Fun with Skull and Cherie.... and Roger (and Hermit)

Fun with Skull and Cherie... and Roger (and hermit but not with roger cause that would be... shut up charles)
Note: Skull, Hermit and Cherie have all the fun Roger just sorta... idk... what do i do... watch? um... ya... i love dots....

< no roger, you creep, not watch :D ~Cherie

^ can I watch?

^idk can you mr unidentified xenomorph? ~Cherie ^ I think thats Mega

^^^^Not watch what?...

^ You dont wanna know ~Cherie

Note 2: Most of this isnt true

^actually it is shh.... ~Cherie

- Scene 1 -
Cherie: Skull ur too... clothed.

Roger: I'll take his clothes!!!!! i do that anyway!!!!

Skull: Ya roger can- wait what?!

Roger: Nofing. Nofing at all.

Skull: Anyway i need u to get out of that bed

Roger: But but... im tired i wanna go to bed

Skull: Then scoot over

Roger: I'll get out of bed

Skull: I know u will

- Roger leaves bed and room -

Skull: Now we are all alone in a room with a bed

Cherie: PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!

Skull: ok....

- epic pillow fight scene -

Skull: ok now we are all alone in a room with a bed

Cherie: Lets throw the bed at each other!!!

- a few near deaths and crash later -

Cherie: Man im tired - gets into bed -

Skull: me to...

John Stormpaine: Hey LOOK guys skull wants us all to watch him and cherie!

Cherie: Hey Skull the bed broke through the wall and ripped a huge hole

Skull: But.. we didnt throw the bed at the wall

Roger: Hey Guys it was getting sorta stuffy in here so i decided to tear down the house

Cherie: Good Idea!!!!!

Skull: Hey Roger do u know a room with a lock that closes from the outside?

Roger: YA theres one right here. See if i step into here

- steps into closet -

Roger: and u lock me in here i cant get out

Skull: Good... - locks door -

Skull: Now then Cherie...

Roger: Hey Skull!! Cheries in the closet with me!!!!!!!

Cherie: Theres Pink Ponies in here!!!!!

Roger: Its NARNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cherie: HURRAY

Roger: Skull must of known Narnia was in here

- Skull leaves room -

Roger: TY Skull!!!!!!!!!!!! Skull? Skullllllllllllllllly where are uuuuuuuuuuuuu?

THE END

- Scene 2 -
SUDDENLY a time warp happened and we were back at the start of this! But things did not go exactly as they did last time...

Cherie: Skull ur too... clothed

Roger: Hi! how was my Skull costume! I like to borrow his clothes and dress up like him!

Cherie: Hi Rogie!!!!!!!!!

Roger: Hi! dont tell skull im here

Skull: Hey Cherie have u seen my clothes, their all gone, even my underwear!

Roger: GTG! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

- is about to leave -

- skull walks in -

Skull: Roger!!!!!! Do i have to tell u again! DONT STEAL MY CLOTHES FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!

Roger: Then ill just ste-

Skull: OR John's

Roger: Senator, I do not recall...

Skull: and yes Roger my clothes do include my underwear

- Roger goes out -

Cherie: Skull ur to clothed...

- roger comes back in -

Roger: I forgot my car keys

Skull: U dont have car keys. U dont even have a car! cars werent even invented yet

Roger: I meant boat keys

Skull: Boats dont have keys

Roger: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH so thats why my boat wont move

Cherie: Hey Bro i found ur boat keys

- Roger drinks from windex bottle he filled with blue gatorade -

Roger: Thanks

- Skulls mind is blown -

Cherie: how do you blow someone's mind?

Casulties: 1

- Scene 3 -
- Note: Cherie didnt have very many lines cause idk... but to make up for it Cherie gets her own thing...

Cherie: Hey guys and gals! i hijacked this page for long enough to type my own play! If u here any other noises that the narrator tied up so pay no attention to him!

Cherie: - wakes up in the morning to alarm clock beeping -

- crushes alarm clock with bare hands -

Cherie: Drat i killed the alarm clock now im wide awake and i gotta get a new one... again. I wonder who one that battle me or the alarm clock?

- checks off wake up on to-do list -

Cherie: I wake up every morning accomplishing something!

Cherie: Then i eat brekky! - eats all the candy in lucky charms - < OMG HOW U KNO

Cherie: YUM!

Cherie: Now to go shopping!

- goes 2 store -

Cherie: Lets see cherrys, cherrys, cherry coke, blueberries, strawberries, rasberries, very berry smoothie, PB and J for PEANUTE BUTTER JELLY TIME, berry scented markers, and of course: bananas

Skull: Hi Cherie fancy meeting u here

- Roger rushes in -

Roger: Hi Skull I watched Cherrie while she was sleeping all night and found her to do list and made a copy of it and here it is just like u asked

Skull: Hes joking

- knocks out Roger -

Cherie: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENN- I MEAN ROGIE! YOU -FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB-

Roger: Im fine

Skull: No ur not

Roger: Oh ok

Cherie: Im not gonna ask

- meanwhile rogers having his own emotional battle -

Roger: Man i need another drink pass me the beer bottle

Good part of Roger: No remember what happened last time!

Bad Part of Roger: Dont Listen to him hes drunk

Roger: Uh guys, i refilled the bottle with water, Waste not want not!

Good + Bad Part: Oh

- roger heres voice in the distance -

Voice: Come back roger... come baaaaacckkk...

Voice: Hey cool my voice is turning into txt, Hi Mom! Hi Dad!

Roger: Huh

Voice: Wake up rogie wake upppppppp

Voice: I didnt want to have to do this

Voice: Skull stole ur lady clothes

- roger immeDiately wakes up -

Roger: Wheres the lady clothes? WHERE

Cherie: Ur wearing them silly

Roger: Oh

- security arrives -

Security: Im afraid were going to have to take u both to a mental asylum

Roger: Why? What we do?

Security: Well for one ur wearing lady clothes

- Scene 4 -
- Roger wakes up -

Roger: Phew that was just a dream...

Leanardo deCaprio: Hello Roger I a-

Roger: No no the inception part comes later in the script Mr.Charles

Leonardo: Drat

- leaves -

Alarm: Wake up in the morning feelin like P-

Roger interrupts: Shh Alarm Clock U'll wake baby lamp

Alarm: Sry

Roger: Hey Skull can I have some waffles... WITH MAPLE SYRUP

Talking Skull: Sure

Roger: Man today sure is a boring morning

Roger thinking: Man that song Friday should totally go: 7am waking up in the morning and falling back to sleep

Roger: Today i am going to learn how to be a ninja

Roger: I wonder how the chocolate husband from SNL got to standing at my door...

Roger: Hes usually standing by my bed looking at me

- Goes to computer -

- types in Ninja School -

Roger: WHAT! LINK NOT FOUND!

Roger: Well played Ninja School

Roger: Wait a second...

Roger: Pirates dont have computers...

Leonardo DeCaprio: Thats because since beleive that Pirates can have computers they ca-

Roger: Hold ur horses Leon were almost at the inception part

Leon: Drat

Roger: Sorry leo were gonna have to kick the inception part because now everyones knows its coming

Leonardo: Nooooooooooooooo

Roger: sry

- Leanardo leaves -

Roger: Where are all the other chracters?

Skull and Cherie: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Roger: YAY!

Roger: Hey Skull where are those lady clothes I lent u for that play?

Cherie: What Play?

Skull: Roger it was a secret play... U werent suppose to mention it

Roger: HEY EVERYONE SKULL PLAYED A GIRL IN A SECRET PLAY!

Cherie: Who did u play in the play!

Skull: I played Roger

Avatar: Can blue people be in the play?

Roger: No we already have smerfs

Cherie: What was the name of the play?

Skull: It was... uh.. it was called: regor dna eirehc htiw nuf

Roger: Uh....

Skull: It was uh... a British play

Roger + Cherie: OHHHHHHHH

Roger: I was in it to!!!

Roger: I played Skull!

Cherie: I played Leonardo deCaprio!

John: I played an Avatar!

Director: Cut! Take 5 everyone good job

- Roger unzips costume and becomes Skull -

- Skull unzips costume and becomes Roger -

Roger: Ok give me my lady clothes back though seriously where are they?

Skull: Ur wearing them

Roger: Oh

Cherie: Wait a second... If u to were each other then who played John?

- John unzips costume and becomes Leanardo DeCaprio -

Leonardo DeCaprio: Inception

- vanishes -

- Skull's Mind is blown -

Cherie: how do you blow somebody's mind?

Casulties: 1

Cherie: That was the weirdest thing i ever saw

Roger: No my banana/spongebob/bacon/cheese/awesomeness pants were the weirdest thing u ever saw but this is a close second

Cherie: No it isnt ur pants had a banana/sonebob figure eating cheese and bacon and the word awesomeness were everyware

Roger: It has a matching top

Roger: And those are just my street clothes...

Roger: Wanna see my party clothes?

Cherie: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES PEOPLE!!!!!!!! HES GOT PARTY CLOTHES

People: Why is that bad?

Cherie: Roger has party clothes

People: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

- And this can only happen in... THE ROGER ZONE

- Scene 4.5 -
Cherie: HI MOM

Roger: Hi honey

Cherie: Why do u always put my mom in the closet when i visit?

Roger: Hi Honey

Cherie: untie my mom Roger

Edgar: Ya UNTIE ME!!!!!!

- Scene 5 -
Roger: HEYYY CHERRRIIEEE

Cherie: Banana

Roger: Ik i took out the trash already but why is there an ad on the wiki that says "Get Done"

Cherie: When two people love each othe-

Skull: CHERIE STOP!

Skull: Imagine another Rogie but tinier

Cherie: Oh God they would dominate the world

Roger: Am i missing anything?

Skull + Cherie: Nooooooooooooooo if you were we would tell you

Roger: Oh ok

Cherie: Well im gonna go do stuff

- walks away -

Roger: Hey Cherie!!!! The doors the other way silly

UPS Dude: Man its stuffy in here

Skull: Ya Cheries doing a lot of stuff

UPS Dude: That explains it

Skull: Hey guys have u seen my keys?

Cherie: Take off ur skull costume roger

Roger: Drat i forgot skull doesnt have things from the future

Skull: Hey guys im going to go

Roger: Where to?

Skull: The place where u get ur name changed

Cherie: Well im gonna go do stuff

- exits -

- comes back -

Roger: Whats ur new name!

Skull: Stuff

Roger: Can i be u now?

Skull: NO

Roger: foo

- Scene 6 -
- cherie comes back -

Cherie: rogie for the last time put some pants on you joob

Roger: but i like these invisible pants theyre really comfy

Cherie: i like this wok i dont want to have to reshine it after i beat ur face in

Roger: whats a wok

Cherie: you make french toast in it

Skull: how do you put french people in a wok

Cherie: they're french... its all a conspiracy

Roger: but wok sounds asian

Cherie: they're frasian

Roger: but th-

- cherie whacks roger over the head with wok -

Cherie: he talks too much

Skull: where were we...

John: HEY LOOK everyone Cherie is doing Stuff!

Cherie: doing... doing? doing who- i mean what?

Skull: i have friends in high places...

Cherie: roger i thought i killed you

John: yeah but i forgot my lady clo- i mean... i'm not roger

Cherie: are you my conscience

John: no i'm leonardo dicap-

Cherie: tell charles to shut up im tryin to score here

Charles: dont make me put you over my knee

- hermit jumps on charles and beats with stick -

Cherie: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED KENN- o wait that was the eskimo nvm

Roger: eskimo? where? does he have lady clothes?

Cherie: no silly the dead one, eskimos all come from canada you kn- wait... you're supposed to be dead

Skull: you didnt hit him hard enough... here, lemme show you how its do-

John: INCEPTION!

- Skull's mind is blown -

Cherie: how do you blow someone's mind?

Casualties: 1

note: I'm gonna edit this and not like add more edit, im gonna edit the lines