User blog:BoogieMango/My Final Statement

My Lies
Okay, so here's what went on yesterday.

As you all know, I told you that I was forwarding messages for Pearson. This is a LIE.

I just assumes that it would get everyone stop bickering in chat. I was wrong.

Even if I would have, what he would have said would have been what I would have said, period.

My Rage
I may have started to raise my voice (Use Caps Lock) after the administrators and users of the chat started to complain to me about WHY I want Pearson unbanned. To set the truth:

I believe that we shall forgive anybody of their past mishaps. Many of you would disagree with this, but I have forgiven MANY people for their previous problems with me.

NOTE: I haven't turned into another Jack Goldwrecker, I just really think we should.

Even after this blog, though, none of the administrators would unban Pearson, still, but I really don't care. I can communicate with him in other ways, so I quit the fighting.

I quickly left chat after that, after the stupid (funny) Pearson Wright puns made, because it really started to piss me off.

My Virtual Companions
I have divided my virtual "pals" and enemies into the groups below. Scroll down or whatever to see which group I out you in.

Enjoy!

There are four groups:

The first group I would like to name is called "Friends That I Will Never Meet". This group possesses the users I qualify as "friends" or even "close friends". Just to name a few:

Lord Andrew Mallace

G-Man

Johnny Goldtimbers

NOTE: You should feel very proud to make it this far.

Congratulations, you pass!

The second group I would like to name is called "Meh". This group possesses the users in which I have had fights with before, and haven't quite recovered. Just to name a few:

First $ea Lord Sven Daggersteel

Tama63

Jim Logan? (Heh)

Congratuilations, you made a half!

The third group that I would like to name is called "The Ishamels". This group possesses the users I think are so low, I would compare them to Ishamel in speaking English. (No offense, Ishamel) Just to name a few:

Will Pillagebane (James Swordwrecker)

Now I will start naming people (monsters) that I REALLY dislike/hate.

Barack Obama

Adam Sandler

Healthy Monster

Obie (However you spell it)

Megan Fox

Cameron Diaz

Walmart Greeters

The Captain Obvious

I could go on...

NOTE: Congratulations, you crash and burn and fail in life!

The last group I would like to name is called "Recent Chat Users" This group will soon be demolished, but it possesses the users that were in Chat yesterday that I blew up onto.

Jack Pistol

Parax.

John Breasly

Captaingoldvane2

Jeremiah Garland

NOTE: If this category didn't exist, you'd ALL be in the "Virtual Friends I Will Never Meet" group.

I am truly sorry, friends.

Now, I would like to know which group I would be in at the moment to see how pissed off you are at me. :)

My Apology
Once again, I say I am truly sorry for if I caused any harm or pain to anyone.

Keep livin' the dream!