The Pirates That Don't Do Anything - Music Video: Script

Actors

 * Larry - Reserved
 * Pa Grape - Reserved
 * Mr. Lunt - Reserved
 * Background characters(4): open

Setting
On the Iron Rebel, During the day.

Guide To Film
In this film, we will have 3 pirates, that will "Sing" the song. They will type in their lyrics, we will take screenshots of them saying their lyrics, and then compile them to flow in a movie. When Pa Grape chases Mr. Lunt, we will have someone record that, and Pa Grape, will use the phantom glitch to run out on the ramming point on the War Frigate.

Script
Narrator: "Joining Larry, are Pa Grape and Mr. Lunt, who together make up The infamous gang of scalliwags, the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"


 * All: "We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!"

Stay home and lie around."
 * All: "We just


 * All: "And if you ask us to do anything,"

Tell you ..."
 * All: "we'll just

Larry: "We don't do anything!"

Pa: "Well, I've never been Greenland


 * Pa: and I've never been to Denver,

I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul,
 * Pa: and

To Moscow
 * Pa:and I've never been


 * Pa:and I've never been to Tampa,

The fall."
 * Pa: and I've never been to Boston in

All: "cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! 

And lie around.
 * All: We just stay home


 * All: And if you ask us to do anything,

.."
 * All: we'll just tell you

Mr. Lunt: "We don't do anything.


 * Mr. Lunt: And I never hoist the mainstay

Never swab the poop deck,
 * Lunt: and I

Sail at all,
 * Lunt: and I never veer to starboard cause I never


 * Lunt: and I've never walked the gang plank

Parrot,
 * Lunt: and I've never owned a


 * Lunt: and I've never been to Boston in the fall."

All: "cause we're the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything! 

And lie around.
 * All: We just stay at home


 * All: And if you ask us to do anything,

.. We don't do anything!"
 * All: we'll just tell you

Larry: "Well, I've never plucked a rooster

Ping-pong,
 * Larry: and I'm not too good at


 * Larry: and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,

And I've never kissed a chipmunk
 * Larry:


 * Larry: and I've never gotten head lice,

I've never been to Boston in the fall!"
 * Larry: and

Pa: "Huh?


 * Pa: What are you talking about?

Potatoes have to do with being a pirate??"
 * Pa: What's a rooster and mashed

Mr. Lunt: "Hey, that's right!

Things!"
 * Mr. Lunt: We're supposed to sing about pirate-y

Larry: "Oh ..."

Pa: "And who ever kissed a chipmunk?

Bring it up?
 * Pa: That's just nonsense! Why even


 * Pa: Am I right?


 * Pa: What do you think?"

Mr. Lunt: "I think you look like Cap'n Crunch!"

Pa: "Huh?


 * Pa: No I don't!"

Mr. Lunt: "Do too."

Pa: "Do not!"

Mr. Lunt: "You're making me hungry."

Pa: "That's it, you're walkin' the plank!"

Mr. Lunt: "Says who?"

Pa: "Says the captain, that's who!"

Mr. Lunt: "Oh, yeah? Aye aye, Cap'n Crunch!"

- Pa chases Lunt with his sword onto the ramming part of the Iron Rebel -

Larry: "And I've never licked a spark plug

Stink bug,
 * Larry: and I've never sniffed a


 * Larry: and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,

I've never bathed in yogurt
 * Larry: and


 * Larry: and I don't look good in leggings ..."

- Mr. Lunt jumps over Pa and goes back to his seet -

Pa: "You just don't get it!"

All: "And we've never been to Boston in the fall!"