User blog:LegoMan25/The Hollerin' Horntail

There I was, sittin there at me shack at Isla Cangrejos. I heard the undead French yappin' outside. I turned off all me lights, when I heard a bright light. Yes I said HEARD a bright light. Honestly, I have supersonic hearing. Eh, another story. But still I looked outside and a giant wasp was hollering and ate them French up. Gobbled em' to pieces, she did. I called her the horntail, cuz' she gots a stinger like a tail and, boy, that fella' gotta point so sharp it might as well be a horn!