User blog:Aplentia/WAKE UP YOU NOOBS episode 2!

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Tia: Hey everybody, and welcome to ‘WAKE UP YOU NOOBS’ the talk show so early-

-      roger blows offical World Cup bogenvia while Cherie comes out –

Cherie: HELLO GRANDMA, AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL ‘WAKE UP YOU NOOBS’ AWARD SHOW!

- Cherie’s grandma is the only audience -

Tia: what? We only had like three shows-

- Tia’s microphone ‘ accidently ‘ goes off -

Cherie: anyway, our first award goes to the person who collected the most gold coins... And the winner is... Mario!

-      grandma claps -

Roger: congratulations Luigi!

-      Un paid intern comes out and whispers into cherie’s ear –

Cherie: never mind that – flips card – he drowned. anyway, to present our next award… please welcome… hello kitty!

-      Hello kitty steps out –

Hello kitty: hello!

Cherie: I don’t know why you say goodbye I say hello!

Random noobs (singing backup): hello hello!

Tia: I don’t know why you say goodbye-

-      hello kitty whacks tia’s head and blood comes out –

Cherie: :O

Roger: :O

Hello kitty: WHAT? I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU LITTLE-

-      TV cuts to commercial –

Roger: AND WELCOME BACK TO THE THIRD ANNUAL ‘ WAKE UP YOU NOOBS’ AWARD SHOW!

David: Looks like Tia took a bad fall…

-      CSI Miami people come out –

Cherie: Hello kitty just-

Horatio: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let the professionals do it

-      after an hour of pointless drama –

Eric: we are finally ready to check her bad head!

Cherie: good!

Calleigh: Telling from her bad head…. I have come to my conclusion…

-      Minutes go by with dramatic music –

Calleigh; she… is bleeding

David: so….what are you gonna do?

Horatio: we don’t know… depends on next weeks ratings…

Eric: OH NO! JOHN LENNON HAS JUST BEEN MURDERED, TEAM, MOVE OUT!

- CSI group uses super spidey powers to run out -

Cherie: lets just move on. I’m sure Tia is fine.

Roger: Presenting the next award is…. ME!

David: wait a second… I thought it was Jeff Bridges-

Roger: he took an accidental fall while coming here!

-      Jeff bridges comes out all brused up –

Jeff: no… I… I can present da award, because I got true gri-

-      Doug comes out of no where and shoots Jeff –

Roger: Okay, So the winner… for best hair… is…LADY GAGA!

-      Lady Gaga –

Doug: hey! I used to date lady gaga…

Lady Gaga: yeah, what a bad romance!

Cherie: but wait… lady gaga is bald!

David: Her fans don’t know that…

Lady Gaga: WHATEVS I STILL GOT… I STILL GOT… what do I got?

Cherie: nothing but cat food.

Lady Gaga: I wish I wasn’t born this way!

Cherie: Please go away! We’ll be right back!

-      two seconds later –

Roger: AND WERE BACK TO THE SEVENTH ANNUAL-

Tia: w-where am I?

- Tallahasse comes out with Witchia, Little Rock, and Columbia -

Tallahasse: Your in zombieland!

Random zombie: What?

-      little rock shoots zombie in head and Witchia whacks it with a chainsaw-

Little Rock: Columbia why aren’t you doing anything?

Columbia: I’m too busy creating facebook!

Tia: I thought that was those twin brothers that looked like thor-

Justin Timberlake comes out of nowhere and knocks tia out –

Justin: That not cool! You know what is cool?

Cherie: Getting on with this show! Please!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;">-      a Ding goes off –

David: what was that!?!?!

James T. Curk: Sorry to interuppt you show but I just had to microwave a pot pie!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;">-      Future Spock beams in and knocks curk out with super-cool neck trick-

Future Spock: MY POT PIE!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;">-      future spock takes pot pie and does hand thingy while beaming out –

Roger: We’ll that was weird…

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;">-      James T. Curk wakes up while Anakin skywalker comes out –

Anakin: YOU STOLE MY FREAKING SPACE STORY!

James T. Curk: Right, and your really dark vader…

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;">-      Anakin tries to use force but cant –

Anakin: WHAT IN THE WORLD! WHY ISNT MY-

George Lucas: We thought it would be so much cooler if you died this time

Anakin: what? Luke and Leah haven’t even been born yet! You still need me!

<p style="margin-left: 0.5in; text-indent: -0.25in;">-      Ewoks come in and take Anakin away –

David: Okay then…

Cherie: That concludes our… well you cant really call that an award show…

Roger: THANKS ALL FOR TUNING INTO THE ‘ WKAE UP YOU NOOBS’ 100THANNUAL AWARDS SHOW! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!