User blog comment:Sharple/The Hunger Games Game/@comment-4266719-20120511075302

oh for shiz.
 * 1) The Person you Volunteer for: 
 * 2) The Person who hosts the hunger games: Jackie Pistola, the feminist phenomenon.
 * 3) Your District Counterpart:My husband, Jeremiah Garland
 * 4) Your Mentor: Parax, the guardeth of the bridgeth of Death
 * 5) The Sylist who gives you a name:
 * 6) The first person you kill: Most likely Tama, if not then step, then goldvane, etc.
 * 7) Your Last opponent: SUICIDE! I KILL MYSELF WITH DA MAGIC BERRIES