User blog comment:Parax./Your daily comedy/@comment-4960703-20111019202705

I have a funny story to tell. My wife was pregnant and we were at home one day. Then all of a sudden she started screaming and pulling out my hair yelling "IT'S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I grabbed her and put her on the kitchen table. Then I went to get some towels. While I was getting them I heard her screaming even louder. When I came back she was getting up and opening a drawer. Then she pulled out a HUGE knife. I looked at her, put the towels on the counter, then ran for the bathroom. Then she started to cut a hole in the bathroom door with the knife. Then stuck her head through the door and started screaming, "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW BAD IT FEELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then she passed out. I drug her into the bathroom and put her into the bathtub. Then she gave to a beautiful baby boy. The end.