User blog comment:CaptainShadow11/I Can Confirm.. We Will Never See The Old Body Types, Ever/@comment-4911394-20120117225427

Disney is trolling on us and won't admit it, they KNOW we hate these knew bodies. They're all fat and look like they don't even deserve to be called a "Pirate." They are constantly trying to impress only themselves and make the kids cry. I still hold a grudge for Disney putting sublinal messages in almost everything they make.