20 Things to Say to Noobs When...

On this page, i will be writing 20 things to say or do in certain situations with noobs. This is a subpage of The Noob Academy and Learning Center and was created by Curycoo

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What to say when.... A NOOB ASKS TO DRIVE YOUR WAR FRIGATE!
"Okay, just kill barbossa's monkey. I hear he always drops legendaries anyways!"

"Yes,im sure you know how to steer. why are you asking ME if you can steer?"

"Lets see... Im level 46, your level 3. Those ships are level 40. Now ask your question again in your head."

"No thanks."

"Grab a cannon. You might be able to control it. Just might, maybe not."

"To be or not to be, that is the question. No, you cant steer."

"If you want to steer, why are you on MY ship?"

"See, this ship is public. Now wouldnt it be fun, if all15 of you noobs on MY ship got to drive?"

"Go jump off the ship" (Sometimes they actually try XD)

"OMG LOOK ITS JOLLY ROGER'S SHIP!!!! GET ON A CANNON!!!"

"I hear there is more pork on Tortuga."

Let them steer, take it back. let them steer, take it back. Repeat.

Drive to the middle of uncharted waters, let them drive until they bore.

Pull out staff, and use desolation, and a few withers for good measure.

"No, i like my 64 gold." (the amount a full war frigate repair costs)

"No, im just sailing somewhere."

"No, im doing a quest."

"No, i dont trust you."

"ALL ON THIS SHIP THAT THINK THIS PIRATE SHOULD STEER, SAY I!!!"

"I wont give in. Thats right, call your hundred other noob friends."