User blog:Aplentia/Talk time with Tia! Part 1

Aplentia: CAN SOMEBODY FIX THE FREAKING SCREEN MY NAME IS TIA!!! Oh… were live…. Well this is awkward…

-     Theme song –



Tia: Welcome back to Talk time with Tia! This is our very first airing so-

David: Hey Tia, can I be your guest star?

Tia: Sorry, I already booked Charlie Sheen to guest star!

Roger: I cant be Charlie Sheen, ‘BA WINNING!”

-The wicked witch of the west comes out-

Roger: Oh my gosh not this again…

Wicked Witch: ROGER! XD

Roger: O_O Stop stalking me you psycho witch!

-     Roger pours coffee on witch-

Wicked witch: is this decaf?

Roger: no

Wicked Witch: oh… THEN IM MELTING!!!

- wicked witch melts into goo -

Tia: Anyway, our first guest today is…

<p style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list .5in">-     tinker bell flies out-

Tinker: If you only belive in faith, trust, and-

<p style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list .5in">-     Cherie uses wok to kill tinker bell-

David: O_o

Cherie: If I see another Disney character I’m gonna-

- Cuts to commercial-

Roger: Welcome back, our first guest today is… Dora the Explorer!

- Dora comes out in straught jacket and doctor-

Roger: Dora what happened?

Doctor: She has a diease called ‘wheres-the-moutain-idus’

Dora: I DON’T HAVE A FREAKING DISEASE LADY! CALL MY LAWYER!

<p style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list .5in">-     Bob the builder comes out –

Tia: Bob the builder is your lawyer?

Dora: NO! hes my ex-huspand… that scoundrel got custody over boots, left me with zit!

Backpack: Hey dora! I’m still the backpack, the backpack, the backpack!

Dora: Shut up you-

<p style="margin-left:.25in">-Doctor covers Dora’s mouth and leads her away-

Roger: So much for that guest star…

Tia: Please welcome out nest guest star…

<p style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list .5in">-     Tia franticlly looks for a guest star-

Cherie: MR. BROOM!

Tia: Mr. broom?

Roger: Yeah he’s the hottest celebrity now, bigger than brad spit and George blooney

Cherie: So… Mr. Broom, what’s its like being a famous actor!

<p style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list .5in">-     Silence –

Tia; Cherie! Cant you see hes heart broken after his big time breakup with Rihanna

Roger: You dated Rihanna?

<p style="margin-left:.5in;text-indent:-.25in;mso-list:l0 level1 lfo1; tab-stops:list .5in">-     Mr. broom falls over-

Cherie: Aww… he’s devastated after she cheated on him with a Swiffer!

- crowd goes aww-

Roger: Anyway, We kinda ran out of time… so that concludes our first segment of ‘ talk time with roger’

Aplentia: Its talk time with Tia…. AND WILL SOMEBODY FIX THE SCREEN! YOU-

- TV cuts off and says ‘ this program is deemed bad for your health’ -