Fun with Skull and Cherie.... and Roger (and Hermit)

Note: Skull, Hermit and Cherie have all the fun Roger just sorta... idk... what do i do... watch? um... ya... i love dots....

< no roger, you creep, not watch :D ~Cherie

^ can I watch?

^idk can you mr unidentified xenomorph? ~Cherie ^ I think thats Mega

^^^^Not watch what?...

^ You dont wanna know ~Cherie

Note 2: Most of this isnt true

^actually it is shh.... ~Cherie

- Scene 1 -
Cherie: Skull ur too... clothed.

Roger: I'll take his clothes!!!!! i do that anyway!!!!

Skull: Ya roger can- wait what?!

Roger: Nofing. Nofing at all.

Skull: Anyway i need u to get out of that bed

Roger: But but... im tired i wanna go to bed

Skull: Then scoot over

Roger: I'll get out of bed

Skull: I know u will

- Roger leaves bed and room -

Skull: Now we are all alone in a room with a bed

Cherie: PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!

Skull: ok....

- epic pillow fight scene -

Skull: ok now we are all alone in a room with a bed

Cherie: Lets throw the bed at each other!!!

- a few near deaths and crash later -

Cherie: Man im tired - gets into bed -

Skull: me to...

John Stormpaine: Hey LOOK guys skull wants us all to watch him and cherie!

Cherie: Hey Skull the bed broke through the wall and ripped a huge hole

Skull: But.. we didnt throw the bed at the wall

Roger: Hey Guys it was getting sorta stuffy in here so i decided to tear down the house

Cherie: Good Idea!!!!!

Skull: Hey Roger do u know a room with a lock that closes from the outside?

Roger: YA theres one right here. See if i step into here

- steps into closet -

Roger: and u lock me in here i cant get out

Skull: Good... - locks door -

Skull: Now then Cherie...

Roger: Hey Skull!! Cheries in the closet with me!!!!!!!

Cherie: Theres Pink Ponies in here!!!!!

Roger: Its NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cherie: HURRAY

Roger: Skull must of known Narnia was in here

- Skull leaves room -

Roger: TY Skull!!!!!!!!!!!! Skull? Skullllllllllllllllly where are uuuuuuuuuuuuu?

THE END

- Scene 2 -
SUDDENLY a time warp happened and we were back at the start of this! But things did not go exactly as they did last time...

Cherie: Skull ur too... clothed

Roger: Hi! how was my Skull costume! I like to borrow his clothes and dress up like him!

Cherie: Hi Rogie!!!!!!!!!

Roger: Hi! dont tell skull im here

Skull: Hey Cherie have u seen my clothes, their all gone, even my underwear!

Roger: GTG! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- is about to leave -

- skull walks in -

Skull: Roger!!!!!! Do i have to tell u again! DONT STEAL MY CLOTHES FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!

Roger: Then ill just ste-

Skull: OR John's

Roger: Senator, I do not recall...

Skull: and yes Roger my clothes do include my underwear

- Roger goes out -

Cherie: Skull ur to clothed...

- roger comes back in -

Roger: I forgot my car keys

Skull: U dont have car keys. U dont even have a car! cars werent even invented yet

Roger: I meant boat keys

Skull: Boats dont have keys

Roger: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH so thats why my boat wont move

Cherie: Hey Bro i found ur boat keys

- Roger drinks from windex bottle he filled with blue gatorade -

Roger: Thanks

- Skulls mind is blown -

Cherie: how do you blow someone's mind?

Casulties: 1

- Scene 3 -
- Note: Cherie didnt have very many lines cause idk... but to make up for it Cherie gets her own thing...

Cherie: Hey guys and gals! i hijacked this page for long enough to type my own play! If u here any other noises that the narrator tied up so pay no attention to him!

Cherie: - wakes up in the morning to alarm clock beeping -

- crushes alarm clock with bare hands -

Cherie: Drat i killed the alarm clock now im wide awake and i gotta get a new one... again. I wonder who one that battle me or the alarm clock?

- checks off wake up on to-do list -

Cherie: I wake up every morning accomplishing something!

Cherie: Then i eat brekky! - eats all the candy in lucky charms - < OMG HOW U KNO

Cherie: YUM!

Cherie: Now to go shopping!

- goes 2 store -

Cherie: Lets see cherrys, cherrys, cherry coke, blueberries, strawberries, rasberries, very berry smoothie, PB and J for PEANUTE BUTTER JELLY TIME, berry scented markers, and of course: bananas

Skull: Hi Cherie fancy meeting u here

- Roger rushes in -

Roger: Hi Skull I watched Cherrie while she was sleeping all night and found her to do list and made a copy of it and here it is just like u asked

Skull: Hes joking

- knocks out Roger -

Cherie: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENN- I MEAN ROGIE! YOU -FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB-

Roger: Im fine

Skull: No ur not

Roger: Oh ok

Cherie: Im not gonna ask

- meanwhile rogers having his own emotional battle -

Roger: Man i need another drink pass me the beer bottle

Good part of Roger: No remember what happened last time!

Bad Part of Roger: Dont Listen to him hes drunk

Roger: Uh guys, i refilled the bottle with water, Waste not want not!

Good + Bad Part: Oh

- roger heres voice in the distance -

Voice: Come back roger... come baaaaacckkk...

Voice: Hey cool my voice is turning into txt, Hi Mom! Hi Dad!

Roger: Huh

Voice: Wake up rogie wake upppppppp

Voice: I didnt want to have to do this

Voice: Skull stole ur lady clothes

- roger immeDiately wakes up -

Roger: Wheres the lady clothes? WHERE

Cherie: Ur wearing them silly

Roger: Oh

- security arrives -

Security: Im afraid were going to have to take u both to a mental asylum

Roger: Why? What we do?

Security: Well for one ur wearing lady clothes

- Scene 4 -
- Roger wakes up -

Roger: Phew that was just a dream...

Leanardo deCaprio: Hello Roger I a-

Roger: No no the inception part comes later in the script Mr.Charles

Leonardo: Drat

- leaves -

Alarm: Wake up in the morning feelin like P-

Roger interrupts: Shh Alarm Clock U'll wake baby lamp

Alarm: Sry

Roger: Hey Skull can I have some waffles... WITH MAPLE SYRUP

Talking Skull: Sure

Roger: Man today sure is a boring morning

Roger thinking: Man that song Friday should totally go: 7am waking up in the morning and falling back to sleep

Roger: Today i am going to learn how to be a ninja

Roger: I wonder how the chocolate husband from SNL got to standing at my door...

Roger: Hes usually standing by my bed looking at me

- Goes to computer -

- types in Ninja School -

Roger: WHAT! LINK NOT FOUND!

Roger: Well played Ninja School

Roger: Wait a second...

Roger: Pirates dont have computers...

Leonardo DeCaprio: Thats because since beleive that Pirates can have computers they ca-

Roger: Hold ur horses Leo were almost at the inception part

Leonardo: Drat

Roger: Sorry leo were gonna have to kick the inception part because now everyones knows its coming

Leonardo: Nooooooooooooooo

Roger: sry

- Leanardo leaves -

Roger: Where are all the other chracters?

Skull and Cherie: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Roger: YAY!

Roger: Hey Skull where are those lady clothes I lent u for that play?

Cherie: What Play?

Skull: Roger it was a secret play... U werent suppose to mention it

Roger: HEY EVERYONE SKULL PLAYED A GIRL IN A SECRET PLAY!

Cherie: Who did u play in the play!

Skull: I played Roger

Avatar: Can blue people be in the play?

Roger: No we already have smerfs

Cherie: What was the name of the play?

Skull: It was... uh.. it was called: regor dna eirehc htiw nuf

Roger: Uh....

Skull: It was uh... a British play

Roger + Cherie: OHHHHHHHH

Roger: I was in it to!!!

Roger: I played Skull!

Cherie: I played Leonardo deCaprio!

John: I played an Avatar!

Director: Cut! Take 5 everyone good job

- Roger unzips costume and becomes Skull -

- Skull unzips costume and becomes Roger -

Roger: Ok give me my lady clothes back though seriously where are they?

Skull: Ur wearing them

Roger: Oh

Cherie: Wait a second... If u to were each other then who played John?

- John unzips costume and becomes Leanardo DeCaprio -

Leonardo DeCaprio: Inception

- vanishes -

- Skull's Mind is blown -

Cherie: how do you blow somebody's mind?

Casulties: 1

Cherie: That was the weirdest thing i ever saw

Roger: No my banana/spongebob/bacon/cheese/awesomeness pants were the weirdest thing u ever saw but this is a close second

Cherie: No it isnt ur pants had a banana/sonebob figure eating cheese and bacon and the word awesomeness were everyware

Roger: It has a matching top

Roger: And those are just my street clothes...

Roger: Wanna see my party clothes?

Cherie: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE!!!!!!!! HES GOT PARTY CLOTHES

People: Why is that bad?

Cherie: Roger has party clothes

People: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

- And this can only happen in... THE ROGER ZONE

- Scene 4.5 -
Cherie: HI MOM

Roger: Hi honey

Cherie: Why do u always put my mom in the closet when i visit?

Roger: Hi Honey

Cherie: untie my mom, Roger

Edgar: Ya UNTIE ME!!!!!!

- Scene 5 -
Roger: HEYYY CHERRRIIEEE

Cherie: Banana

Roger: Ik i took out the trash already but why is there an ad on the wiki that says "Get Done"

Cherie: When two people love each othe-

Skull: CHERIE STOP!

Skull: Imagine another Rogie but tinier

Cherie: Oh God they would dominate the world

Roger: Am i missing anything?

Skull + Cherie: Nooooooooooooooo if you were we would tell you

Roger: Oh ok

Cherie: Well im gonna go do stuff

- walks away -

Roger: Hey Cherie!!!! The doors the other way silly

UPS Dude: Man its stuffy in here

Skull: Ya Cheries doing a lot of stuff

UPS Dude: That explains it

Skull: Hey guys have u seen my keys?

Cherie: Take off ur skull costume roger

Roger: Drat i forgot skull doesnt have things from the future

Skull: Hey guys im going to go

Roger: Where to?

Skull: The place where u get ur name changed

Cherie: Well im gonna go do stuff

- exits -

- comes back -

Roger: Whats ur new name!

Skull: Stuff

Roger: Can i be u now?

Skull: NO

Roger: foo

- Scene 6 -
- cherie comes back -

Cherie: rogie for the last time put some pants on you joob

Roger: but i like these invisible pants theyre really comfy

Cherie: i like this wok i dont want to have to reshine it after i beat ur face in

Roger: whats a wok

Cherie: you make french toast in it

Skull: how do you put french people in a wok

Cherie: they're french... its all a conspiracy

Roger: but wok sounds asian

Cherie: they're frasian

Roger: but th-

- cherie whacks roger over the head with wok -

Cherie: he talks too much

Skull: where were we...

John: HEY LOOK everyone Cherie is doing Stuff!

Cherie: doing... doing? doing who- i mean what?

Skull: I have friends in high places...

Cherie: roger i thought i killed you

John: yeah but i forgot my lady clo- i mean... i'm not roger, no siree

Cherie: are you my conscience?

John: no i'm leonardo dicap-

Cherie: tell charles to shut his trap up there, its driving me nuts

Roger's brain:...nuts, where?

Charles: dont make me put you over my knee

- hermit comes out of nowhere and beats charles to death with a stick -

Cherie: OH MY GOD, HE KILLED KENN- o wait that was charles eskimo nvm

Roger: eskimo? where? does he have lady clothes?

Cherie: no silly, i meant the dead one, eskimos all come from canada you know

Skull: isnt he supposed to be dead

Cherie: i guess i didnt hit him hard enough

John and Roger who is John who is Roger: Inception

- Skull's mind is blown -

Cherie: how do you blow someone's mind?

Casualties: 1

Scene 7
Clerk: So ur saying u want to change ur name to stuff?...

Skull: Ya

Clerk: Are u mentally insane

Skull: No

Clerk: And ur not roger?...

Skull: No im not

Clerk: phew

Clerks assistant: Im gonna go do stuff on my lunch break seeya

- Clerk's eyes get big -

Skull: Ok Roger now wheres the real clerk?

Roger: How'd u know??????

Skull: Lets put it this way...

Skull: U know any other clerks who wear bright pink?

Roger: Ye-

Roger: No

Skull: Oh and u have a letter from Cherie

- unraps note -

Note: Dear Roger,

Please stop tieing up my parents, it was funny the last 3 times but its getting out of hand. The sharks were a nice touch, way to shake it up! Also i would like my clothes back, I would also like my wardrobe back, and heres the bill for the glass u broke while stealing my wardrobe. I got nicer windows though. Your therapist if quiting her job, ur new therapist will be from the militiary, please dont harm him to much. Nothing much has happened.

Roger: I thought the sharks were nice to...

Skull: Huh

Roger: Nofing

- Clerk tasers Roger -

Skull: Hi id like to change my name to Stuff

- assistant comes back -

Assistant: Im back from doing stuff

Clerk: Are yo-

Skull: No shes talking about Stuff the first im his son

- Clerks mind is blown -

Cherie: How do you blow someone's mind?

Casulties: 1

Cherie: Man are people going to get killed every episode now?

Roger: Fraid so

- Assistants mind is blown -

Roger: Tasers werent invented yet

Roger: And the assistant's mind was supposed to be blown after i said that

- Assistants mind is blown again -

Roger: Thats better

Skull: My mind is mind- blown proof now cause technically ive died a few times but whoever types this likes to being me back just so they can blow my mind agai-

- Skulls mind is blown -

Person who types this: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

- this is copywrited-

- u can still make ur own thing but it cant be as funny as ours -

- jk u can but u cant steal stuff from this one -

Scene 8
Cherie: ALL THE SINGLE ALL THE SINGLE LADIES ALL THE SINGLE LADYES

Tia (aplentia): PUT UR HANDS UP

Cherie: Hey cool tias in this episode

Tia: But Wheres Skull?...

- silence -

Roger: SKULL THATS UR CUE

Skull: Im feeding the dog

Roger: ohhhhhhhhhh i once had a cat, his name was frothy cause he frothed at te mouth

Cherie: your cat had rabies, i think you got it too.. cuz you seriously need a check up from the neck up

- Roger scratches his beard in confusion -

Cherie: and now for... THE ABRIDGED VERSION!

Cheire: IMA TAKEN LADY IMA TAKEN LADY

- sways to beat -

Roger: IMA TAKEN LA-

Roger:IMA TAKEN MA-

Roger:IMA SINGLE DUDE IMA SINGLE DUDE

- everyone sorta walks away as roger spins around in circles -

- roger sneaks off to sartanas room -

- steals one of his outfits -

- Sartana walks in -

Roger: WELCOME TO THE GUILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Sartana just joined Skulls)

- jumps out window on bungee cord -

- Sartana lays down in bed -

Sartana: What just happened?

Skull: THE END

Skull: And thats why Rogers in a mental asylum

Cherie: thats not Roger... that's John in a Roger costume. Roger's in sartanas room stealing more underpants

- Skull's mind is blown -

Casualties: 1

- everyone claps -

Everyone: WE LOVE STORY TIME

- cellphone rings -

Skull: Who is it

Roger: Hey its jo- Roger im callin from the mental asylum, can u bring me a burger?

Roger: Oh ya and Cheries now my therapist

Skull: Ill bring u a burger...

Roger: OOOOOKKKKKK byyyyyeeeeeee

- hangs up -

- 10 minutes later -

Cherie: Ok Roger since when did u have this addiction to the color pink

Roger: Ever since i was a little girl

Cherie: Interesting.....

Senior Therapist: So hows it going

Cherie: We are gonna need more therapists....

Senior Therapist: How many?

Cherie: How many u got?

Senior Therapist: uhh...

Cherie: And well also need the SWAT team...

Scene 9
- Roger walks in for his hourly therapy session, sees Cherie in vampire costume -

Cherie: hey roger check out this costume i got

Roger: ooo can i have it

Cherie: it only fits the ladies sorry bro

Roger: but i am a la- I mean... ohh

- Cherie unzips vampire costume and becomes a hippie -

Roger: ooh thats a nice one too

Cherie: thats not a costume you floof

- Tia walks in with a bunch of guys with spatulas -

Cherie: that doesnt look like a swat team

Tia: well we couldnt find any fly swatters at the store so we had to use spatulas

Cherie: they dont have any uniforms either...

Tia: all my clothes miraculously disappeared...

- Roger whistles and looks the other way -

Tia: I had to borrow some of yours

Cherie: How'd you find my secret mc hammer stash?! that was sposed to be private

Tia: well everyone knows where it is, roger told us the other day

- Cherie slowly turns to roger -

Cherie: is... this... truee....?

Roger: well technically-

Cherie: STOP. Hammer time!

- Cherie whacks roger over the head with wok -

Tia: was the knocking out included in the therapy bill?

Cherie: no but i gotta spice things up a little you know

Tia: well in that case you should definitely charge him extra

Cherie: and make him clean my wok

Tia: you go girl

- Tia and Cherie do secret handshake -

Cherie: ok my attention span is used up... time for random dancing

- Cherie pulls radio out of impossibly small space -

Tia: do you always keep that in there?

Cherie: do you really wanna know...

- Cherie presses button and music starts playing -

Tia: ooo i love this song!

Cherie: WONT CHU TAKE ME TO

Tia: FUNKAY TAAAAOOOOOWN

- Roger suddenly gets up and starts staggering around with a startled look in his eyes -

Roger: smoff... smoff... smoff... must... smoff...

Cherie: and you wonder why he's in therapy sessions

- Skull walks in -

Skull: hey guys have you seen my underpa-

- Roger jumps on skull and smoffs into a coma -

Tia: LOOK AWAY FOLKS NOTHING TO SEE HERE

.......

- awkward silence -

- inside Roger's brain, an angel and a devil pop up on his shoulders -

Shoulder Devil: Listen up big guy, I got three reasons why you should just walk away. Number one... look at that guy (pointing to Shoulder Angel)! He's got that sissy stringy music thing.

Shoulder Angel: We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.

Shoulder Devil: Oh, right... And that's a dress!

Shoulder Angel: ROBE!

Shoulder Devil: Number two. Look what I can do... Ha ha! ha! - does one armed handstand -

Roger: But... what does that... have to do with anything??

Shoulder Angel: No no, he's got a point.

Roger: Listen, you're sorta confusing me, so uh... begone! or... y'know... however i get rid of you guys...

Angel and Devil: That'll work

.......

- Roger wakes up, looks down and sees Skull, and looks to the side and sees Cherie and Tia glaring at him -

Roger: What just happened?

Director: CUT! good job guys, very convincing

Roger: no seriously what just happened

Cherie: where's leonardo dicaprio when you need him...

- John pops up -

John: Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains......

Cherie: No, IN-CEP-SHUNNNN

- Skull wakes up -

John: INCEPSHUN

- skull's mind is blown -

Casualties: 1

Cherie: how do you blow somebody's mind?

Roger: Obvously with a.... a.... a uh..... itll come to me ain a few years

Cherie: ohhhhhhhhhhh! blonde moment much

Roger: ya i have those all the ti-

- Senior therapist walks in -

Senior Therapist: what in the name of all things BACON is going on here?

Senior Thera[ist: AND MY NAME IS MARY NOT SENIOR THERAPIST

Roger: I'm thinking about a shirt

Cherie: My shirt?

Roger: Ur so silly Cherie, Thinking about ur shirt, hahahahahahhahaha

Roger: But ya

Skull: Someones trying to steal ur clothes Roger!!!!!

Roger: Thats ok, i installed lasers

- unidentified scream -

Roger: Pay no attention to that, its legal i out a warning lable inside the wardrobe

Skull: But... dont they go off once he opens it?

Roger: Ya. Whats ur point

Skull: Nvm

Cherie: Why are ur clothes in the therapy thing

Roger: Because im a vampire

Cherie: ?

Skull: Im Robert Pattinson

Roger: Then i get to be Taylor Lautner!!!!!!!

- takes off shirt -

- awkward silence -

......

Cherie: If you have any poo, fling it now...

Roger: drat i left it in my other pants!

Cherie: - handing roger his other pants - now arent you glad i didnt let them get washed...

Scene 10
Cherie: TIA GET THE RESTRAINTS... it's roger's therapy time

Tia: do you need the electric chair too?

Cherie: no i think im gonna just stick with the sharks

Tia: ok good luck i'll be waiting in the corner

- Tia and SWAT team with spatulas huddle up in corner, filling up half the room -

Cherie: uh... yeah... perfect! bring in the smoffosaurus

- Roger bursts into the room -

Roger: Hey cherie wanna play the firetruck game?

Cherie: is that where we go WEE WOO WEE WOO and run around like total maniacs

Roger: right on but first i nee-

Cherie: cool... im in

Roger: -d you to help me with the clothes im gonna wear

Cherie: what in the name of all things fleef does that have to do with anything?

Roger: well... -sniff- im really feeling insecure about my bacon right now... and... -sniff-

- sad violin music starts playing -

- roger gives cherie puppy eyes -

Cherie: and that, my friends, is the true fleef....

- Mega walks in -

Cherie: hey i thought this was a closed therapy session...

Tia: he paid me to come in

- Cherie gives Tia evil eye -

Tia: well what was i sposed to do, let the the cash get handed to some hobo living in a box whos gonna spend it all on cigarettes anyway?

Roger: that's boxist

Mega: no... it's cubist

- Roger's eyes get all big -

Cherie: rogie? roooooogie are you in there? tia close the blinds i think hes gonna go on another smoff rampage...

Roger: lady... clooooooooooooothes...

- Cherie and Tia look at each other, then look back at Roger -

Tia: desperate times call for...

Cherie: STOP! Hammer time!

- Skull whacks roger over the head with wok -

- tia's mind is blown -

Cherie: WHAT THE BACON?!

- Tia unzipps skull costume -

Tia: hi guys did ya miss me?

Cherie: but... you're... -points-

Tia: thats skull

- Cherie pokes skull dressed up as tia's body with a stick -

Cherie: uhhhh we have a problem...

^And this can only happen in... THE ROGER ZONE! DUN DUN DUN

-Bonus!- Scene 10.5
''Some of the events that inspired it all... Yes, this entire scene actually happened xD''

^^^^^^

- roger slowly turns and looks at david -

Roger: hey wanna make a quick buck?

Cherie: I dont like the looks of this

- cherie steps behind roger and starts making hand signals -

David: sure tell me how much?

Cherie: - cough - dont... do... it... - makes slit throat hand signal -

Roger: 100 bucks

David: thats not enough... you cant afford me xD

Roger: No i mean 100 REAL bucks... now wheres ur address

- Cherie is still making hand signals -

Cherie: They're... invisibucks...

Roger: invisibutts?

- crowd lols -

Cherie: looks like i got my work cut out for me...

^^^^^ Cherie: Roger for the last time will you put some pants on

Roger: im wearing my invisipants

Cherie: spare the children will ya

Roger: but they're comfy!

Cherie: Roger... i got a wok and im not afraid to go smofftacular

Roger: ok ok... -changes into mardi gras outfit-

Roger: now i like mardi grass!

Roger: gras

Cherie: O_o you're a mardi cow? om nom nom

^^^^^

Roger: I'm brilliant

Roger: which reminds me of a light bulb

Roger: which reminds me of candles

Cherie: which reminds you of ding ding

Cherie: which reminds you of smoffing

Roger: which reminds me of dinner

Cherie: how does smoffing remind you of dinner...? O_o

Roger: which reminds me of

Cherie: om nom nom, taste vary gud, vaaaaary gud jajajaja

Hermit: (randomly) brbzros

Hermit: zords

Hermit: ZORZ

Cherie: TROLOLOL

Cherie: attention ladies and gentlemen, i have my newest insult: zord.

Cherie: Roger you're such a zord

^^^^^

Roger: worst typo ever

Roger: having fun, great time, wish you were her

Cherie: TROLOLOLOL

- Al checks nails -

Alyssa: now that i see, i need a trim...

Roger: so do i... - looks down

Cherie: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THAT IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS

Roger: ?

Roger ?

Roger ?

Roger ?

Roger ?

Roger: OOHHHHH GOD

Scene 11
- Skull walks in, Rogie and Cherie are playing cards -

Cherie: hi skully!

Skull: hey the door was unlocked, what if i'd been a serial killer?

Cherie: well you arent...

Skull: well what if i had been?

- Cherie gets up and goes into kitchen for no apparent reason -

Skull: what in the name of all things bacon are you doing in there?

Cherie: hiding the frosted flakes

Roger: Ha I win!!!!!

Cherie: No way! Cheater!

Roger: I didnt cheat

Cherie: Ya you did! I gave you a 6 of clubs and a four of hearts!

- Skull and John are in rowdy rooster, and Roger bursts in -
Roger (really fast): Hey Skull, can I have your pants?

Skull (really fast): No

Roger: Hey John, can I have your boot?

John: Um....

Roger: Thanks! -takes boot, and runs away-

John: Where did you get that guy?

Skull: I found him painting a picture of a bunny....

John: oh...

Skull: Hes a real artist

John: Really????

Skull: No but if u tell him otherwise than he'll steal ur soul

John: Hey am i john stormpaine or john breasely?

Skull: Good question

'''THIS STARTS... THE BORNE IDENTY... JK THE JOHN IDENTITY OR THE ROGER IDENTITY OR THE SKULL IDENTITY OR MAYBE something else'''

The 3 dudes and this girl who wake up and dont know their names but that doesnt seem to concern them Identity
Narrator: one morning 3.51 people woke up with no idea who they were

Roger: It sure is creepy that their is a voice that narrates our lives

Narrator: You saw nothing

Narrator: and guess whos the .51?

Roger: I see a bright light... oh thats the sun

Narrator: Roger is!

Roger: I WIN

Narrator: Im a Jedi so i can make u do whatever i want you to d- AHHHHHHH

- screams -

Cherie: He was ruinin my beaty sleep

Skull: Im tired

Narrators last words: Cherie.... now ur the .51

Roger: Awww lucky

Roger: THEN WHOS THE OTHER PERSON? DADADADADADADA

John: I AM

DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Skull: Whos he?

Roger: I think he a alien

John: Uhh

John: Ma name is John

Roger: Can I call you Jo for short?

Cherie: Can i call you J

John: Is my name really that long

Roger: Not if I can call you Jo

John: No my name is John

Roger: What do you do John

John: I forgot

Skull: I remember hes a cicus performer! I saw him last week! He did that thing with the shoes and the smoffing

Roger: No that was me remember

Cherie: You know, for people who lost our memory were not very concerned

Roger: Should we be concerned? Man I liked the other dude who typed this story, we dont even have a seeting yet! We could be in Paris and we wouldnt know it!

Cherie: Hey

Narrator #2: You killed my brother! WHYYYYYYYYY HE WAS SO YOUNG WHYYYYYYYYYY NOW IM GOING TO PLACE YOU SOMEWHERE BAD LIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESSERT

- teleports them to where a family is having dessert -

Narrator #2: CURSE YOU SPELLING ERRORS

- dies -

Roger: Why'd he die?

Cherie: Ruining my beaty slepp

Skull: But ur not asleep

Cherie: What the viewers dont know wont hurt them

ive picked a random number and if u get the comment that is the number i was thinking of u win! and Kitty isnt on right now so she cant win... UNLESS SHE SUDENLY APPEARS which she just did. lulz

JOHN WINS FOR GETTING THE 169th comment

Worst Typos evar:

1. Having a great time its super fun, wish u were her 

2. I gotta put this on - censored - 

3. Roger is such a ford