User blog comment:Simon Treasurehawk/Noobs/@comment-3553851-20110419002255

By stories do u mean actual stories or examples, if stories heres mine :P Once upon atime there was a noob named john smith. He lived in a normal noob house with no family. He literally had no life, but one day, he decided to go to Tortuga beach and find some indefinate relationships with some animated wenches. You see, since Mr. Smith was a noob, everyone hated him. He flexed in front of Rayray but he just got made fun of. We can assume John hadn't but a single speck of normaility in his AFK life. He was most likely a nerd who dated horribly animated girls who for all he knew could very well have been dudes. And NO ONE likes a no-life. :P Let this be a lesson. DONT. BE. A. NOOB. If examples heres one: PROMO NOOB: Proe-Moe Newb. A noob who constantly asks for a guild promotion and wont shut up.