Talk:The Noob Academy and Learning Center/@comment-5000017-20110712021641

I may join, if I'm not occupied with my guild or other such things, I've seen some of the weirdest noobs there are. Example: a noob once whispered to me, who was lv 1, and I quote, "I did some research and discovered that you can privateer. Do I need to obtain a Letter of Marque to do said activities, or is it automatically allowed? Please respond, as I have need of assistance and look forward to taking part in the aforementioned activities. I apologize if this may be rather long, but I gave desperate need of your assistance. I would like to privateer for either U.S, Denmark, the Netherlands, or maybe even Spain. I love Spain. Did you know that at this time the Hapsburg family was the major power there? I also need to know if you need to gain the currency used in this Disney Online MMORPG, or ' Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game ', in order to obtain your first new vessel? If so, what can I do to earn gold? May I shine your boots? Or maybe repair your ship or build you a new ship or sharpen your saber's blade? Or would it be ok if I were to gain passage to Spain and join your crew so that I can successfully attack and plunder a ship of Spain's enemies? Maybe and English brig or two? This would greatly help me achieve my goal of getting a letter of Marque and becoming a lawful privateer for Spain! Boy, wouldn't that be something! The feared John MacDavis (noob's name), going around, my home port being Santiago where I could harass the slimy French at the ports of Petit-Goave, and, along with a promotion, I get a new shiny sword with a tempered steel blade and a gold-encrusted hilt! Oh, and it's bejeweled! But then, I would buy a massive Flag Galleon and devastate coastal towns such as Port Royal! And I would be the most legendary person to ever play the game! So, what is the answer to my aforementioned questions?" Just when I was about to pass out, I ignored him, and I'm sure it didn't end after I did! []_[] Weirdest noob I've ever seen! Should go in the record book if you ask me! I can't believe I remembered that whole thing, but really, how the heck could I forget it?! - passes out -