User blog:TinyLittleWheatley/Urblog

Pretty simple. In essence, this is a blog for blogging/chatting about random things to keep activity up. Regular rules apply.

I'll start out the blog with some grotesque songwriting. Tell me what you think of it.

The Bagel from Hell

A song of the Folk and Burning

 late night my shoes are worn, in a diner its 2 in the morn

and i wonder what will i do tonight

cup of coffee and a cigarette more, clock above me reads 2:04

and the nightowls all got a story to tell

the girl with the short hairs parents wont speak to her no more

they call her an unholy dyke and they call her a whore (oh well)

order a bagel, butter and all, think to myself as i stare at the wall

killin time, counting the change in my hand..

dark man, sits on my right, shades keeping his eyes out of light

drinks his coffee just as black as his skin..

the man with the pack and the black hat sits in the back

his white eyes glow (like a fire burns bright in the act)

"WHOOOW"  and the fat man comes in with little hair

his wife is unfaithful but he doesn't care as long as he can hold her tight at night

"YEAH" and the waitress julie is a poet now, she writes her stories on a paper towel

to publish them someday she says she might.

and the man in the back with the black hat stands and he grins

the first word he says all night is 'let the show begin'

(at this point I got in the mood for some extremely vivid and grotesque gore. Warning: not PG)

Julie wants to have some fun

so she takes a butter knife and cutsher fingers off one by one

to find a problem when she tries to start on the next hand

yea, and the fat man strips down the whore she cries to herself and

defocates on the floor, i don't think i want the second half of my bagel no more..

the fat man started to say how he wants to kill his wife,

as the dyke cuts off his tongue with a jagged knife.

and the two are making passionate love

and the dark blind man thinks hes seen enough,

so he takes julies pen from her right hand

and he stabs his eyes as according to plan,

cause the man in the back simple laughs and he smiles

and the blood spills out on linoleum tile

and the fat man starts to eat the flesh of the whore

yea the moods a little different than a minute before

HARMONICA SOLO

I reach down for the last cigarette in the pack, walk over and sit with the man in the back i ask him why, he tips his hat and he smiles.