User blog comment:Parax./Your daily comedy/@comment-4075508-20120714065057

I went to a friend's poolparty. He has this German friend. He just has the accent. He was wearing a shirt to the pool... I asked why. He said "SIZ IZ A ZVIMSHURT, BABEE! POSE!!" There was a really hot tall, skinny girl next to us..... I dunked him in the pool, got up, and did a cannonball RIGHT next to him, so he blew away like, 7 feet. (He's like, 80 lbs.) I was then applauded by the blonde. My friend was like ===>