The Garland Family Vacation!

Out of the blue
One simple day when, Garland, was sleeping at home, and, Sven was bored to death doing his school work, Garland, told him too do some school-work at home since he had lost much education in the EITC. Meanwhile, Stormwalker, did the same thing except with a mug of rum on her left hand! When, Sven had thought of a idea, he burst into his, fathers room and yelled, " WE ARE GOING TOO ITALY!!!!!". Garland screamed and yelled, " I was having a good bloody dream!" Then after a moment of silence garland lift his eyebow and said, go pack my bags!!! When Sven was leaving the room his, father screamed HEY, go tell your sister we are going to italia!

The Journey
The bags were ready, and Sven had prepared his ship for italy, as, garland and his daughter came aboard, Sven took the helm. It took 6 days too reach italy, and the glaring sun had gave everyone a good tan. As they arrived to the italian harbor the family reserved a beautiful shack near a fresh water zone. When they entered the shack garland's sister quickly fell asleep and Sven just looked outside at the beautiful sea. Meanwhile garland was in the living-room writing his books. When the full moon came out, Sven and his father went outside speaking of normal life, life in the EITC, life in combat. And there was a sprinkle of tear in each of their eyes. Thats when a merchant came out of nowhere, garland was scared and whispered, a hobo ay? And sven laughed and said, its the italian merchant, then garland scratched his head and politely said Ciao!

Let The Fun Begin!
At daylite, stormwalker was outside near the beachside, in sven's terms, " Chilling". Then, Sven yanked out a football from garlands beach bag. ( Not americano football ) When it was lunch time, Sven had packed a delicious Chicken Marcela from the market. A moment later a few beautiful italian girls walked by and garland just stared with his both eyes completely bulging. Thats when Sven had a good laugh! When garland was embarrassed enough he asked too go hunting and sven noded. They had walked too the forest.

What A Mistake
As the family came to the forest Sven dropped all the weaponry he had on the floor. 4 daggers, 2 broadswords, and 3 bayonets. Garland, took the three bayonets and stated, you know what Sven? Im going too do this the cool way.With both guns loaded in Garlands hands he marched reading a book. That is when Stormwalker needed a weapon. As soon as she touched the daggers sven said, no no no not for you! Stormwalker took the knife and threw it at a coconut far above them. Then she winked. Sven had too choose only a broadsword.

As the family marched together 45 hobos lifted their heads from tree houses, garland said, Sven do you think the merchants will give us some gunpowder? Sven yelled, that aint merchants THEIR HOBOS! The family ran out of the forest while being chased by hobos with rocks.

TO BE CONTINUED!