Wanted Villains

==  Wanted Men == Note: These men are armed and dangerous, please do not approach, if seen contact authorities immediately 

Wanted: Da Pengun

Crime: Bringing in futuristic weapons to pirates that take countless decades to master, just touching one will most likely set it off and/or kill every single living thing

Reward: His Futuristic Weapon (We sorta ran out of things to give, donations appreciated)

Current Location: If we knew we wouldnt be asking you to help find him now would we??

Last Seen: Nuclear Weapons Plant, With a big red button. Please, DO NOT PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON!!!!!!!! The self destruct button is much safer.

Weapon: We dont really know looks like something from Star Wars, Cammanding Officer Darth Vader has examined it and determined that its a thingy

You can Identify him by: Hes a talking penguin, with a gun. Hes definetely the only talking penguin with a gun last we checked.



Wanted: Bodger Bildbeagle

Crime: Several attempts on the life of Roger Wildeagle (Roger says Hi), Dangerously stoopid,

Location: See above

Weapon: Hobo Swordo (Watch out it rhymes)

Stats: Evil (What did u expect?, hes a bad guy), Single

You can Identify him by: Hes the only hobo who can stare into your soul, and has a black + white beard.