User blog:Parax./Epic quotes/moments

Got any epic quotes/moments you've experienced, or that simply came to your mind (but didn't really happen)and you want to share them with the world?

Some examples:


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 * 2) Hermit finds a diamond and examines it. A random woman walks up to him. Woman: Hi, handsome *reaching for the diamond* Hermit: It's fake. Now lets see just how interested you are now. The woman storms off. (Not intended to offend anybody. I just thought the moment was epic)