Flying John Wildhayes

How was he found
We found him on the side of the road flying like some flying bug. He smashed my carriage window with some kind of log. He knocked me out cold. I fainted and I woke up at darkheart. He was trying to disect my parents. So I went and kicked darkheart in the chest he fell down. I grabbed john by the ear. He fainted

His Abilities
1. Slap - Does 10,000 HP Damage

2. Flying Missle - Does 999999999999 Damage

3. Stub Attack - Marks any page hes sees a stub ( like this one )

4. Eat your soul - Your Pirate is automatically deleted