BOOK 1 - Clash of Hippie and Matthew.

BOOK 1 Lord Johnny: Matthew Front and center please!

Matthew: Hello my superior - bows -

Lord Johnny: Have you heard of King Hippie?

Matthew: Why yes... What do you want with him your majesty?

Lord Johnny: 1 you are banished from the Johnnyland, ( URA ) And two you must befriend King Hippie and you are now Matthew the great of the Johnnyland.

Matthew: Then why did you say I was banished?

Lord Johnny: What? You think I got a first class education...? I lied.. NOW GO!

EXT: And then Matthew the Great skips through the forest throwing bread crumbs behind him when he meats up with some munchkins singing DING DNT THE WITTC IS DEAD, DING DONG THE WITCH IS REALLY DEAD!!! Matthew is then beat up by an obnoxious girl Dorthy...

Dorthy: AND THAT'S FOR COMING THROUGH THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD WITHOUT LOOKING BOTH WAYS!

Matthew: - wipes bloody face - I be on my way!

Matthew then skips to the Gate to Hipland that is covered in peace logos. Matthew then opens the gate to see Old Man Sven.

Old Man Sven: what yeh be - spit spit - doing here sunny?

Matthew: I be here to meet The Great Hippie.

Sven then leads thee odd boy to Hippies throne room. Matthew then gets owned by him in PvP then...

Hippie: What do yo want man... Lets keep it peaceful homes... Ya.....

Matthew then blinks twice and says oh Mr. Hippie... Johnny needs your help BOOM matthew then blows up and it says in a electronic voice T E R M I N A T E D.

BOOK 2 in a few hours..

Credits:

Lord Johnny: Johnny Plundertimbers

King Hippie: Hippie

Old Man Sven: Sven Daggersteel

Matthew the Great: Matthew Daggervane

Dorthy: Anonymous

Have good day me comrades :D