User blog comment:BoogieMango/What's Your Favorite Band/ Single Vocalist? (Please Vote)/@comment-3242795-20130220020356/@comment-4541410-20130220020902

Oh, yeah, I was thinking about it, but then I realized that I'd cause some people to have nightmares about the woman by just looking at the name, they'd worry their parents, I'd be charged with the task of mentally scarring the child's brain, thus him doing very badly in school, him not getting enough sleep, and him commiting suicide because Mary told him he ought to.

I just couldn't take the risk.