User blog:Lord Andrew Mallace/BNO Therapy Sessions For The Weak Minded



Doo doo doo doo! Attention all of you annoying, pathetic, pitiful and moaning people complaining about the end of POTCO and how yo life is ruined!

YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP. LUCKILY FOR YOU, WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED.

For only $77.89 a month (Plus shipping, handling, Boogie's fee *, and gas price fo the slab) YOU CAN BE CURED OF YOU PATHETIC BRAIN PROBLEMS.

What we Offer
PyschoTherapy- Let Boogie take you on a msytical, juicy, sweaty journey though time. Learn about the dinosaurs, the Breasly's, The Reyes', and the rest. You will be cured in no time. (side affects may or nay not inc

lude inflammation of the genital muscles.)

Electric Shock Therapy- What goes better together than chips and Salsa? The BNO and Voltage! Allow us to electrocute your body to the point of near death, but not death :). Side affects may include a slimy feel on the upperlip.

Anything Else - If you pay the extra $500/month to become a premium member, we will give you one hour of our undivided attention! ADHD not required.

Our Professionals
Doctor Professor Merry Myah- Known to some as Jeremiah Garland, his true passion isn't greasing up at the crib every Saturday- it's curing insignifgant beings of their pitiful minds and helping them move forward.

Boogie- God bless your soul if you are unfortunate enough to get assigned to him.

Lord Polka-Dot- Mallace runs the electric shock therapy. MMmmmmmmm.

Juan Phillipe- We picked him up at the border. Said he was a pyschologist and we just kind of went with it. Gives out taco's.

Payment
THANKFULLY you can charge this all to your BNO Debit card for a discounted rate of 0.56 percent every decade.

If you do not have the BNO Debit card (which can be obtained here) we charge an extra fee of 46.5% per hour.

Sign up Today!
We're ready to help you move past an online game! We're here to help.

Sincerely yours,

The BNO Team.