User blog comment:Captain Ned Edgewalker/New kingdom... OF SARDINA/@comment-3242795-20130612200245/@comment-3503368-20130613165742

WEEEEEELL

I can chug milk (tehehehe) cartons like nobody's business! -le flex-

AND

HAVE YOU SEEN ME SPRINT AWAY FROM MY SLIPPER-WIELDING MOM.

LIKE OMG.

I could get a spray tan and be deemed a colored person.