User blog:Lord Andrew Mallace/Mallandia

Beginning
Angered by the oppression and poverty in Bobland and its sub-districts, a young rice farmer named Pablo approached a wealthy Politican, Andrew Mallace. Mallace was currently on a tour of Iraq, learning about the unique culture and how to create the proper pipe bomb to use against the Infidels of the West. Pablo told Mallace about the new uprising of totaltarian leadership in the newly founded Bobland, and he was immediately angered. He called upon his friends and brother to decsend upon these infields and to secure the ceremonial burning of the thief (a local festivity.)

Taking Action
Mallace called upon his friends at the Uzbeki Government, pleading for a force to create a counter-action to this newly founded Bobland. The line was on hold and he coudln't get in touch. So instead, he gathered the local tribesman and took their clothes, forming a pile of clothes. This was a key part in the founding of the nation. MInutes later, the clothes were returned to their owners, after being splattered with paint (abstract art) and racial slangs such as "Garlandh bugger."

On a side note, it was later discovered that the reason for the delay of the uzbeki landline was due to Prince Boogie snapping the line in the fountain. Officials could not confirm/deny that he was on a dirty sex-phone call.

Formation
TBC