Talk:Spain Invades Russia/@comment-3553851-20110514183117/@comment-4793903-20110514183345

Because of how Pearson acts, I can predict his possible future:
 * 1) Might not live to 30
 * 2) Will have a broken jaw by age 12.
 * 3) Will be pleading for people to forgive him.
 * 4) Will have no friends.
 * 5) Will lack a job.
 * 6) Might be a criminal (1 out of 5 bullies are criminals by their late 20s)