User blog comment:Captain Ned Edgewalker/New kingdom... OF SARDINA/@comment-3242795-20130612200245/@comment-3503368-20130613170218

MIND YOU, CARTONS AND JUGS ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT THE SAME THING.

Cartons are all squareular and aerodynamic, and the nice woody (tehehehe) flavor from the carton gives the milk a certain special aftertaste.

Moreover, you CANNOT DENY (LEAVE THE RIVER IN EGYPT OUT OF THIS) that pretty much all pro sprinters are black!