User blog:WaglingtonŒ/There has been an awakening

Have you felt it?

Because I sure have. So in light of that, I'll be 100% off the internet starting Thursday until around... I'm shooting for midday Saturday. And I mean 100%. No mobile, no television, definitely not anywhere near my computer. If I never return/take longer than projected to return, my disappearance may be attributed to one of a few different things:


 * 1) The new movie was so great, I had to take an extended vacation to recuperate.
 * 2) The new movie was so bad, I had to take an extended vacation to recuperate.
 * 3) The new movie was so great, I had to kill myself.
 * 4) The new movie was so bad, I had to kill myself.
 * 5) There was a freak "gun-toting terrorist shooting up a theater," accident.
 * 6) There was a freak "gun-totating NRA sympathizer shooting up a theater," accident.
 * 7) Some other unforeseen outcome.