The Adventures of Buk Lau and Mallace

How I owned Pears: Section 1
Chapter 1:Pearson stood there in his grimy suit, and with his hands drenched in blood, attempted to flee the scene.

Chapter 2: Mallace shows up

Chapter3: AH HELL TO THE NO.

Chapter 4:I mean like yeah

Chapter 5:Mallace comes out of nowhere, BUSTS A CAP IN HIS DONKEY

Lightning Boom Chapter: BOOM ! PEARS DIES!

BOOM! MALLACE HERO!

BOOM!... BOOM!

Chapter 6:Then I grabbed my BNO buddies and we ate Taco's like there was no tomorrow.

Thank you.

How I saved the world from Snowden (1745)
I don't mean modern day snowden, I mean the 1745 snowden. Otherwise it would be out of this wiki's timeline which is against the rules.

Chapter 7: ALLAHU AKBAR!

Chapter 8: ALOHA SNAKBAR!

Chapter 9: DEATH TO ALADAMIN

Chapter 10: Who..?

Chapter 11: Lone Ranger Music (WIlliam Tell Overture) plays.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LiaXIAwemk

Chapter 11: Mallace arrives

Chapter 12: SURPRISE MUTHA LOVAS

Chapter 13: Mallace rides his horse, Buk Lau, into town

Chapter 14: Mallace kills Pearson

Lightning Round

BOOM! MALLACE WINS!

BOOM! KEYLOGGER FAIL!

BOOM! MALLACE PREDICTS FUTURE :O

Chapter 15: We then went to Islamabad, not before chilling (I would say chillin' but that would lower my grammar score.) at the Tashkent Crib (Boogie was not present... you don't need to know what he was doing. I WISH i didn't know, but I sadly do, and it burns my brain just thinking of those horrid images of that night.)

Chapter 16: Mallace rides Buk Lau into the sunset. Then shoots an innocent civilian on the basis that "he looked like a communist."

Section 3
The End leave now.

 KABAB Reyes  De BukLau