User blog comment:Reyes De Luz (Albert Spark)/If YOU were a Dictator../@comment-4266719-20130511061923

Some dingdong deleted my earlier comment, so in retalation as a human being, I present a worse fate.

Burn the following to a near-death stage (where pain is still possible) and then deliver 2,000 cuts to non-vital organs before halting all blood leaving from the body.

I will then put on a Hermit mask, take a chainsaw, cut off their legs, arms, and head, and then (in the final minutes before they bleed out) take a lazer-sketcted barbed wire, wrap it around their head and neck before blasting them off the edge of a cliff (with a shotgun) into a pit of angry scorpions.