User blog:Jeremiah Garland/The Toiletry Wars

On December 27, 1745, Great Britain declared war on Russia's toilets. They really need their toilets and are being power-hungry in wanting these valuable items. The Russian people are in a panic, in fear of losing their hygenic essentials. If Russia wins this war, they keep the toilets AND they steal some of England's toilet paper. If Great Britain wins, Russia has no more toilets.

THIS JUST IN NEPAL SAID THEY WILL HELP RUSSIA

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