User blog comment:Captain Ned Edgewalker/Quote of the Week/@comment-11343076-20151102134539/@comment-25164591-20151103004857

If only you could taste the sweet nectar of disdain that presently runs through my vile mouth, its pleasantly sordid texture systematically destroying my organs from the inside out.

If only.

You see, Gavin, you are the kind of person that makes someone who, for example, is working dilligently on his or her novel, abrupty pause their production, not too revel in their own majesty, but in attempt to internally kill themselves. Perhaps, say, your words, so toxic in their substance, and so poisonous in their intent, have left this creator with little choice but to try to exterminate them; to erase them from their memory so that they may no longer taint their thoughts.

In short, Gavin, I find your quote submission mediocre.