User blog comment:Ishmael Venables/A Discharge of Bartholomew Swordfury/@comment-10059141-20140223224322/@comment-3432656-20140224000700

Someone from Horse Guards needs to do this. Let's evalute your current title. Shall we?

"Governor-General of the African Colonies, Field Marshal of the Third Army, MP, KCB"

First of all, There is no "Third Army". There is divisions which consist of several regiments.

Another thing is, since when did the King make you a Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath? I do not remember any papers, anouncements, nor a ceremony to which must take place to even be made one.

And Mallace,

'Ello Gov'na