Talk:The Goldtimbers Manor/@comment-4713152-20111101020753/@comment-4713152-20111101042046

Alright, then I'll send you a complimentary wooden toy boat for your bath tub! (toy wooden cannons not included) (it is free, but not shipping and handling!) (Do not let it be around infants, as there are possible choking hazards) (And remember, it is just a toy, on a microscopic scale, so it will not maintain your weight when afloat)