User blog:Parax./Weird story joke

This is a weird story my dad told as a joke. It was made up weeks ago, when Dad, me, and my best friend in real were telling riddles to each other.

Once, there was a man who went hiking into the woods with a native. Soon, a weird bird saw them, and flew into the air. "FOO! FOO!" The bird yelled. I don't know how to put it in any other way… but it "poo'd" on the man. He wiped it off and died. Later, the man's cousin came along, and the bird saw them. It flew into the air. "FOO! FOO!" SPLAT. The man wiped it off and died. The father, wondering where they went, investigated with the native. The bird saw them. "FOO! FOO!" SPLAT. The father reached over to clean himself, and the native stopped him. The father lived.

Moral: If the Foo… err… s***s, wear it, a parody of the saying, "If the shoe fits, wear it."