Talk:Petition:Bringing the Old Body Types Back/@comment-5000017-20110829022219

Cuz u don't have a Dwarf. And especially not a Buff Dwarf, I'm literally one of 5 ppl with the Buff Dwarf. I have broader shoulders, I'm taller than most Dwarfs, and my dude is, well, buffer. There were 3 types of dwarfs: The Buff Dwarf, the rarest, only me and a few Founders have, the rarest kind, then you have The Short Dwarf, not many pele have this size, and it's as the name indicates, the shortest of Dwarfs, about average muscles, these are pretty hard to find, and finally, the most common: the Fat Dwarf. The Fat Dwarf is by far the most common, (literally about 90% of Dwarfs are this type, Short Dwarf: about 9.9%, and finally the Buff Dwarf: a staggering .1%) with the most stout girth (in other words, the fattest xD) with muscles literally on their fat; a very odd controversy, about average height, and very small feet and chubby legs.