User blog:JeffreyBlasthawk/Davy Badbones is the king of Portugal

I have to clear things up. I was the former king of portugal, BUT, I LEFT THE KINGDOM, AND MADE DAVY BADBONES THE NEW KING! NO ONE ELSE IS KING EXCEPT HIM. PORTUGAL IS ALLIES WITH SPAIN, AND ME AND DAVY BADBONES ARE IN THE PARADOX, SO THEREFORE, ONLY HE IS KING. NO ONE ELSE IS KING.

Ps: Sorry about the caps, i just noticed it, and i dont feel like going back and re-editing it.