User blog:Reyes De Luz (Albert Spark)/In the Name of Romania I Claim Thee!



Dearest Friends,

It has come to my attention that Spain, has violated the Treaty of Utrecht by claiming Gibratlar, they have also voided the provision recognizing Phillip V (Pearson Wright) as king. The details of this accurate Treaty made on April 11, 1713. Clearly it states that Britain owns Gibraltar (Shocker ;) ). Due to violating this treaty this means King Phillipe V is NOT the Monarch of Spain. And seeing as the Family is no longer in possesion of the throne and there is no other person realizing this vewy true fact, I hearby in the name of Romania claim Spain and its Empire!

Changes
Due to this we shall now have changes done. The Vatican being in my new grand Spanish Territory is going to be used as a means of training Military Units and Partying. Bobby Moon shall administer this division and The Vatican shall be known as Party City, the best place in the world. Lots of tea too!

Naples is going to be renamed. We're naming it Maples and will plant millions of Maple Trees and make a large amount of  currency for the sap and syrup we will produce. :D

Now due to all this were going to need new offices. Therefore Ill be nice and make Phillipe V and wife head of Janitorial Services in Party City. There will be alot of messes you know, after all its 24/7 PAR TAY!!!!! WHY NOT?! Okay and also the Pope's Official new title is Popey. Hector youre still Pope but youll be relocated to Bucharest. Pack your jackets cause its superbly cold there.

Afterwards, I must establish the 2 new national religions: Orthodox and Buddhism. If youre not Cathoolic you must be one of those or high tail it mang. Oh and Athiesm is allowed too. That means you dont believe in a God.

The Head of the Athiest "Meetings" will be put in Madrid Spain because its very important for our leaders to familiarize themselves with this new idea of religion. John Breasly and Nults McKagan can fight over who heads this. Their title will be "Totally-Not-The-Popey".

In addition, we shall make Hannah Bluefeather, or now Queen Clementine I as Terriotrial Queen of Spain and Empire. She will rule over it with peace and love.

And I will post any other new changes :)

Until then, farewell friends I can not wait to see these new changes in place.