Jim Bloodsilver asks: Which is better, Monkeys or Parrots?

Everyone has heard the age old problem, which is better, Pirates, Or Ninjas? Well, i think its pretty obvious to everyone here that Pirates are better. Why? BECAUSE NINJAS DONT HAVE SWORDS THAT SHOOT LIGHTNING! Anyway... I'd like to draw attention to a lesser known, but equally important problem: Monkeys, or Parrots? So now, I shall let you, Yes YOU, decide, Monkeys, or Parrots?