Talk:The Tea Team/@comment-4713152-20111024025926/@comment-4713152-20111024030833

We could have all sorts of fun with this :D

- A bunch of British officers are running in slow motion in a dark stormy battlefield, with epic music playing in the background. Bullets and fire are reiging down all around them. The clock reads 3:59 -

British officer : Garland! We only have thirty seconds to get to the core of the Earth before Pears plants a nuclear missle and detonates the whole world! There are snipers all around us, your daughter has just been kidnapped, the rest of the army has already been blown up, all of our escape ships have been sunk, and I'm pretty sure there is a land mine right where you are standing! Orders, sir!?

Garland: Not to panic!! We just have to hold off the infantry, send in the artillery battery to take care of the right flank, and - clock strikes four - TEA TIME!!!! - sets up table in middle of battlefield, pours tea -