The Revenge of Capt. Greg

Summary
When Johnny Goldtimbers returns to England on the day of his supposed Funeral in which Capt. Greg, a old enemy who planned his own death and more! Goldtimbers must stop not only Capt. Greg but the Spanish from their next plot against him. Will Johnny have his Revenge? Will Capt. Greg kill his old Enemy?

Main

 * Johnny Goldtimbers
 * Capt. Greg
 * King George II
 * King Philip V
 * Cad Bane
 * Lord Matthew Blastshot
 * John Warsmythe
 * Narriator - says things in

Minor

 * Sleeping Soldier
 * British Guard
 * British Navy Officer
 * British Soldier 1
 * British Soldier 2
 * British Soldier 3
 * Spanish Soldier 1
 * Spanish Soldier 2
 * Spanish Soldier 3
 * King Philip V's YES Man
 * Drunken Guy
 * One - Eyed Spanish Captain
 * Random British
 * Random Spanish
 * Random French guy
 * French Ambassador
 * Sarah Goldtimbers (Mentioned only)
 * British Speaker

Chapter 1: The Funeral
(Within the drawbridge of a Scottish Castle overlooking a graveyard a man dressed from head to toe with black is stopped by a British Soldier. The soldier called out to him. The man replied with only showing him a newspaper with the bold title printed reading "GOLDTIMBERS FOUND DEAD!" The Soldier examed the paper but the cloaked man punched the soldier in the face through the newspaper and dragged his unconsious body into a storage closet inside the Castle. The man sneaks his way past other guards into a room with a coffin. The man slowly opens the coffin to find it empty)

Johnny: Of course it's bloody Empty! I'm not dead.... well yet....

(Suddenly a man with a shovel comes up behind Johnny and wacks him on the head hoping to knock him out)

Johnny: OW!! THAT BLOODY HURT! BAH!

Capt. Greg: I was hoping you would be unconsious......

Capt. Greg: DIE ALREADY!!!!!

(Capt. Greg then rapidly wacks Johnny with the shovel in the head until he falls on the floor unconsious)

Capt. Greg: About time! I can't understand why this old person keeps not dying!

(Capt. Greg then throws Johnny into the coffin and closes the coffin shut just after four Fully decorated British Officers walk past Capt. Greg and pick up the coffin for the Funeral)

(In Graveyard four British Officers carry the heavy black ornate coffin down the aisle of chairs filled with the silent black clothed crowd of friends and family of Goldtimbers in which including King George II who sat near the front near the coffin table silent. The four Officers carefully laid the Coffin on the table just as a Preist gets ready to say the words)

Speaker: We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed in a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump. For the trumpet shall sound and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall all be changed. We therefore commit his body to the deep to be turned into corruption, looking for the resurrection of the body when the Earth shall give up her dead.

(Three Rows of British Soldiers aim their muskets above the Casket and await for orders)

Speaker: Present! Fire! Fire! Fire!

(Starting with the First to the Third Row of Soldiers Fire a Three-Volley Salute while the Coffin is lowered into the six foot deep hole but knocking that turns to banging occurs from the Coffin)

King George II: What in the devil is that?!?

Matthew Blastshot: It's.... comming from..... the coffin......

(As the British Soldiers surround the hole and train their bayonets at the hole in fear Johnny climbs out of the hole and brushes the dirt off his coat)

John Warsmythe: HE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!

(John the Faints and goes into a Comma while everyone stares at the old man as he looks around for someone)

King George II: Aren't you suppose to be like.... dead?

Johnny: Was..... well not really......

(Just suddenly John comes out of his Comma and points to Johnny)

John: DEMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Johnny then spots Capt. Greg's Empty Chair with his name on it)

Johnny: GUARDS SEIZE CAPT. GREG!!!!!!! AT ONCE!!!!!!

King George II: HEY! BELAY THAT!!!!!!

(Johnny and the Guards look at the King for a while)

King George II: OK! GUARDS!!!!! SEIZE HIM!!!!!

King George II: Eh... I'm King!

(The King Smiles while Johnny and the Guards run after Capt. Greg)

Capt. Greg: Why can't you stay dead like a good old person?

(Johnny then draws his sabre and pokes Capt. Greg in the cheek with it)

Johnny: I don't die........ that easy......

(Capt. Greg draws his cutlass and slaps the Sabre away from his cheek)

Capt. Greg: ON GUARD!!!!!!!

(Capt. Greg swoops down swing his cutlass at Johnny's Legs but is met with Johnny's Sabre clanking against Capt. Greg's)

Johnny: Let's see if your as good in fighting as you are in lying....... Greggy

Capt. Greg: BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! DIE OLD MAN!!

(Johnny and Capt. Greg Duel fiercly but neither one suffers any injury due to both deflecting and blocking each other's attacks but suddenly Johnny flips Greg's Cutlass out of his hand and off flying into another Coffin nearby)

Johnny: I grow tired of fighting a weakling........

(Just then The British Soldiers came with the King who took his time getting over to the fight)

King George II: TAKE HIM!!!!!!! ALIVE!!!!!

(The Soldiers cock and aim their Bayonets at Greg who responded cowardly ran and grabbed the King)

Johnny: How... nice... you have captured the King of England.... What ever shall I do?

(Capt. Greg threw the King at Johnny who just threw the King into the Crowd of Soldiers and chased Greg)

Johnny: OPEN FIRE!!!!!! SHOOT HIM!!!!!!

(The Soldiers firing randomly just missing Greg)

Johnny: Now how in the bloody world is that even possible?!?

Capt. Greg: Eh, I'll just wearing a steel plated vest!!!! OLDY!!!!!

(Johnny then shot Greg in the back while Greg screached and continued running)

Johnny: BLAST!!!!

(Capt. Greg ran into the Castle knocking over British Soldiers with a desperate look on his face. Johnny ran with a boat load of Soldiers behind him slowy catching up to Greg. Greg ran up the stairs to the top of the castle and locked the small wooden hatchway to the top. Greg in desperation starting climbing a flag pole with Union Jack flying in the wind attached to the pole. Johnny then shot his way through the door and looked around for Greg then looked up)

Johnny: IT ENDS HERE GREG!!!!! YOU FINALLY RAN OUT OF PLACES TO RUN!!!!!

Capt. Greg: I DON'T THINK SO JOHNNY OLD BOY!!

(Greg then grinned while Johnny looked down at the rocky and jagged cold water and back up towards Greg who was struggling to hang on to the pole)

Johnny: Your bloody mad......

Capt. Greg: Not Mad!!!!! Just surviving your wrath.......

(A lone soldier who poped out of the small hatchway waited for Johnny's Signal to shoot Greg in which their muskets are trained at Greg)

British Soldier: I have the shot, Sir....

Johnny: Take the shot.......

(Just then Greg jumped from the pole ripping Union Jack off the pole and taking it with him on the way down to the rocky seas just as the Soldier fired his musket and shot Greg in the arm by missfire)

Capt. Greg: This is just theee.... BEGINNING.........

(Johnny and the Soldier looked down at the Flag and Greg as they fell into the ocean missing the rocks. Johnny looked down with a angry face. the Soldier then spotted a Galleon that came from behind the Rocks and into the bay)

British Soldier: SHIP AHOY, SIR!!!!

(Johnny then pulled out his spyglass and looked for a flag on the Galleon which was the Spanish Empire's)

Johnny: The Spanish......

(Johnny then looked to the right side of the Castle and pointed at the Castles Cannons)

Johnny: PREPARE TO FIRE THOSE CANNONS!!!! COME ON I WANT MOVEMENT!!!!!!

British Soldier: Yes, Sir!!!!!

(The Soldier along with other soldiers loaded the cannons and fired at the Spanish Ship while Greg was being picked up by the Spanish Galleon)