaha! Well Red! Be ncie to bob. hes your friend.

Red : Friend? Ha. Hes a Knucklehead!

( Laughter )

Bob : Suit yourself.

Midge : Bob....

Bob : Yes Dear?

Midge : a Tree fell on our house.

Bob : What!?

Kitty : Oh Midge! im so sorry! Red, isnt there something you wanna Say?

Red : Yea... go home bob.

( Laughter )

( Theme Song Opening With Stars names )

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