The Final Poem

FInally, i have reached one thousand five hundred!

It was a moment, never to dread!

You should party, but remember this, whatever you do dont let it at your head.

1500 what, is that what you ask?

it is quite a task....

i needed over 600 drinks from my flask.

I'm tired right now so thisis all i say,

today is a day you should not eat any hay,

and when you do not, you'll get your pay.