User blog comment:Lord Andrew Mallace/The Boyz Night Out/@comment-3242795-20120929233057

Jack Goldwrecker has been kicked out of the BNO for the following reasons:
 * Failing to create and sustain a sticky environment for his fellow peers.
 * Being a religious prodigy. We don't accept Bible-knockers.
 * Being an ignorant person in general.
 * Supporting enemies of the BNO.
 * The founders are not particularly fond of this person.

Jack has disgraced the sticky and erect actions of the BNO. If he chooses, he may remain in the "BNO Show" until our wondrous writer, Captain Naughty, has planned a way to write him off. If he wants the Goldwrecker Goulash removed, we will remove it.

Sorry it had to come to this, Jack.