Tsar Gabriel Vagin I of Russo-China?

Not anymore! Our little dirty birdie has abdicating the throne(s)! He has split the nation into two (unrealistic). He has handed Russia over to a man only known as Captain Naughty and China over our very own Buk Lau ("Sushi Mushi Babooshi" as said by his nephew, the Sun King).He shall live on in our hearts forever as Tsar Dirty Birdie I. We shall never forget of this legend.