User blog:N.R./N.R. says 9:

Thanks to the support of my fans, I have decided to continue writing even if the world thinks I'm this herb-named guy. I couldnt do what I do without you guys! Now onto today's topic. Apparently Johnny Goldtimbers isn't really dead... But how could anyone make that story up and have everyone believe it? Didn't Goldtimbers tell anyone he was going on "vacation?" I have a theory that he is actually really dead and is now an EITC zombie! Like " I am EITC, I will eat your brains," etc,etc. What captain Greg did was wrong, but also a very clever idea! That might be the worlds most perfect con.... OH MY GOSH REDBEARD'S HEAD JUST EXPLODED! Who wants his stuff? I happen to be his lawyer. The bidding for his house will start at $17 billion and his guild at $80 million. ;)

Sincerely yours,

N.R.