User blog comment:Svenny D./What do you WANT from me/@comment-3242795-20120227122747

For future reference, everything a guard says in Skyrim....


 * "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll!"
 * "I must ask you to stop that... shouting, it's making people nervous!"
 * "No Lollygaggin'."
 * "Gotta' keep my eyes open. damn dragons could swoop down at any time."
 * "My cousin is out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."
 * "Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me."
 * "Watch the skies, traveller."
 * "They say Ulfric Stormcloak murdered the High King... With his voice! Shouted him apart!"
 * "I'm telling you I heard it, howling. Those werewolf tales are true."
 * "A guard could get nervous, someone approaching with their weapon drawn."
 * "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?"
 * "In the name of the Jarl, stop right there."
 * "I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid."
 * "Seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords."

Now Mall, stop screwing up the phrases :P There are a lot of others, but you need to have certain perks for them to say it.