User blog:John Breasly/Disproving the "Spanish Victory" at Lewes

So, to all except Pearosn, it's clear the British have won. With the sailing of myself, and the gunning of Johnny Goldtimbers (not to mention the soldiers on our allied ships), we successfully repelled the Spanish. But why, you may ask, did we supposedly lose?

Launched Too Late?
We are permitted to launch at any time in the hour set aside for the battle. That is how it's always been. However, after Pearson said "launch or you forfeit," we launched. He then moves to Monada, screaming. We go to Monada, and launch BEFORE his ships do. Oh, well there was the Enchantress, but that was a Scurvy ship.



Team SvS was there?
Team SvS was there for my support, so if anyone had evidence of Scurvy or another guild being on Spanish ships, we would ask them to launch. They only stood on the island and told us what was going on there. So a big thanks to them for staying at the ready if we needed them. Luckily, we didn't.

However, due to the 10 or so times you've brought Scurvy, I would have to say that the British Empire technically already OWNS you with your own logic. But I'll let that slide, because I'm not a maniacal fool like your king, Pearson.

Chat Hacking?
Has it ever occurred that maybe some people just don't like you? We sent no one to hack any chat, and you haven't actually provided evidence of a hacking, so therefore, that argument is null.

Trying to make it look like we won?
Let's compare screenshots here. Here is yours. Taken at 9:25 PM, 45 minutes before the battle ended.



Now we'll look at Johnny's. Notice those numbers I circled? 21-59-01? That's a time stamp. 21 = 9, 59 is obviously 59 minutes, and 01 = one second. That means the screenshot was taken exactly at 9:59:01. One minute before the battle ended. This was taken on shore because Johnny was going to greet the guild, and I was busy doing laps around the Spanish.

Then you'll probably say it was a different date, but it clearly wasn't if you'd read the rest of the screenshot log. Oh, and look who's on top at 9:59:01 :)

Oh, and one last argument. You are aware Captain Skeleton was there, as Pearson was talking to him after the SvS, meaning he himself is undeniable proof that this is the same location the SvS took place on in Pearson's screen. He's even ON THE BLACK EAGLE in his screen!



With this evidence...
With this evidence, it is indisputable fact that the battle was won by the British, fair and square. We will be meeting you at Hastings tomorrow.

Have a good evening.