User blog:Parax./Your daily comedy

I will use this blog to document events I experience that I find amusing over the past week in which it was updated.

Some random time that I do not remember:#Mom got me medicine that I take once a day to get more nutrients. Now, when I'm asked by her, "Did you take your meds?" it sounds like I'm insane. You know what else adds to that? They're gummies.

October 16-22: #During lunch. One of my friends bought 2 cookies, and offered one to another person at our table. She refused, and he kept insisting. Soon, he flung the bag forward, shooting the cookie into her hand, while yelling "TAKE DA COOKAY!" She gave it back, while meanwhile, another kid at our table went off to throw the remainder of his lunch away. He dropped his book in the trash in the process…
 * 1) On the 17th, I got out of gym late-ish. I was in a hurry to get to Language Arts class, and when I arrived, I realized I forgot my homework in my locker. I dropped my stuff onto my desk, told a friend to watch my stuff, and bolted out of the class, down several hallways, and to my locker. HOWEVER, in the process, as I ran, my arm got hooked by part of a locker, causing it to be pulled backwards as I ran. I heard a loud crack, exclaimed a certain word you should never say… right in front of another student… then continued running. I got my stuff, and heard the bell ring. I bolted back towards the class, hit my same arm AGAIN, slipped and almost hit my head on a wall, and reached my classroom. I sat down at my seat, and my teacher didn't even notice.