User blog:YaxleyCola/Meet Sylvester Slappy

Country of Origin: France Role: English Spy

He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! but it is too late. You're dead. For he is Slappy - globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).

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