User:John Breasly

About me
I'm a level 38 (halfway to 39) and Co-GM of my guild, Viceroyalty Co. I started off poort, but now I'm rich in my vessels, my gold, and my attire.

My favorite pages

 * Viceroyalty Co.
 * John Breasly
 * Cavern of Vang
 * Sword of the Golden Dragon
 * International Trading Bank

My Pirates

 * John Breasly
 * Nicholas De Salisbury
 * Create a Pirate
 * Create a Pirate

Favorite Sayings

 * Do not pray for easy lives, but pray to be - stronger men!
 * Here's Johnny!
 * Why did the chicken cross the road? To get from the left to the right!  Stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank, ain't no chicken no more!
 * The last enemy to be defeated is Death.
 * That's the fact, Jack!
 * The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
 * For crown and country!
 * Remember your enemies, but never forget their names!

Favorite Chuck Norris Sayings

 * There is nothing to fear but Fear itself. Fear is afraid of Chuck Norris.
 * Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
 * Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built himself!
 * How much wood could a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood Chuck could Chuck Norris?
 * If you Google Chuck Norris spelled "Noris", it simply says: Run while you still can!
 * Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass, he dares it to grow.
 * It took Harry Potter 8 movies and 7 books to find and kill Voldemort. Chuck Norris figured it out in the prologue.
 * There's no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, just another fist.
 * Chuck Norris has the heart of a selfless pacifist; he keeps it in a jar on his desk.
 * Chuck Norris can kick you in the back of the face.
 * Chuck Norris can punch you in the soul.
 * Ghosts are people Chuck Norris killed so fast that Death can't process them.
 * Chuck Norris died ten years ago; the Grim Reaper still doesn't have enough courage to tell him.
 * Chuck Norris once had a heart attack. His heart loss.
 * Chuck Norris once had to survive in the woods. Or did the woods have to survive Chuck Norris?