User blog:Captain Ned Edgewalker/G-mod Writing Contest

So, as I announced at like 4:00 AM (seen here), I am hosting a writing contest in which two versions of G-mod will be awarded to someone here, and awarded to someone on the Pirates Forums. The contest ends on May 20th.

Rules

 * 1) The story must be based off of a game.
 * 2) You can submit the story both here & on the Pirates Forums, although I will be heavily biased to award a copy of the game to someone from both sites.
 * 3) The story must have at least 3 chapters with at least 1 paragraph in every chapter. Going over this limit is encouraged, and will give you a better chance.
 * 4) (if posted on the wiki) The page must feature a note stating "this story is an entrant in Captain Ned Edgewalker's G-mod contest".

Entrants

 * Nults McKagan - Lives of the Dead