User blog:Jeremiah Garland/Marriage of Ned the Edge and Jerry the Merry

Bells are ringing! He proposed!

Please join Jeremiah Garland and Ned Edgewalker as they get married. We're glad to live in a society where this is allowed and tolerated, thank Chairman Sanders



WEDDING DETAILS
Who: Primarily Ned and Jerry, though other people are allowed, encouraged, and expected to also wed these two lovebirds in the same ceremony

What: Who knows anymore?

When: 7 June 2016, honeymoon next month, all are invited

Where: fort charles balcony antik pls tell friends not to tp

Why: dynastic purposes. And so Ned can get his wiki green card... assuming jerry is a citizen himself...

How: wouldnt u like 2 no

 Who should be wearing the white dress? Ned Jerry They are both noisy and smelly This is sexist (ban pls) 