User blog comment:Nults McKagan/An Idea/@comment-4619254-20160320011038

Late one night, a very ugly man named Ned Edgewalker was walking down on the beach. He ran into an equally ugly man named Nults McKagan. Ned pulled a potato out of his pocket and pointed it at Nults.

"gimme all ur moniez or i will sh00t u" Ned Edgewalker said in a raspy voice.

Richard started sweating like a weeaboo in Japan.

"i dun hav no moniez b0ss. pls dun hurt m3" Richard said nervously.

"i c. i m gonna hav 2 taek sumthin from u" Ned said. Ned reached for Richard's legs and Richard fell down. Ned smacked Richard with the potato and knocked him out. Ned took Richard's pants, boots, and Nintendo DS copy of Pokemon.

To be continued in never.