New Years Superlatives

Intro
Since New Years resolutions are for noobs (no offense), I figured... why not do something a little less run-of-the-mill and a little more fun/creative? New Years superlatives!

Here's how it works: basically, consider anyone you know, and think of what they are (human, duh). The only beginnings I've heard of are "most..." and "most likely to...", but I'm sure we can come up with more creative stuff than that. Just add your name and your list of superlatives, and we can all get a good laugh (and perhaps, for the people who they're aimed at, a good cry). Happy New Year, and enjoy!

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Most likely to build a death ray and kill all of us: Hermit/Parax 

Sexiest/most perverted admin: Jack Pistol

Hairiest ass: Richard Goldvane

Person who changed the most (not in a bad way) in 2012: John Breasly

Most unlikely friend: Blake Stewart

Sorest loser (love you :P) : Bill Plunderbones

Greatest listener: Kate (imy D: )

Person who I wanted to kill the most but who later proved a great friend: Albert Spark

Most epically hilarious to watch: Captain Leon

Hardest pokemon to catch: Lawrence Daggerpaine

Craziest S.O.B.: All of the above :P

Next person here xD
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