User blog:Parax./My science teacher's… story...

Note, this story may cause uncontrollable laughter.

Anyways, last year my science teacher (yes, the same one that lit a table on fire)told us all a story when he was teaching us of… what's it called again? Centripetal force?

He was at a fair when he was our age… with his cousin and brother. They were to be left there by their parents for a few hours, given a large amount of money, and the first thing they did was buy loads of food and drinks. Later on, they came across a ride that went very fast, spin in multiple directions, jerked in many directions, etc. They couldn't resist. My teacher and his cousin went onto the ride, while his brother preferred to watch. So, after a while on the ride, the cousin teacher started feeling sick, and my teacher, who was sitting DIRECTLY across from him, started SCREAMING at the operator guy to turn it off. The guy refused, however. So, the cousin suddenly started gushing TORRENTS of… tummy-stuff. It went soaring at my teacher, BUT… BUUTTTTTT… the centripetal force of the spinning ride caused it to stop RIGHT in front of my teacher, and it went flying back and bombed the cousin's face… and he was still doing it. So, the operator saw this, and immediately shut the ride off. He opened the ride, and it was up to my teacher's… top of feet? Ankles? in… tummy-regurgitation-stuff… the cousin COVERED from HEAD to TOE in it. My teacher's brother was laughing SO hard, he was ROLLING AROUND on the ground, hardly able to breathe. So, the cousin went off to wash off his shirt. My teacher told him he would still smell like puke, prompting the cousin to just throw his shirt in the trash. Now, there WAS a pay-phone, but the group didn't have any money… SO, they had NO money, NO phones (as cell-phones didn't exist by then, obviously), and one of them was walking around shirtless, smelling like puke.