User blog comment:Jeremiah Garland/Leave of Absence Notice - June and July/@comment-3432656-20130417015640

Don't get raped, robbed, fired upon, burned, burned to death, freeze to death, Haggled into doing drugs,contract any diseases, baterial, or Viral infections, pick-pocketed, hanged, imprisoned, patted down, have your wallet emptied, water tortued, poisoned, nuked, blown up, be used as a human shield or hostage, look up any dirty Russian stuff on PutinGoogle, run into Pears, eat raw food, eat overcooked food, eat food that is cooked right but tastes like bad food, get swindled, get a STD, Injected with coke or a type of experimental growth hormone, Mauled by a Russian Bear, run to be a Russian politican, join any socialist groups, facist groups, political groups in general, try to start Revolution in Russia, try to assume the title of Tsar (Things already listed will occur if you do),or die...

OK, We'll miss you Jerry :D