How to Drive a Ship 101

Hi! Do you suck at driving! Yes you do! Thats why you need... Roger's Driving Class!!!

Roger is a FDA certified driving specialist and can drive lots of things. Everything he drives only crashes once. Here is an article by Roger:

If you take my driving class you get a 20% discount at the ship repair shop! My good friend Bob who i see atleast 10 times a day works there. Bob works at his ship repair shop 24/7.

There are many levels of driving so ive made them easy to understand

Level 1: Noob driving

People who drive at this level: Noobs Can often be heard saying: 1. Ohhhhh... THATS what a steering wheel is. 2. Why are those giant flaming things headed towards my... wait whats this called again... starts with an s. 3.MAN its so hard to get the broadside ability! 4.Dude those lvl 1 navy ferrets are so hard!

Level 2: Bad driving People who drive at this level: Bad drivers Can often be heard saying: 1. OH YA I GOT A LIGHT GALLEON 2. Dude those Lvl 3 navy ferrets are so hard! 3. Maaannn its so hard to get Full Sail!