User blog comment:Ned Daggerkidd/Epic Rap Battles of the Caribbean./@comment-4671453-20120506023430

Me vs. Ned Yellowbeard (Rap guru in the house, I know how to write rhymes):

Ned Yellowbeard: Hello little Johnny boy, my rhymes will play you like a toy,

Ned Yellowbeard's the name, and you're banned from the guild cause your rhymes are lame,

I bet you won't even rap back, my rhymes bend you like a snapback,

and everybody know's your rap's whack, you couldn't out-loot me for a piece of dark black,

Johnny: Am I supposed to be scared? Go back to kissing Pearson Wright's butt,

OUTLAWS, Neddy, we'll strike you with an uppercut,

Ned has no swagg, the only thing more yellow than his beard is his teeth,

he doesn't even notice his guild caving in from underneath,

welcome to the Barbary Coast, you better recognize, my rhymes are lethal, call 'em pesticides,

Ned Yellowbeard: Johnny, my son, you better be scared! How bout another war?

Ye best be prepared, I could televise this beat-down, it has to be aired,

everyone wants to see my rhymes make this so-called killing machine get flared,

yeah Johnny, I went there, and in hell you shall be blazed,

if you don't repent your atheist ways!

Johnny: Ned, please, you're turning into the new pears, but this fruit ain't ripe,

you're such a noob, you beg for an old body type,

hear the beat? I just killed it, and my buddies in OUTLAWS buried the body in a deep pit,

you're six feet under Ned, now do you notice your guild caving in?

well it's not my guild 'cause all we do is win! If god is real, you'd be the one with the most sin,

word to your mother, Ned, cause I took her for a spin ;)