User blog:Captain Ned Edgewalker/Quote of the Week







Rules for Quote submission:

 * 1) Quotes that have won once before cannot be in the vote again. If the quote was featured, but did not win, this rule does not apply.
 * 2) You cannot vote twice.
 * 3) Quotes must have proper credit given to the person who made it. If it is unknown who made the Quote, it will be credited to the person who submitted the Quote. If this is disputed & the actual creator is named, it will be changed. If it is ongoingly disputed, it will be listed as Unknown.
 * 4) By submitting your Quote, you automatically agree to Captain Ned Edgewalker being able to edit your Userpage to add one of the Userboxes if you win.
 * 5) Quotes must not exceed 5 lines.
 * 6) A maximum of 1 Quote can be submitted in a comment.

News/Announcments
To avoid a cluster of quotes I am only putting in the first 6 quotes that are nominated from here on out. Don't bother renominating the quotes you already submitted, I will add them the following week. Thank you. ~ August 31st, 2014

QOTW is now offically taking place on Monday's, instead of Sunday's. ~ September 8th, 2014

QOTW is no longer User-Exclusive, meaning user's can submit quotes from famous people, websites, etc. ~ September 8th, 2014

Rule added to QOTW: Quotes must be only 1 line, because if there is more than 1 line, editing will turn it into multiple quotes. ~ October 13th, 2014

QOTW is canceled this week. ~ October 20-26, 2014

QOTW is temporarily updated to 10 Quotes to vote on in this week, due to a massive increase of Quote submissions. ~ October 27 - November 3, 2014

QOTW is moving to an off-site Polling website, due to rigging of the vote. Due to this, Multi-Lined Quotes are now accepted. ~ November 2, 2014

QOTW is back to 6 Quotes per week, & a new rules is added. ~ November 11, 2014

QOTW has it's first ever Three-Way Tie! ~ November 17, 2014

QOTW is returning to a wiki based polling system, due to issues with KwikSurveys. This may change sometime in the future. ~ November 17, 2014

A Quote Submission rule is changed, because Ned has found a way to barely bypass some of the editing. Quotes may now exceed 1 line, but only to 1 and a half lines. ~ November 24, 2014

QOTW has returned to the old 4 quote per week poll format, due to a lack of recent submissions. ~ June 15th, 2015

QOTW closes on it's 1 Year Anniversary ~ June 28th, 2015

Once again, due to on-going support for the blog, Quote of the Week re-opens this Monday ~ July 9th, 2015

Quote of the Week is back ~ July 13th, 2015

Quote of the Week is being moved to Sunday's starting next week, the old rule regarding Quote length has been removed & replaced with a new one & Quote of the Week returns to 6 Quotes per week. ~ September 14th, 2015

QOTW returns once again to 4 Quotes per week ~ September 28, 2015

Quote of the Week
"HE'S GREENER THAN MY ASSHOLE ON TACO TUESDAY MAGGLE" ~ NBL (Nults Bradshaw Layfield)

Previous Winners
'CODE: * - Indicates that Quote was a tie. '

"pls potato urself" ~ Nults McKagan

"HEIL HYDRA!" ~ Multiple PPW/PFWians.

"i am say english" ~ Unknown

"The BNO is Dirty." ~ Society's Truth (Lord Andrew Mallace)

"ACCEPT THE GAYS OR YOU WILL BECOME GAY" ~ Haras

"Meanwhile, In Uganda." ~ Lord Andrew Mallace

"part of the ship, part of the potato" ~ Nults McKagan

"EBOLA HAS A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL THROWN BY TED CRUZ, WHILE SINGING PRAISE TO MARX OF BEING A THREAT IN THE US" ~ Viceroy Robert McRoberts "PLS CTHULHU URSELF" - Lord Andrew Mallace & Nults McKagan

"FIRST DISNEY WAS LIKE YES YES YES THEN NOW NO." ~ Captain Trebla Kraps

"GARLAND HAS RETURNED! ALL HEIL THE SLIMY ONE" ~ Lord Andrew Mallace

"r u kill innocent civilianz for swag" ~ Lord Andrew Mallace

"look at that booty" ~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do." ~ Black Science Man

"It's not just a boulder! It's a rock!" ~ Spongebob Squarepants
 * "SCOTLAND IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY! YOU ARE AN ENGLISHMAN WITH A DRESS!" ~ Soldier


 * "Welcome to the Internet. Please follow me." ~ Wise Internet Man/Woman


 * "cola and meal please no bread" ~ passenger from air control

"My heart goes out to the people of Ebola." ~ Sarah Palin

"You didn't build that!" ~ Barack Obama

"what if parax dies in a freak potato-eating contest accident" ~ Nults McKagan "YOU BROKE THE RULES" ~ UberHaxorNova "error 404 why the hell did you buy this off ebay?" ~ Smg4
 * "sssssh, you're a pickle juice now" ~ Parax.
 * "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI GIVE ME EBOLIOLI" ~ WaglingtonŒ
 * "racist" ~ Everyone on the Wiki after something non-racist is said
 * "Alex from Target: Fame spreading faster than ebola" ~ Urban Dictionary

"Ahh, Condoms. The smell of latex and bad decisions." ~ YouTube commenter

"Hello Ms. Garland- We do not accept foreign spies, but I appreciate the wall of text." ~ Lord Andrew Mallace

"I don't really know how to say this... I'm pregnant, Trevor." ~ Deadpool

"FarmersOnly.com - Join us and get plowed!" ~ Ray William Johnson

"Congratulations Gay people -- you are about to discover the joys of alimony." ~ Craig Ferguson

"and as the sun went down, albert rode in on a weed-propelled pony" ~ Captain Ned Edgewalker and Lord Andrew Mallace

"behold, a combination of writing you don't understand and poorly taken/edited screenshots" ~ Parax.

"DID YOU COUNTER MY PUNCH WITH YOUR FACE?" ~ Nerdcubed

"i've only made 3 jokes in my life and they're all sitting in front of me" ~ Dad to his 3 kids

"disney is like that friend you thought was cool but then started doing drugs" ~ Facebook Commenter

"if ned gets lost sword again i'll have to ragequit life" ~ Nults McKagan

"i hate blacks so much every morning i eat special kkk cereal" ~ FailPwnz

"I'd rather die standing than live on my knees" ~ Stephane Charbonnier, Editor at Charlie Hebdo

"someone find me a photo of an army of hippie vans" ~ Parax.

"WOOOOHOOOO I ACED THE TEST The test was about being respectful and mature :)" ~ Blau Wolf XIII while we were having a moment of silence in respect for a DEAD MAN.

"drlithium_ was slain by helplessstudent" ~ WaglingtonŒ after dying

"I don't always submit quotes, but when I do, they don't win." ~ Captain Ned Edgewalker

"he looks like a demented kangaroo out there" ~ Vince McMahon

"your mom is a south american prostitute who has sex for taco money" ~ Nults McKagan

"Hitler was arguably the greatest man ever to live. He did kill Hitler, after all." ~ Nults McKagan

"call him a loathing, violent neanderthal" ~ WaglingtonŒ's solution to everything

Australia Police to Bad guys: "Give us the hostages or we will throw sausages!" ~ Lord Andrew Mallace"


 * "WHO LIKES THE OLD MARIO GAMES AMRITE? BRB. MAKING LEGEND OF ZELDA MODERN WARFARE" ~ Shigeru Miyamoto (JonTron)
 * "Hello darkness my old friend, I've come to talk with you again." ~ Simon & Garfunkel, The Sound of Silence

"YOU TELL THEM LOVERS WITH THE LAUNDRY ON THEIR HEADS THAT ITS LAUNDRY DAY, AND WE'RE BRINGING THE MAYTAG" ~ Former President George Walker Bush to the Evil Infidels of the Sandland (Lord Andrew Mallace)

"By the time a potco emulator comes out, i'm gonna have a hot beard and a warehouse full of kids" ~ HurrcheeseDa2nd

"Local Morstock man banned from every library on Civcraft." ~ The Mount Augusta Times

"With the declassification of nearly all of the National Security Agency’s metadata following the expiration of the Patriot Act, the government agency announced today that they had released all the data on a new website, naughtysecurity.com." ~ Lord Andrew Mallace (DO NOT VISIT THE WEBSITE)

"Thread:9112001" ~ Lord Andrew Mallace

"at least theres a lot of cocainre" ~ TheNextMaster, looking at the positives of entering the lag-infested Neddehcraft jungles.

"i'll have you know i was harassed by a gang of canadian beavers while watering my potato garden and i only cried for 20 years" ~ Nults McKagan

"perhaps the heaviest things that we lift are not our weights, but our feels" ~ anon

"You know how I am with my Production Value" ~ SammyClassicSonicFan

"you could become his stepdad and marry her... wait that's not how it works" ~ WaglingtonŒ

"You know what they say about buttholes? They're different, but at the core, they're the same." ~ UberHaxorNova

"WHOA, TAKE A STEP BACK TO IRAQ [PAL]" ~ Mallace to Waglington on education funding versus spirituality

"A former decorated member of the United States Marine Corps needs your support... AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! HE'S GONNA GET IN THE RING AND PUT BOOTS TO ASSES THIS WEEKEND! WWE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUPERSLAAAAAAAAAAM!" ~ John Cena Prank Call

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and i'm all out of bubblegum." ~ 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper (They Live, 1988)

"THANK THE GOOD LORD FOR PRESIDENT ROMNEY, PASSIN' LEGISLATION GETTIN' ALL THEM MEXICANS OFF THE STREETS AND THEM JEWS BACK IN JEWLAND" ~ That crazed Republican down the street who isn't convinced Obama really won office (Jeremiah Garland)

"Ned is the would-be single black member of the KKK." ~ Lord Andrew Mallace

"Let's face it Fox, you'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya." ~ Barack "Shade" Obama

"Hilary Clinton stole my animal crackers when we were in kindergarten and now I am going to destroy her presidential campaign." ~ John Cena, CNN Politics

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” ~ Albert Einstein

"Hantzu has come online." ~ the first sign that G-man has abandoned us (SWTOR/G-man.)

"Disregard females, accquire currency." ~ Wise Highschoolwoman

"You know when time really flies? When you lose consciousness for 3 hours and wake up in Bill Cosby's limo." ~ John Oliver

"We have the bravery to bring back slavery." - Our glorious leader, G-man!

QOTW Records
Most winning Quotes - Lord Andrew Mallace - 13 winning Quotes

Consecutive wins - Lord Andrew Mallace & Nults McKagan - 2 consecutive wins

Most Quotes to lose in Second Place - Reyes De Luz (Albert Spark) - 4 Second Place Quotes

Most Quotes in the poll in at the same time - Nults McKagan - 3 Quotes in the poll at the same time (x2)

Largest Tie - 3 Way Tie - November 10 - 17, 2014

Userboxes
~ If you won QOTW once!

~ If you won QOTW multiple times!

You get a custom pagebanner if you hit 10 winning quotes! Check out Lord Andrew Mallace's!

Quote of the Week "With great power comes a great deal of nagging, apparently." ~ Sith Inquisitor (SWTOR) "By the way the graphics look completely different (better) than the old game" ~ Guy talking about TLOPO, which is 100% a clone of POTCO. "socks don't protect my heart" ~ guy from sex abstinence video "Inspired by Glenn Beck's inexplicable ranting against the government owning land and preserving it and stirring up fears about the indoctrinization of Woody Guthrie music" ~ youtube video description linked by MALLACE