User blog comment:Jeremiah Garland/Temporary Leave (this shouldn't matter to anyone)/@comment-4619254-20160625103557/@comment-5213921-20160627191338

One day, while he was walking through the park, he found a lone grandmother and delivered a clothesline from hell so hard that Joey Styles erected from the ground screaming oh my god so loud that the earth shattered and everyone died. The end.