User blog comment:Captain Ned Edgewalker/How does YOUR Pirate RP die?/@comment-5651348-20140116192610/@comment-4879311-20140116215159

I love how generic and not "GLORIOUS" and actually realistic.

Meanwhile....

I WAS THE GREAT DUKE OF NEVEREVERLANDIA EMPIRE OF THE MOON AND I DIED 124987238956238475 years later IN AN EPIC BATTLE AGAINST THE SUN.