User blog:Nults McKagan/Another Important PSA Concerning Pirate Roleplay

Remember this blog? Well, its contents are no longer applicable to the TLOPO roleplay scene; it's garbage.

The Rumors
These past few weeks around chat you may have heard rumors about the existence of a 9th Brethren Court, whose existence is unconfirmed and is not currently being planned at all. Well, I'm here to say that the existence of the 9th Brethren Court IS confirmed, and that it's being planned right now!

We've been formulating a new pirate code, and we just recently held a Pirate King vote (which I won). Due to the new rules we made, the King appoints a Pirate Prince and a Keeper of the Code now. I've made my appointments and gotten everything ready for the Court's existence, and now you all know that the 9th Brethren Court's existence is confirmed and that it's being planned right now (as mentioned above).

Our Goal
I'd go on another spiel, but I think the other blog speaks for itself: anybody who flies the flag of an imperialist nation is getting their booty robbed. After that, they're getting their treasures taken. ☠ We don't play games when we play games ☠

Current Pirate Lords
I've assembled perhaps the finest crew of pirates ever to sail the Seven Seas for this Brethren Court:
 * Pirate King Richard Cannonwalker, Lord of the Caribbean Sea
 * Pirate Prince Ned Edgewalker, Lord of the South China Sea
 * Keeper of the Code Finn Hamm, Lord of the Adriatic Sea
 * Zoomer, Lord of the Red Sea
 * Jason Yelloweagle, Lord of the Black Sea
 * Johnny Sea Slasher, Lord of the Caspian Sea

Oh, and By the Way...
This isn't an April Fool's prank. Go away.