User blog:Jack Goldwrecker./The Handford Scandal



Dear Princess Lucky Handford of the Russian family of Romanov and Volkov,

It has been brought to my attention, and all of Russia's finest men of God, that you have set out a plan to marry a Spaniard by the name of Lord Maxamillion Philip Beckett. As crowned princess of our Mothercountry, our Dearest Russia, it has been deemed a conspiracy, unlawful, and a threat to our dearest Russia. You may either cease these plans of marrying in holy matrimony this dreadful Spaniard under the rule of Pearson Wright, or you will with no doubt be uncrowned and ridden of the title you so willingly do not deserve, Princess of our Dearest Russia. With God as my witness, you have committed treason and betrayal to our most Dearest Russia, and will no doubt suffer thy consequences deserved to be suffered. No man, woman, or child will marry a Spaniard or enemy without approval first from the high leaders of that county. Given your father, Mikhail Volkov, being the Tsar along with Vladimir Romanov, his resistance to this will be his downfall.

Signed, the Prince of our Dearest Russia, Prince Ivan Gershvin Domashev Romanov VIII