Last Will and Testament of Bartholomew Jäger Swordfury

I wish to be buried with...
My Hessian dress uniform

My Dwarven battle axe

An Eitc flag

My 'German Style' flat top hat

A fine bottle of brandy

To Johnny Goldtimbers
My Sword (To be placed on his wall)

My White Bengal Tiger

My Money to distribute as he chooses

My fine collection of spirits

My Earl Grey tea

To Marc Ironskull
My Musket (To be used for sport or war)

My Daggers

My Morgul blade (To be used well)

My Blood-Red battle sash (To be worn in battle)

To John Breasly
My Collection of rare books

My Collection of muskets (not to be used too much)

My Gem sash (Dont wear it, its cursed if you dont use it in battle)