User blog comment:Captain Ned Edgewalker/2014 User Awards/@comment-3112181-20141217035459

Before reading this, I advise you have a parent with you because this is extremely spooky.

Is 2014 User Awards part of the Illuminati?

2014 User Awards was started by Ned Edgewalker... Ned is short for Edward... There have been 8 kings of England named Edward... 8 comes just after 7... 8 + 7 = 15... 15 is too digits long... 15 - 2 = 13... There are 13 letters in the word "Massachusetts"... Massachusetts is where Kennedy was born... Kennedy. Kennedy was shot in Dallas. If you remove an "L" in Dallas and spell it backwards, you get salad... Salads sometime have croutons in them... Croutons. Croutons tend to be crunchy... You know what else is crunchy? That's right... Copper. Copper is a metal on the periodic table... It comes just after nickel... A nickel is also the name of a US coin... The US nickel has Thomas Jefferson on it... Jefferson. Thomas Jefferson has 15 letters in it... He was also the third president... 15/3 = 5... You know what shape has five sides? A pentagon... The Pentagon... 9/11... Airplanes... Airplanes have wheels... "Wheels" rhymes with "seals"... Seals do not have legs... Adolf Hitler had two legs... Hitler... Hitler died in April of 1945... 1 + 9 + 4 + 5 = 19... 19 is a prime number. You know what else is a prime number? That's right: 3. The Illuminati has 3 sides. 3 is the 3rd number. 3/3 = 1. The Illuminati has 1 eye.

2014 User Awards = Illuminati confirmed