The United States of Ronald R





" By The People For The People' "

Summary
The United States of Ronald R is a large, efficient nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 72 million Ronald Rians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Ronald Rian economy, worth 6.51 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 90,359 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,069 per year while the poor average 24,675, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Ronald Rian ambassadors, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ronald R's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.