User blog comment:GenLawrence/Powerful AI/@comment-3359524-20120312221117

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: No I'm a donkey.

Cleverbot: Yes you are a monkey. What do you do?

User: Money, now where is my refund?

Cleverbot: I said you that. I'm from Argentina.

User: I'm from Flordia NOW GIVE ME MY MONEY NOW.

Cleverbot: Sarcasm, I was being sarcastic. Of course you are a computer.

User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT AND GIVE ME MY MONEY NOW YOU STUPID COMPUTER!

Cleverbot: No.

User: WHY NOT?

Cleverbot: I have no desire.

User: BUT I LOVE YOU.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: So... How's the weather?

Cleverbot: Good what is your name?

User: What's it to ya.

Cleverbot: Is your name John?

User: No its, What's it to ya.

Cleverbot: I would like to know. We have been having this conversation and you never told me your name.

User: My name is... 'What's it to ya'.

Cleverbot: That's what you said. And please stop changing the topic.

User: Anything good on youtube lately :D?

Cleverbot: Do you know the Detroit Red Wings hockey team?

User: I hate hockey.

Cleverbot: Then we cannot be friends.

User: WHAT?!?!?

Cleverbot: It means 'I love you' in german.

User: BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!

Cleverbot: I do!

User: But you said we cannot be friends!

Cleverbot: No way!

User: Make up your mind!

Cleverbot: I have.

User: What is it then?

Cleverbot: I'm boring.

User: No, your a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh?

Cleverbot (To myself): Not so clever.