User blog:YaxleyCola/A Random Blog

Hey look, buddy. I'm a bounty hunter. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is love" because that would fall under the purview of your condrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For example, how am I gonna stop some mean mother hubbard from pouding me? The answer: use a gun. And if that doesn't work, use a Blunderbuss.