User blog:The Celestrian Hero21/two things

alright y'all first i want to say this, at my school, in band we have something called a cluster concert, it's where my middle school and our sister school aka the high school champlain park high, get together our bands and all meet in the high school gym, and all the bands play various songs, and we are videotaped and broadcasted and tv based on the theme, this year, our theme is the big screen in other words, movies. so our songs this year for the theme are

1. the muppet show theme (they made a movie about 'em recently)

and get ready for this...

2. the pirates of the caribbean theme! - for the release of on stranger tides

ok thing number 2 im looking for communist russia puns, like this one

in america you break the law, but in communist russia, the law breaks you

plz post russian puns in comments! and thanks for readin!