User blog:Jeremiah Garland/Response to the Jura Terrorist Attacks

Dear Comrades,

''It brings us great sadness when we heard about the recent attacks in Geneva, Switzerland. The three men who lost their lives will be greatly missed, and the five men recovering from injuries certainly have our condolences.''

HOWEVER.

''The real heartbreak in this unforgetable attack was the burning down of the Strawberry Shop, and the massive cargo of the delicious red fruits inside. Upon hearing about this grieving chapter of the attack, my mind was shattered with sadness and I could not holdback the tears that streamed my face. The poor owner of the strawberry shop, who has a family he must care for, must be going through a living hell right now. I'd like to donate ¥200,000,000. And yes, that "¥" is the Japanese yen.''

''WE MUST BRING THE STRAWBERRY TERRORISTS TO JUSTICE. ENABLING THE PATRIOT ACT NOW.''

Never forget.