User blog comment:WaglingtonŒ/The TLOPOnion/@comment-3432656-20170101035440


 * Step 1. Apply undead invasion to island.


 * Step 2. Turn the blind eye to the invasion.


 * Step 3. Gasp from afar when the town is destroyed.


 * Step 4. Tax and rebuild.


 * Step 5. Rinse and repeat.