Talk:New Years Superlatives/@comment-2084412-20130103173957

SO FAR....

I have the "hairiest ass"

I'm going to be here in my 40s because I'll still be writing :P ( That's probably true xD )

My username is most likely my real name ( Ey? OF COURSE I'M A 18TH CENTURY CAPTAIN IRL! DO I NOT ACT LIKE A BLOODY AWESOME PIRATE!? XD )

Apparently I look like Jarod Fogle. wth?

Also, I used myself quite a bit xD. According to myself, ( and this is ONLY myself's opinion, no one's self's or other self's are committed to myself's only self's opinion! ) I am the most wealthy user, ( xD ) the only person myself would date ( :o ), and the most sexiest user ( Oh yeah! ).

I also create stories that Garlic never reads, and am most likely to watch The Hobbit 27 times. ( I'm already ahead of ya buddy, I'm at 30! jk xD ).