User blog comment:Captaingoldvane2/New Contests on the horizon?/@comment-4266719-20120509054523

I met this guy once, at a same-gender bar. He loves chocolate, or at least whatever looks like it, he'll take it. He is wearing an open T-shirt because he is in support of American being a free-trade country, in which he can trade naughty things on the black market. His very dark tan comes from a personal tanning machine he recieved from our apartment is Tangent, Uzbekistan.. He's very close friends with the new Dictator of the Republic of Wadiya. Oh, and his name is Dirty Jerry "Smells-like-Garlic" Garlandia. He lives in wonderland with his pet donkey, Rainbow Sunshine.