User blog:Captaingoldvane2/Funniest Guild Rules of all time

Yeah, im kinda bored, but here ya go. Top most funny guild rules ( Made up by me )!
 * Never leave the guild.
 * Always attempt to take over the guild, if you succed, you get to be second in command. ( The funny thing is, if he succeds at taking it over, he/she who took it over, would actually be the Guildmaster, so why would they accept second in command? )
 * Be a bully.
 * Get people you know already have plans to join other guilds to join. That way, you know if they were planning on joining something in the next who days, they are probably a good member in general ways.
 * Never fart on the Guildmaster.
 * Never level with the Guildmaster unless you are higher level than he is ( Then one day, he masters, and nobody can level with him. ).
 * Never sink the Gm, or any officers in SvS.
 * Never defeat the Gm, or any officers, in PvP.
 * Always let the Gm get the last hit on Jolly Roger when doing a Guild Invasion.
 * Join the guild.