Jim Bloodsilver's Guild troubles

Jim is sad. Why is Jim sad? Cause he cant find a good guild. Why cant he find a good guild? Because he wants a guild with lots of talkative people? why does he want a guild with a lot of talkative people? THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, NOW IS IT?

So Jim looked back on his guilds and thought "I need a guild". So Jim is going to make a deal. The person who convinces Jim to join their guild will have him in their guild. How do you do that? (Full of questions, are we?) Simple. Just show that you have a lot of talkative people who like to laugh.

Please help Jim. He gets very lonely.