User blog:G-man./Changes to the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

So,  I've decided to make some changes to the Commonwealth Mpre to come
 * New name: The Fascist State of Ferguson
 * Warsaw to be burned down, new capital to be built in the Tibetan mountains
 * The Ottoman Empire declared an enemy of the state for refusing to burn down Athens
 * France, Spain, Sweden, and Sardinia declared enemies of the state for supporting Stainislaw
 * We kindly ask Russia to change the name of St. Petersburg to Fergusonberg
 * Any foreigners found in China will be shot. Survivors will be shot again
 * We ask the Hapsburgs to change their name to Ferguslaves
 * We ask the Bourbons to go screw themselves
 * We declare that the House of Hannover is weird
 * The head of state will now be referred to as Tsar
 * Bourbons caught in our territory will be held  in Malta
 * Tuscany, Naples, and Sicily will become the Italian Nipple

- Tsar Ferguson I