Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-4619254-20140602234644/@comment-4264921-20140606194320

Dear Mr. Garland and Mr. Mallace, We,the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, or PETA (not People Eating Tasty Animals as you may have heard our acronym incorrectly used as), have taken notice in your pitiful mistreatment of wildlife. Spiders should be free in the wild, not exchanged as currency. If you insist on keeping them, we ask that you take good care of them and all of their eight legs. We cannot prove that the seven-legged spider was abused, but we do not doubt it. Thank you. -PETA