Talk:The Caribbean Detective Agency/@comment-5102745-20111129051428/@comment-4713152-20111129052106

Oh yeah? INTERROGATE WAR! - grabs boogiemango by throat, throws him in air, puts chair under him, he lands in chair, garland quickly grabs four tons worth of chains, chains him up, harvests all the light from the sun, shines it in his face - Where were you the night of April 4, 1738, at EXACTLY nine o'clock PM, fourteen minutes and fifty-two seconds, and who were you talking to, what was their middle name, and what was the phase of the moon that evening and what was the approximate temperature and dew point forty-two miles from your said location, and if you have four scones, two of them are raspberry, the other two are cinnamon, how many calories is that all together? HUH? ANSWER THAT! - before boogiemango can say a single word, Garland slaps him 400 times with a TUNA until his jaw is broken -