User blog comment:Johnny Goldtimbers/A new Address concerning recent events./@comment-3112181-20120603015341

Johnny, try seeing things from my perspective for a bloody change. You jump to conclusions so quickly, and you hold the biggest grudge on me and I don't even understand why. You're trying to turn everybody here against me, and make me seem like a devil figure, when you don't even give me the chance to let me explain my intentions, and what went down. You don't have a very good account of what happened, in this so-called "Garlandic Incident", because you're a third-party member who received your side of the story from Sven. And you are willing to go ahead and accept what Sven says because you hate me, and that is so obvious here.

Here's what really happened: I wanted to help England. I wanted to get back involved in English roleplay, because I had been in it for a long time, decided to take a break due to drama, and now wanted to return. I apologize if that is such a crime. I never had any intentions to overthrow John and get control of England. Besides, why would I ever want to do that? I already control Russia, the largest nation in the world (lol). And to add on to that, Sven came to me and said he wanted to start a new guild with me, one that would be (and I quote him) "just like the Co. Empire". He had ambitions that the guild would be the best roleplaying guild ever, would prosper and grow over the summer, and would be truly legendary. I didn't think that could happen, and I initially declined. However, he kept on telling me about all the fame and success we would have, and he eventually cajoled me to do it. I told him at first that he should be the guildmaster, but he said he didn't want to; he only wanted to be an officer. So I was the guildmaster. So, a little review thus far, I never wanted this guild to happen. It was his idea. Anyways, our guild grows, he's talking to me the night of our peak of success, and he says to me, "This is working, Garland, this guild is becoming a legend already. We must continue to help it grow", and some other cheesy stuff like that. So, I'm feeling pretty good about this guild. Next day I get on, Sven is gone, and he's booted five people (according to eyewitnesses in the guild). He also convinces other people to leave, and after that, things begin to fall apart.

Now, what I'm trying to say as, I have absolutely no bloody idea why you are blaming me for everything. After I tried to help your country, organize things a little bit, and create a reasonable guild that doesn't have a bloody idiotic name like "British Eitc Military". That name doesn't even make sense. For the last time, "EITC" was a trading company, not a bloody military. That is beside the point. Point is, you're only blaming me because you're buddy-buddy with Sven, and you need a scapegoat. And if Sven is such a "hero to the crown", why is he in Casa di Royale? Can you please explain that? Face it, Johnny, you hate me, so you are blaming everything on me based off of what Sven told you, and you're trying to make everybody on this wiki turn on me. I could reasonably bet that many people on here will listen to you, and turn on me. You know why that is? They like you. You know why they like you? You're funny. You're a character. You have adapted for yourself a ridiculous, truly dreadful and stereotypical elderly persona that grew old months ago (yet some people here still find it amusing, which I find to be completely unfathomable).

If you're still reading this, I'm impressed. But I must say this is injust, ridiculous, and just plain stupid. Can you learn English, too, please? You capitalize random words in the middle of a sentence, and it's rather distracting and unprofessional-like. But now I'm just getting ugly and critical. Another thing I'd like to point out: if Sven is the great man he is, why did he delete his wiki account?

A final message in my own defence to everybody else who decided to read this comment. I have done nothing wrong. All I did was try to help the nation I was born in (in-game and in real life) get a boost of good fortune during their dire times. If you have read Johnny's blog, he has painted an ugly picture of me. I am not the enemy. I started a guild, saw it grow, and was for once in my POTCO life, actually happy and satisfied with my own guild. I felt strong, and like I had achieved something in-game. Then, for a reason I still do not know, it was gone, at the hands of Sven. Yet, because Sven and Johnny are good friends in-game, and Skype constantly, Johnny here, the "wise prime minister", who, mind you, already holds a serious grudge on me, has decided to act in favour of, and idolize Sven for what he has done. Does that sound right?

Johnny, I'm not an idiot. I have an IQ of 157, as opposed to the human average of 90. I see what you are trying to do here, and I know that the other people on this wiki aren't idiots either. If you really think you can turn this whole wiki against me with your disgusting propaganda, then, may God help you.