User blog comment:Captaingoldvane2/Promotion Request:G-man/@comment-1279322-20120905190139

 Another fine day in the Kingdom of Doof, Lord Cank held a meeting, among them the goof Known as Baron Von Shush, who was once again drunk, Soaked with wine and dressed as a monk. Lord Cank beckoned the Baron to his domain And in came the Baron, mouth filled with pain. Duke Nukem and Princess Adda followed soon And Baron Von Shush, being a strange loon, Tossed the two their own glasses of wine. But Duke Nukem pored his down the Baron's spine. At last, Lord Cank stood up from his chair And at his guests, he began to stare. They thought of an uplifting to one Who was known to be responsible and fun. This candidate was Count Cocopaw Known for stuffing chocolate into his maw. The candidate in mind, the guests all agreed, But the input of more people they would need. Baron Von Shush was soon sound asleep And leaned back, and he was soon in a heap. Lord Cank, finished with his pace, Poured a cup of water on the Baron's face. Baron Von Shush let out a cry, his wine now spilled "AH, DAHELL, I COULDA BEEN KILLED!" Now, atlast, they adjourned their meeting, And the guests gave the Baron a beating. The next meeting arranged, the other guests left Except for the Baron, who made another theft. The roast turkey, into his robe the fool dumped And out the window the Baron jumped. The next day, Maharaja Midas set up a ballot, And angrily pounded himself with a mallot. Controversy filled the vote tent And in time, Duke Dustysaur's new cane was bent. For Count Cocopaw, it wasn't long And soon, Maharaja Midas pounded the promotion gong.