Stefon

Stefon is one spicy space-pirate!

Port Royal's hottest club is club "BOOOSHH". Opened in 1697 by club promoter and Israeli judo diva queen Ahuva Zubaraharija, this club has everything: ping pong, beavers, fruit roll-ups, that buttery Greek guy from the subway, and is that an elderly buffalo king smelling your sister? No; it's an African Joe Biden delivering sandwiches. And if you hang around till after hours, you may find yourself down on the dance floor, surrounded by a gang of human back-packs (it's that thing when you tie a midget to your back and he carries all your things).