User blog:Lord Andrew Mallace/Declaration of Trade Sanctions Against France (RESOLVED)





THE CONGRESS OF THE UNITED STATES
In Accordance with President George Washington, does hereby declare, on this the 8th of November of 1776:

That France, having

-Killed American children

-Infiltrated our intelligence networks with spies

-Violated the Anti-Communist Act of 1776

-Attempted to attack American soil in Manhattan

-Attempted to burn the White House

-Aided the enemy

Will hereby be banned from US trade routes in both the Atantic and Pacific, in the name of preserving freedom, and planting the seed of democracy. if reparations and apologies are not received, hositilies will increase, and war may be upon us.

E PLURIBUS UNUM, 

,President of the United States of America