Talk:The Death and Funeral of Johnny Goldtimbers/@comment-67.180.106.202-20120502230806/@comment-5169038-20120502231520

Hai. You may notice I say hi like hai. Yes, but if you also are a worthy American, you will find it in your heart to donate to all the poor young people out there with diabetus and cancer. You may have noticed I say diabetes like diabetus. Yes, that's because, like all the other ten out of nine Americans, I have cancer, and I woke up one day and beat my wife. Then, I realized my wife had been dead for ten years. Who did I hit?? Anyway, I hope you can find it in your heart to take time out of your worthless day and kill a poor innocent dog.