Birthday Card: Some John Breasly guy

I don't know who you are but apparently you are someone important. Some guy that is like... Founder of some country that probably doesn't even matter, right? Like who even cares? I don't, but they have me at gun point writing this so screw off and die people because there you go I said Happy Birthday. God. LITERALLY HITLER! All jokes aside man, it is always so fun to see you (totesmcgotesmyboats didn't sound wrong) and you're an awesome guy. Um. Uh. Well. Crap. I don't know what else to say. I think you'd start the rebellion? I don't know maybe not. (Pssst if you are though count me in). Have a good one John and if I'm early well then I blame science and computers.