User blog comment:KittyNomsYou/Current Issue on the Wiki/@comment-3112181-20130312001743/@comment-2084412-20130312003853

This mustn't register on an emotional level... [in slow motion] First, distract target... [flicks a handerchief in front of Garland's face] Then block his blind jab, counter with cross to left cheek. Discombobulate. [ claps hands over his opponent's ears] Dazed, will attempt wild haymaker. Employ elbow block, and body shot. Block feral left, weaken right jaw, now fracture. [a cross to the jaw fractures the bone] Break cracked ribs, traumatize solar plexus, dislocate jaw entirely. [Two more body blows, and a right hook to the jaw hinge] Heel kick to diaphragm... [finishes with a heel kick to opponent's chest, sending him crashing out of the ring] (NO NOTHIN! ) In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemmorraging. Physical recovery: six weeks. Full psychological recovery: six months.

Capacity to insult layers: neutralized.