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Chris Swordbones

Hermit's Wise Words of Wisdom

 * 1) Thou shalt noth insulteth Hermit or thou shalt be beaten with a stick.
 * 2) Thou shalt giveth Hermit the gold.
 * 3) Thou shalt taketh Hermit's advice.
 * 4) Thou shalt noth toucheth the Banhammer.
 * 5) Thou shalt noth toucheth Hermit's coin.
 * 6) Evil gets its reward.
 * 7) Thou shalt noth STEALETH THE LINES OF CHERIE xD
 * 8) Thou shalt noth nometh without permission.
 * 9) Thou shalt noth immpersonateth Hermit or thou shalt be beaten with a stick.

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Noobs
What do you think of noobs? There are so many I can think of... Examples
 * 1) "Emily" level 50, in the guild Movers and Shakers. Pathetic childish behavior, throwing temper tantrums because she couldn't control us, and acting like an utter child... I was with some guild members in the Mines a half hour ago. We came across her other pirate, and she demanded that we leave, as well as accusing us of Rep stealing (O_o)when all we were doing is hunting cursed blades. We refused, and she angrily left. She came back as Emily, and then started stalking us through the Mines, killing the ghosts we were attacking before we could attack them, simply to annoy us. She wasn't in for the Rep or loot, she just wanted to irritate us. When I got a feeling she was that person, she admitted it, and started blaming us and adopted a "poor me" behavior. She repeatedly insulted us, treated us like little kids, and claimed to be a mature adult with kids. Heh, if she's any older than 4, I'll just die laughing. She's either 4 years old or one sad adult. We did take screenshots, but the ones I got weren't that good. If you were there, you would just laugh. We label this movie "The Keyboard Warrior". She acted like she controlled the Mines, and that we needed permission to enter xD... she acts like a child in Pre-K being asked to share the crayons.

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 * Two awesome characters! Two cursed pirates duke it out! Sword vs. Scythe! Who will win?! YOU DECIDE


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Votes for Chris Swordbones



 * 1) Go Hermit!-- Shade  17:19, March 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * 2) Go! ~
 * Com,n ~



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