User blog comment:Lord Andrew Mallace/The Boyz Night Out/@comment-4554170-20120630043822

What is your favorite Color? Your least favorite? Orange is mah favorite. Dark Blue is what I hate the most.

What is your gender? (Transvestite accepted.) Boy

What are your hobbies? (Keep it simple kids.) Video games, being crazy, playing board games, killing skeleotns.

Where do you picture yourself in 15 minutes? In the bathroom

Why do you feel the need to breathe? Because I don't want to be dead

What are you still doing here? I don't know, you asked me to sign up.

What is your purpose? To be funny, awkard, and crazy all at once. Oh, and to fling poo. Can't forget that.

Why do you live? Because apparently doing backflips in heaven just isn't enough.

And finally..

What is a common nickname for you of your peers? (Self-appointed nicknames don't count, those are just awful.) Dumbo McFlannigans