User blog comment:Lord Andrew Mallace/Gone Until July 4th/@comment-3112181-20140623155919

There are those moments in life when you find yourself without a place to go, nobody to share it with, and a third option that you swear was never yours to begin with.

This is one of those moments.

When I first met Sir Lord Andrew Norrington Carlos Clemente Macmorgan Beckett Mallace XVIV7XII four years ago, he had a much shorter name: Captain Andrew. Today, however, he takes from the communists any chance he gets to poke "fun" at barack's new gun legislation. When he's not busy revealing the controversy, he can be found in his unnaturally natural habitat (that being the Mallace Pallace erect bar/extended kitchen area).

although I am sad that he is leaving the wiki forever, I look forward to basking in the glory of his return in a couple of weeks. Never forgotten he shall be.

To David, your freedom was rightfully earned. To Peter, Morocco, though I was never part of it, sounds beautiful except for the food, it sounds disgusting. To ned, indeed, canada is the worst of places but the most beautiful and greatest of landscapes. To Boogie, you'll always be missed RIP. To Par, all I can say is :c :) :3 c: /cry ;( :£ see you on scb

And finally, to Cthulhu...

''I am sorry my dark lord. Never shall I abandon you again. Turns out a pig and as many coconuts as you can carry isn't a great promise, as this hearty sum does not sell for many garls (or Davidoos for that matter). I have decided to abandon the mud god and return faithlessly to your faithful faith.''

MALLACE IS GOING TO EDINBURGH WHILE I AM (NEAR) THERE. OMG BNO BNO.

I shall not let you down. Though Andaba has already fallen to my communist regime (as have the Templars, and the ghost of Morocco, and Stpehen's shady shroom shack, and Wafflez University, and the wiki) I will devout myself to follow in the marvellous footsteps you made with your gigantic feet.

Safe travels, safe flights, and do enjoy the UK. Ignore the smells. It's.... bad, at times. Love you <3333<3>