A Very Important Message

Attention, People of the Carribean. I need your help, Yes, YOUR help in finding something very important to me. Very VERY Important to me. Now I bet your wondering, -in hight falsetto voice- "Oh Jim, what in the world could you have POSSIBLY lost that is, like, SO important." Well, I'll tell you.

My pants.

Yes, yes I lost my pants. And there is a very good story behind it too. But Im not going to talk about it right now. I need to find my pants first. If you really want to know HOW I lost my pants, you can ask later. Not now. I SAID NOT NOW JOHN EH! Anyway, If you have any idea where my pants are, please just post a comment about where they are. And, no Edgar, they are NOT in my sea chest. Crazy loon...

Anyway, just tell me where they are, and who stole them. You may even get a reward...

My eternal gratitude.

And everyone else's.