User blog comment:YaxleyCola/WOOT!/@comment-4793903-20110905204853/@comment-4793903-20110905211301

-reforms, cliks pen, and John explodes-

I put one in your dinner yesterday.

-blows Slappy's ship up-

-poses as Slappy and sells his soul to Davy Jones in return for raising the ship from the depths for two days-

-waits two days and steals the ship while Slappy is dragged away-