Talk:The Fall of the Lord Marshal/@comment-3432656-20120129053620/@comment-5169038-20120129203948

- reads this list of comments in a place far far away from where samuel is - - gets done reading it - - sigh - - notices how tall samuel is and realizes he is 2 feet higher then me - - gets in car - goes to airport - - buys tickets - - prepares to get on flight - - walks in plane - sits down - - looks at watch and looks back - - 8 hours later plane arrives at samuel's hometown - - walks off plane - - gets into limo waiting for him with guy holding up sign that says "JACK" on it - - limo drives him to tool shop - gets ladder and baseball bat - - hails taxi - - gets in taxi - - taxi drives him to samuel's mansion - - walks out of taxi with ladder and baseball bat - - rings mansion doorbell - - gets on ladder and and practices swinging the baseball bat while waiting for samuel - - very tall and stern looking samuel comes out - - swings baseball bat at samuel and knocks him unconscious in the head - - samuel falls on hard ground - - jacks gets off ladder and says - "SHUT UP ALREADY" - walks away and repeats process backwards minus the buying and hitting of baseball bat and samuel to get home - - reaches home - - goes back to computer - - says to self - "ahhhhhhhhh...."