Birthday Card: Lord Andrew Mallace (2015)

Copy pasted from my 2014 birthday card because I'm unloved on my special day.

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GUISEPLS

today is somewhat more important than all of the other days

Today is...

wait for it...

wait foooor iiiiiiit....

okay stop waiting:

Marrace's birthday!











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<p style="text-align:center;">Today, our Marrace turns a whopping 12   69 18. Let's all give him a clap for lasting 18 people years without the wrath of Cthulhu being unleashed upon him (yet >:3)! <h2 style="text-align:center;">Say r00d Nice Things Here Marrace, mah Cthulhu buddeh <3. I hope that your birthday is slightly less miserable than every other day of your life.

wit luv,

Mall I love you remember how we had our wars and we blew each other up and we blew up Morocco sorry Peter kmallhapy bithday

Dearest Mallace, You have served England well, etc, etc, blah blah blah, You bring sexy to Parliament.



Happy Birthday Mallace! :) 04:04, March 6, 2014 (UTC)Miss Hannah Bluefeather of Austria

I says happeh birfday to da awesomest bnoer in town. heil da lord overlawd of reformzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz HEIL FEWLZ DAT ARE NUT ALL POWERFUL LORD MARRACE! >:(

from,

ally reyessssssssss

HAPPERRRR BARFDUMMMMMM

PLS ACCEPT THIS GIFT OF GRATITUDE AND HAPPINESS:



heh heh

well this is awkward

06:16, March 6, 2014 (UTC)

'My earliest memory of you... begins when we were both young. You'd touch me, I'd go hide. But now we've switched rolls! At least we think so. Benjamin had no idea what was going on.'

Happy birthday to my...

Friend

Best friend

Better friend

Really good friend

Really REALLY good friend

Friend with a ;) face if you know what I mean face

Partner

Fellow Cthulhuan

Co. Empire g00n

BNOer

Child-bearer/financial advisor

Waffler

MineCraft introducer thing

And most of all...

br0ther

You are the sarah palin to my joe biden :)

- JERRY

PS I PUT MY LETTER TO YOU IN BOLD N ITALYCS SO YOU KNOW ITS ME ITS THE BEST

Dear Self:

Happy Birthday.

Love,